/me sighs. "No, no, no, skyblade, you must be a 
(newbie) to smileys. You wanted this smiley, right?
:laugh:
You have to replace the (image) box with (IMG*) and the (/image) box with- yooooou guessed it- (/IMG*) (Just put caps-lock on, it makes it easier). Then, put an "http://" after (IMG*) and "poof!" your done!
(Note: When you do yours, don't put in the astriks (*). I put them in so the board wouldn't think I was posting an image.
Glad to help, I'll do it anytime.
Macavenger hits Lyra with a massive fusillade of peanuts, followed quickly by Dr. Pepper. "Never call Skyblade a newbie. He's got 20 times as many posts as you'll ever have. He just hasn't used that type of smiley before. Bye now." Lyra is washed out of the bar under the force of the Dr. Pepper spray.
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Oooooh, bbq! Insano goes over and eats a very lare amount. Then when he goes back to the basketball court, he gets a rude awakening of what happens when you do physical activity right after you eat.
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Yay!
Shade is back from exile in a 3rd world household(my aun'ts)where they have NO COMPUTER!AK!AK!AK!
Last thing I knew,I flushed Insano down the bog.
How'd he get out?
BTW:I'm thinking of changing my screen name to Shadow|Cat.
Any suggestions/comments/opinions?
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"Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's."
-St. Matthew's Gospel 22:21
Lyra, the rule has always been against one-post battles. Stick with the rules if ya wanna hang here. And the Restor-A-Duck 9000Β was mine, I think I keep it under my hat (literally).
Mac - sorry it takes me so long to post. I try to stick around if I can... 4. Qf6
Shade - how can you do that? Apart from creating a new name and losing all your posts, I mean.
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CoreyΕ (Cubed)
WILL POST FOR FOOD
Lyra is about to beat Mac upside the head because he didn't understand she was trying to help, but then the realization of Mac's great stupidity weighs down upon her. "Mac, Mac, Mac, I said I meant as in that particular smileys wevsite! Not webboards! I mean, Skyblades practically a Mod, why would I call him that, even if he wasn't! I happen to be on good terms with him (I think)!" She does not want to resort to violence, so she gives the snarling Arookee a glance and then she finishes her B-B-Q chicken leg and falls asleep. However, she has a dream in which Mac is ripped to pieces by some sort of wolf. (#2 Thumb Rule of Life- NEVER eat B-B-Q before going to sleep!) However, when she wakes up, Mac is suspiscesly missing and Arookee is an Artic fox, happily sleeping. However, upon closer investigation, it seems that he as flecks of red blood upon his muzzle...
Note- this is NOT a one-post battle!
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Originally posted by Lyra, AKA CyberDragon:
**Note that I made bad bad because of the quote :).
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Ain't you smart? :rolleyes:
Lyra, AKA Cyberdragon, AKA Chessmaster, AKA Moron.
Observe the rules of the Boozerama Bars:
No one post battles
No Pepsi (roach juice)
No rocking the boat
No Confederate officers or supporters (that want to live, anyway)
No being a hotshot if you have just entered the bar two seconds previous to hotshot behaviour (Example: Lyra, AKA Cyberdragon)
You must kill Insano at least once before exiting the bar
No execissive reference to evil, stupid books
Failure to comply to the above will result in the offender being thrown into the acid pit
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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 08-28-2001).)
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Hrmm....
MA walks back into the back into the bar, after grabbing a can of roach juice. (Note - Luke, Pepsi is allowed for use as a superweapon only. I sure ain't gonna have it long. 
) He walks up to Arooke, shakes up the can, and opens it at him. Arooke is quickly melted into a pool of blood by the Pepsi spray. Afterwards, Mac does DNA analysis on the blood on what used Arooke's muzzle and determines it to be Insano's - looks like he's dead again. And finally, for various rules violations...
/me throws Lyra into an acid pit.
Corey - 5.Nc3
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Insano reincarnates himself in a regular human body. He then takes out a roach juice spray launcher. Note: Not drinkin' it. Superweapon. He then points it at Arooke and fires. "Die you, you, I don't know what you are, die!"
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Oh please :rolleyes: all of you do one post battles( Mac, Luke, corey.......me)
So don't be snaping your snouts at any one. If any one has questions I would be happy to re-post those one post batles, by Mac, Luke, corey.......me. 
