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Originally posted by rebel council:
**While every one is prooving that they don't knoew anything about Star Wars RC finds Chirpo and stomps him dead!

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But Chirpo is immune to heavy pressure and swallows RC alive!

Macavenger offers Captan Skyblade the obligatory drink for all new members in the bar, and asks if he could give a better description of who Chirpo is and why everyone hates him, and what his apparent phearableSuperCricketPowers™ are.

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Nobody knows who Chripo is...He's a powerful being that destroys all who comes to him.

Hey, what is the obligatory drink? Isn't it that drink that tastes reeeeealy terrible?

No, it was a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, so he's rather drunk now, but it was a good drink, and getting dtunk is the point, isn't it? So Skyblade, who came up with Chirpo then?

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Rawzer came up with Chirpo on the original Boozerama!

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I don't know who Chirpo is, but he's dangerous! He just swallowed RC alive!

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Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
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Last post Cpt. Skyblade just destroyed the bar.
Well that was easy enough solved.

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If you don't serve Dr. Pepper here, then I will likely bring my infamous commando team back and blow up yet another bar.

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Skyblade that Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is getting to your head!

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Originally posted by rebel council:
**Skyblade that Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is getting to your head!

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I don't drink, so I never gulped down the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster that Mac offered me. But if he doesn't give me a Dr. Pepper this second, I'm off to the Triton Corsair to get my commando team! Do you understand me!?

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Macavenger quickly adds a self serve Pepsi products dispenser* to the bar for Captain Skyblade. He then threatens to bring in his own commando taem from the R.S.S. Annihilator to provide security for the bar and shoot Captain Skyblade if he doesn't calm down. He also points out that he doesn't drink anywhere outside of this topic.

• Which has not only Dr. Pepper, but Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, MUG Root Beer, and 7up too.

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(This message has been edited by Macavenger (edited 07-27-2001).)

WooHoo! Pepsi. YYEEAHH! Go Pepsi Go!

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Luke parks the Kestrel in the garage and comes back to the bar, "Ohh... Pepsi," Luke walks over to the dispenser(sp?) and gets a little bit of each of the drinks into one glass. He calls his creation "Ispep" and tries to sell the formula to the Coca-Cola company, who tell him to get lost. Luke comes back to the bar and starts drinking Saalian Brandy.

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You have stirred the anger of the great Skyblade, Mac! This will be your last mistake...Where's my Dr. Pepper!? Pepsi is like offering someone dead roach juice!

Captain Skyblade rushes out of the bar and comes in with his turbolaser rifle. He blasts the Pepsi machine to dust. Mac then rushes into the bar with his commando team, demanding that Skyblade drink Pepsi instead of Dr. Pepper. Skyblade refuses, and Mac orders his team to kill Skyblade. Skyblade runs out of the bar, and just when Mac's commando team rushes out the door after him, Skyblade's commando team ambushes them from the sides of the door. Half of Mac's team falls dead at the door's edge, while the rest retreat back into the bar.

"Mac!" Skyblade yells out, "Where's my Dr. Pepper!?"

Mac says nothing, and Skyblade gets destructive. He places bomb charges all throughout the bar, while his commando team finishes off the rest of Mac's team. Mac is captured and brought before Skyblade.

"Well Mac, your last chance," Skyblade says. "Bring me the Dr. Pepper I ordered! I even payed you for it! Or else, this bar goes up in flames!!"

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That was a one-post battle. Oh well, here's your Dr. Pepper. Now take away those explosives.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**That was a one-post battle. Oh well, here's your Dr. Pepper. Now take away those explosives.

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You're right it was a one post battle...Because I wanted to bring Mac to his knees for installing a Pepsi machine! Thanks for the Dr. Pepper, but Mac still has to give me one as well...

"Commander Davidson! Take the explosives out. Now I can enjoy my Dr. Pepper..."

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Which has not only Dr. Pepper, but Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, MUG Root Beer, and 7up too.
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Skyblade what's your problem! You can't walk two steps t the Pepci macheine and press a button! Geez

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Skyblade, didn't you read my note?!? The Pepsi machine had Dr. Pepper too! Haven't you ever used one of those things? They come with all sorts of soft drinks, and that one had Dr. Pepper. I've seen lots of Pepsi machines that do Dr. Pepper, and I specifically said that that one had it. So I get my commando team back, and you can help yourself to the Dr. Pepper.

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Skyblade, didn't you read my note?!? The Pepsi machine had Dr. Pepper too! Haven't you ever used one of those things? They come with all sorts of soft drinks, and that one had Dr. Pepper. I've seen lots of Pepsi machines that do Dr. Pepper, and I specifically said that that one had it. So I get my commando team back, and you can help yourself to the Dr. Pepper.

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I realized that the machine gave Dr. Pepper, but Pepsi is roach juice! Just the sight of the stuff made blowing the bar up the only option...

Atleast the Pepsi machine is blown up. But Luke gave me a Dr. Peppor...

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Well, where else am I going to get Dr. Pepper from? I'm not going to buy it in bulk just for you! Macavenger rebuilds the Pepsi machine, but turns it around on the counter so that it's no longer self serve and so Skyblade can't see the Pepsi logos. He then gives Skyblade some Dr. Pepper. Also, Macavenger and his commando squad challenge Skyblade and his commando squad to a friendly game of CTF, LaserTag style.

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