Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • Insano, feeling evil, put a bunch of pepsi into of those big back squirter things and shot it at CS.

    • Luke hides in a closet because he knows Insano has made Capt. Skyblade really mad.

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    • Hey, I tried to do the forklift trick and they didn't work. I tried both ways. Do any of you know how to do it? I need to know when to push the buttons and when to release them.

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      Originally posted by Insano:
      Hey, I tried to do the forklift trick and they didn't work. I tried both ways. Do any of you know how to do it? I need to know when to push the buttons and when to release them.

      Check out the Mac section of (url="http://"http://codes.ign.com")http://codes.ign.com(/url)
      Or do this: Press down option (hold it down.) Click on the top of the title screen (with the green panels) over and over (while still holding option) until a song starts rolling down the screen. It is a parody of the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" theme song. Take your hands away from the key-board until you see "MCB 3:13 AM" or something similar. Then press Control, then command, then option, then "F." Hold them all down until you hear "They'll tryyyyyy to kill Hector with a Foooork-liiiiiift!" or something like that. Then the pilot file you have loaded will have a Forklift as a secondary weapon. Don't use it too much, though, or even at all or the game will get boring.

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    • Macavenger quickly takes down the Pepsi machine and hides it and himself behind the counter. He then shoves a couple of glasses of Dr. Pepper from the machine up onto the counter for Captain Skyblade, along with a note.

      Peace offering. It wasn't me - Insano did it. Please, don't blow up the bar. After you kill Insano, how 'bout that CTF match?
      - MA

      Then, just to be safe, he calls his security to surround the place and gets the R.S.S. Annihilator to stand guard up above.

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      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • Insano wonders if he sprays more pepsi on skyblade if it will make him go away or just make him more mad. Next time Skyblade comes in Insano decides to try it.

    • Macavenger moves half the commando team inside. Half of those watch for bombing attempts, while the other half all aim at Insano, and tell him to take off the backpack and set it on the floor, then slowly back away.

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      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • Insano then looks at the commando team and sprays them with the Pepsi. At least it will make them sticky.

    • One of the commandos shoots Insano's backpack, causing it to explode in a shower of burning Roach Juice that sprays all over Insano. Then the commandos mob Insano and push him to the ground, where he is quickly knocked out.
      Then, at orders from MA, they take Insano outside and dump him there for Captain Skyblade to do what he wants with, and put the Dr. Pepper glasses out there with him.

      Insano, don't say this is a one post battle, you started it, and you're dealing with 50 to 1 odds against trained commandos, who, moreover, are pissed at you. 🙂

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      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • Hehe, I was planning on that happening. I don't really care if I get beat up in here, I can come back.

      I just beat the alien missions, so I am in the wonderful world of Rebel Cruisers. With engine upgrades that thing is faster than a stock corvette! How did you guys kill the Confed Cruisers in 4 seconds again? Did you have heavy fusion beams? Where can I get those?

    • I do believe that Captain Skyblade has abandoned our beloved Boozerama Bar. He's been on the board several times and hasn't posted. What's up Skyblade?

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      Originally posted by Insano:
      I just beat the alien missions, so I am in the wonderful world of Rebel Cruisers. With engine upgrades that thing is faster than a stock corvette! How did you guys kill the Confed Cruisers in 4 seconds again? Did you have heavy fusion beams? Where can I get those?

      There is no way to get Heavy Fusion Beams without ResEdit or a plug-in that lets you get them.

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    • Where's Macavenger? He hasn't posted today. What plug did you guys recommend for ending the war between the Rebels and Confeds?

    • Killing the Confed Cruiser was accomplished using the Rebel Supercruiser in the Battle for Sol plug, which is now in limbo, I haven't decided what to do with it yet. Insano, you should join Skyblade's Episode II BfS, we need some pirate people.

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      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • I guess I will. I downloaded final battle 4.0 plug. Really good, just hard. Even with the forklift.

    • I take it back, I'm not joining. Too complicated. I'll just be happy with doing AoE.

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      Originally posted by Insano:
      I take it back, I'm not joining. Too complicated. I'll just be happy with doing AoE.

      At the rate it's going, that won't take long. 🙂 Actually, the new one should be less complicated than the original. 🙂

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      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • What won't take long? Hey, Macavenger, would you be so kind as to make an AoE map for us? I do believe skyblade has abandoned the bar.

    • I'll make an AoE map for you sometime today, sure.

      Oh well, Skyblade's gone.
      Macavenger's Commandos pin Insano up to a wall for shooting at and insulting a Rebel Admiral, and interrogate him as to what his least favorite soft drink is.

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      Almost doesn't count, but barely does.
      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • Uh, errr... I don't know what it is. Oh, OK, regular highly carbonated coca-cola.