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As Insano pummels Arookee with Pepsi, Corey joins in with a rapid fire Cheez-ItΒ cannon.
I think this is the 20000th post on the EV board!!!
(edit - It isn't. Who stole my title?!?!?)
Mac - 5. Bd6
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CoreyΕ (Cubed)
WILL POST FOR FOOD
(This message has been edited by coreycubed (edited 08-28-2001).)
Mac washes the remains of Arooke out the door with an airgun.
6.Nd5
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Muuuuuaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhaaaa!!!!!!!!! Arooke defeated! Well, that's one less person who will most likely kill me in the next hour.
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Reads the requirements
Hmm, I check out. I don't support the Feds, I just happen to like being in safer space until I get a Corvette. (see sig)
Whoops! I haven't killed Insano yet!
Draws his plasma pistol and aims for Insano
Hey Macavenger, what was your last move in your game with me? And anyone else want to play chess?
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The Hunter: semi-dangerously flying around in his Courier, looking for Pirates who are worse them him to blow up. Loyalty: Umm...I like the Feds better but I ain't enlisting!
I'll just post a complete move list from both of my games, how's that?
Macavenger - The Hunter
1.e4 e5
2.Nf3 Nf6
3.Nxe5 d6
4.Nf3 Nxe4
5.Bc4 Be7
6.d3 Nf6
7.Ng5?! d5!
8.Bbe h6
9.Nf3 Bg4
10.c4 c6
11.Nc3 Bb4?!
12.Qe2+ Be7
13.h3
Macavenger - Coreycubed
1.e4 e5
2.Nf3 Nc6
3.Bc4 Nh6
4.d3 Qf6
5.Nc3 Bd6
6.Bg5
BTW Hunter, if you see the new section in my sig, I earned that beating the ex-unofficial champ twice.
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Originally posted by rebel council:
**Oh please:rolleyes: all of you do one post battles( Mac, Luke, corey.......me)
So don't be snaping your snouts at any one. If any one has questions I would be happy to re-post those one post batles, by Mac, Luke, corey.......me.
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OK, fine, let me revise the list:
No unreasonable one-post battles
Pepsi (roach juice) is only a legal substance when being used as a weapon, ie, to kill Insano with it
No un-defeatable protections (except Sprite-Shields or the excuse that if you're hurt, you won't be able to kill Insano)
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OK, people, this IS going to be a LOOOOOOOOOOONG discussion (much as I don't want it to be). Here we go-
And uh, Luke? I just want to say that anything that looks like it's being rude or mean to you in any way, shape, or form then it was absolutly in-coincidental and completly deliberate. And, if it seems to be polite to you in any way, shape, or form, then that WAS purely coincidental and should be ignored.
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Ain't you smart?:rolleyes:
Lyra, that was rather uncalled for... Luke has some good points there, and some of the ones you dispute have alreay been moified by others of us on here, in a much more polite way. Please don't post something like that again.
I'll probably be gone from the boards for a bit, because damn PoG is making them run too damn slow,and I can't take it. Might come back today, or maybe not until later tomorrow, which is a pretty big vacation for me.
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Seeing as how if daemon dies then so does human, and Lyra's perfectly OK, Arookee didn't die, but he almost did. During his near-death expierience, he saw his selfish life flash before his eyes. He goes to the Bar's cathedral and repents for his sins. Then, he considers buying HUGE giftbaskets for evreryone he's hurt, but doesn't, seeing as how he's not sure if they would tak this as a war sign. Instead, he gives them two things everyone likes- The good luck(/Karma for you new age guys) of being friends with a daemon, and- of course- MONEY! He runs up to Insano, apoligizes, asks for forgiveness, and gives him a friendship hand shake with a following 100 million credit check. He does the same to everyone but Mac, Zen, Corey, and Luke. First, he goes up to Mac. He says he's sorry, and would like to be friends with him, and hands him a 1 billion credit check. NExt, he does the same with Corey, Zen, but then he comes to luke. Instead of being a dog, he changes to a Unicorn, impales him on the horn, and then proceeds to throw him into the acid pit. He and Lyra then go up to the bartender (who is feeling very left out on the money giving) and gives him 100 mill too, and strikes up a friendly converstion about politics (poly-ticks, meaning many blood-sucking leeches)and about how stupid Al Gore is. This is when Lyra finds she has the extrodinary ability of making high-pitched, deafining noise when rubbing her finger around the glass's rim.
