Hey, stop. Granadulater is new, so do it to him instead. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease.

And shooting more Coke cans at him. Macavenger soon gets tired and stops for a Cherry Coke to refresh before continuing.

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Skyblade grabs himself a Dr. Pepper (would you ever guess? :p) and joins Mac.

"So, what do ya want to do with Isano next?"

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Macavenger hooks up a compressed air gun and begins blowing insano around the bar with it. This is of course quite violent, and the Coke cans crumple and start getting ripped up more than they already were by the high carbination.

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Insano, who has now earned the nick-name "liquid pepsi," is in pretty bad shape now. Skyblade thens picks up Insano and throws him in the toilet. He then flushes it, hoping Insano doesn't show up again soon to challange the ultimate Dr. Pepper and Cherry Coke bar.

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The bar is now a big mess of carbonated drinks. Macavenger turns the drain system to high, and begins using the air gun to blow pop out the door to speed the process.

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Insano goes and turns into a new liquid. Blood.

Now that Insano is blood, Mac and Skyblade put him in a bag and carry him to the nearest hospital where he can be used for blood transfusions.

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Luke sighs. "The reason I'm not helping you two beat up Insano is that I just can't. I just can't do something like that. I mean, I'm in-capable of doing something like that. Because I glued myself to the wall while I was drunk. Otherwise, I'd be right with ya!"

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Macavenger, having been sober in this bar for at least a couple of days, decides its been too long. He goes to Luke and says "Hear hear" and proceeds to get drunk again with him. Hm, maybe I should try some spiked Cherry Coke in this bar? That could be interesting.

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Skyblade re-glues Luke to the wall, and does the same to Mac.

"When you two get sober, I'll rip you off the wall. Alright?"

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**"When you two get sober, I'll rip you off the wall. Alright?"

**

As Luke an MA have a large stash of beer, that could be a while.

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Skyblade adds another coat of glue to the wall, and orders himself the brand new 105oz Mega Mega Mega Dr. Pepper gulper.

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Insano then has fun making the doctors panic when the doesn't go through the tube.

Macavenger and Luke begin playing some sort of game involving spilling beer over each other. No one can tell if this is on purpose or if they're too drunk to realize what they're doing.

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Cap'n Skyblade picks up his turbolaser rifle and blows up all the beer bottles.

"Happy? Why don't you try some wonderful DP for a change..."

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After Skyblade turns his back, Macavenger and Luke come over and tackle him from behind. The beer had made the glue soggy, so they were able to pull away from the wall. They begin wrestling Skyblade, going for the turbolaser. "Don't shoot our beer, punk!" MA yells.

Macavenger can be a mean drunk...

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Insano eventually escapes and hides in a beer bottle. Skyblade then starts to drink him. "No, don't drink me. Nooooooooooo!!!"

Who's captain editor and why did he sigh?

How does Skyblade have time to drink you wheen Luke and I are onn his back trying to mug him? Also, why would he, since he doesn't drink alcohol, even here?

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