Like I said, if I only owned a Mac, I could try out the Scoutship. Poor me. :frown:

"The bar has been saved! Woohoo!"

The Hunter lands and runs into the bar to tell whoever the Bartender is the good news, of course Hunter bangs his head on a beam again and starts muttering something other then prayers. Immdiately Skyblade and Macavenger are glaring at Hunter

"What? I wasn't going use Roach Juice to heal my head!"

The Hunter quickly pulls out an ice pack to prve he isn't lying, puts the ice pack on the place he bumped, and orders a gallon of Mug Root Beer

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The Hunter: semi-dangerously flying around in his Courier, looking for Pirates who are worse them him to blow up. Loyalty: Umm...I like the Feds better but I ain't enlisting!

Mac and Skyblade are still doubtful as to if they should trust Hunter.

"He's got a clean record at the moment, so just leave him alone."

Skyblade orders the pit crew to refill his backpack, and they once again set a new record.

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(This message has been edited by Captain Skyblade (edited 08-15-2001).)

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Originally posted by Insano:
**Insano goes back into the bar and has 6, count 'em, 6 pan galactic gargle blasters.
**

So you're saying you're dead again? Oh well, familiar position for you I suppose.

Macavenger has a far mor moderate 2 Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, followed by a Big Gulp of DP.

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Yes, I'm dead again. Like a pirate in Empire of Crime said, "Death is such a rush."

Insano gets a new body with a strong resistence to death from alcohol. He then has 6 pan galactic gargle blasters again, but only gets very sick instead of dead.

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the roof rips off the building.

"hey look stars!" Overrider says. "ahhhh, the stars are gone he says as a massive ship that looks like a giant triangle. Voinians run on top of the ship. "all right you UE battletroops! were going to blast your lights out with our mighty dreadnought! Prepa-". "Wait! Wait!" Overrider shouts your in the wrong spot! The dirrections to the EVO realm are: 210 jumps north, 7000 west, 55 south, and 152 east than you'll see this pretty blue light. fly into it and you'll be right where you want to be.
"Thank you human, we will spare your lives. away voinian solidiers!" ship starts to take off. "WAIT UNTILLL I GET IN THE SHIP YOU YOU DOLTS!" Dreadnought leaves to EVO realm.
"It doesn't take that long to get to EVO just fly to the pretty blue light behind the bar" avenger says. "Of course Overrider replies i'm going to plant mines and bombs at the entrance in the EVO realm so they blow up" Overrider leaves and comes back. "This will work nicely.

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Skyblade bonks Overrider on the head. "What are Voinians? And what are UE battletroopers?"

(just remember this is an EV bar. ;))

Skyblade blows up Overrider's fleet.

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Overrider has a fleet? Insano walks up to Overrider and gives him a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to help him wake up. Oops, that didn't help.

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Instead, Overrider starts bouncing all over the bar, not exactly used to this kind of "drink..."

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The Hunter drinks a pint of Root Beer (I think that's the right measurement, you can forget a lot of things in the summer) and pours the rest over his Courier

"THere, now you can sleep better my faithful ship, now that you no longer have Roach Juice on you." (when the Pepsi fleet was destroyed, some rained on my Courier)

The Hunter walks back into the Bar and asks if anyone wants to play Chess

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1. e4

???

Insano goes back in and plays chess with Hunter. He gets check mated after 3 moves and says, "I never was good at chess. You wanna spoon fight?"

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i have a fleet?

Overrider throws skyblade onto a planet with radioactive rodents and then brings him back, apologizes and buys him a drink but keeps a forcefield between him and skyblade

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Always keep a force field between you and skyblade if he has ANY reason to be angry with you. I know what happens if you don't...

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Originally posted by Insano:
**???

Insano goes back in and plays chess with Hunter. He gets check mated after 3 moves and says, "I never was good at chess. You wanna spoon fight?"
**

Apparently not, if you don't know what my last post was. I think The Hunter will figure it out.

BTW, Hunter, did you look at my profile and see chess listed as an interest, or was that a blind invitation?

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Overrider, not having been in the bar long, has apparently not yet realized that Mac usually sides with Skyblade, so he should have put a forcefield up in front of both of them. Not that it would have helped much if he had.

Mac gets out the firehose and hits Overrider with a massive spray of DP, blowing him out the door and killing his forcefield generator. Mac, Skyblade, and their commando units all chase after him armed with their various soda pop weapons. Luckily, it looks like there's a Bulk Freighter fleet landing right now with some extra ammunition.

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"Oh no, here we go again." Insano grabs his soda can launcher and loads it with Sprite and DP. He fires them at Mac and Skyblade, which drink them as they're thrown. "Overrider, run before it's too late!"

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Skyblade, in rage for Overrider's sins, rips the forcefield in half (is that possible? :p) and lets Mac use the generator for spare bar parts. Overrider is now running quite fast... But Skyblade decides to let Overrider live, as he bought him a Dr. Pepper. After Skyblade refills his backpack with a fresh load of DP, it's back to business...

"Insano, you're next!" Mac and Skyblade's commando teams run at Insano, dodging all the incoming soda cans. Before long, Insano breaks the galactic running speed record.

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Macavenger runs back into the bar and sits at The Hunter's table again. "Did you move yet? Ah, come on, hurry up! It's the first move of the game, shouldn't be that hard to figure out! Be right back."

Mac runs back out and resumes chasing Insano, breaking the new galactic speed record.

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Skyblade, can you continue chasing while catching and drinking DP? Insano keeps running until he hits a very large wall. "Didn't see... that... there..."

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Just as Skyblade is about to answer Insano's question, he watches him flatten himself against the wall and drop to the ground.

"Poor guy. Running for his life yet not paying attention."

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Skyblade and Mac, after making sure Insano will wake up very sticky from extra carbonated Coke and DP, walk back to the bar. On the way back, Mac asks if Skyblade plays chess.

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