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      Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Finally, Buddha has no power over me, because a) I'm in my bar, and no superpowers are allowed there; andπŸ†’ I don't believe in or like Buddha, so he has no power over me.
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      a) You won't be reincarnated in your bar.
      πŸ†’ It doesn't matter if you believe in or like him at all.

      Luke returns all the drinks, muttering to himself. Then he builds a new theater on huge stilts, five miles from the old one.

      After executing Big Ed & Co. and hiring Fat Bill & Co., Luke also builds a theme park and a mall.

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    • Macavenger remembers that he's a Rebel Admiral and has no need for civilian destruction companies. He calls Rebel HQ on Palshife and they send him their elite demolition squad. These men cannot be bribed etc. because they are military men and Macavenger's subordinates. For their first mission, they infiltrate Fat Bill & co. and detonate all of their explosive reserves. They then go out for target practice. The targets are the stilts to Luke's new theatre, and the weapons live tripod mounted fusion blasters. Macavenger comes out and sets up a lawn chair by the team to watch them work, and even takes a couple of shots with one of the blasters himself. He also brings extra lawn chairs, as there are more commandos than there are blasters. After a half hour of drinking, louging in the chairs, and blasting at the stilts, with fighters from the R.S.S. Annihilator flting cover, the theatre is wobbling on it's foundations.

      I think I'll take a break here, nad give Luke a chance to try to stop me before the theatre comes crashing down. πŸ™‚

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      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • Insano, in his new alien body, finds four new alien cruisers. They then jump into the system the R.S.S. Anihilator is in and destroy it. But, two of Insano's cruisers were destroyed, and the other two were badly damaged. Macavenger, who had the ship on autopilot, is having a fit since his pretty (or not so pretty) ship was destroyed. Insano then sends in 20 alien fighters to level all of his buildings.


      When you guys destroyed the Fed cruisers in 8 seconds, what ships and what weapons were you using? And, someone make Boozerama bar 3, i don't like 3 page topics.

    • No one post battles there, Insano. I bet the R.S.S. Annihilator could burn down 4 Alien Cruisers without a lot of trouble, and even if it can't you won't get rid of it that easily. It has the newest available Cloaking device, one which doesn't drain shields when activated. So at the very least, it could escape easily.

      And the 'Fed Cruiser didn't take 8 seconds, it took about4 or 5, as I explained to Luke. I doubled that because Alien Cruisers are almost twice as tough. I was using a modified Rebel Cruiser with 3 Heavy Fusion Turrets, which is what the Annihilator carries, along with some other stuff. For the story, go (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001571.html#")here(/url). The mod I used was the plug I'm developing based on the aforementioned thread, see (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001650.html#")here(/url).

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      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • What do you mean don't post battles? You do it all the time, Macavenger. I do believe that two of my s and the destruction of one alien cruiser is the result of your posting of battles. If I can't do it, then you don't do it either. Please, someone post Boozerama Bar 3. I can't do it because I ain't registered. Ok, here goes.

      Insano gets 4 alien cruisers and equips them with 3 heavy fusion turrets each. He uses many mass expansions so that he has no cargo space but much room for weapons. Insano equips all of them with tritanium armor and new, very illegal cloaking tech. Haha, alien cruisers ain't so easy to kill now, huh?

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      Originally posted by Insano:
      **What do you mean don't post battles? You do it all the time, Macavenger. I do believe that two of my s and the destruction of one alien cruiser is the result of your posting of battles. If I can't do it, then you don't do it either. Please, someone post Boozerama Bar 3. I can't do it because I ain't registered. Ok, here goes.

      Insano gets 4 alien cruisers and equips them with 3 heavy fusion turrets each. He uses many mass expansions so that he has no cargo space but much room for weapons. Insano equips all of them with tritanium armor and new, very illegal cloaking tech. Haha, alien cruisers ain't so easy to kill now, huh?**

      Let me rephrase my earlier statement: No single post battles. No one post is the standard way I've seen it written, but since you didn't get it... πŸ˜›

      I'm curious to know where you think you're getting Heavy Fusion Turrets and advanced Cloaking Devices. I'm afraid that only the rebellion has that tecnology available, and they wouldn't sell it to an alien like you. Being a rebel Admiral, it's more generally available to me. I'm also not trying to say I'm the only one who can have it, there are a few people who are also rebel admirals who could, but they aren't here. :frown: You can have the Tritanium, not that that will make much difference. πŸ™‚

      Since Luke never made any moves to defend his theatre, the Rebel demolition squad continues firing at the stilts. With the structure wobbling, it has become something of a piΕ„ata type game, everyone taking turns and seeing who can knock it down. The third in commandfinally wins, finishing off two stilts in one turn. The whole theatre then comes chashing down.
      The squad returns to the bar to finish off the kegs they brought with them.

      And Insano, what's your problem with Boozerama Bar 2 here? It's too long? Not! Battle for Sol thread that I'm in is 6 pages now, approaching 7. Don't worry about it.

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      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • Uh, errr... I stole them, yeah, that's right. I'm still not sure what you mean by single post battles. Please explain.

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      Originally posted by Insano:
      Uh, errr... I stole them, yeah, that's right. I'm still not sure what you mean by single post battles. Please explain.

      Um, no, you didn't steal them. That's not right.

      The idea of not doing single post battles is that you can't do an entire battle in one post. You have to give the other guy a chance to respond to your attack. You can't know exactly what he's going to do, so you have to give him a chance.

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      - Jeff Foxworthy

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      Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Um, no, you didn't steal them. That's not right.

      The idea of not doing single post battles is that you can't do an entire battle in one post. You have to give the other guy a chance to respond to your attack. You can't know exactly what he's going to do, so you have to give him a chance.
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      Quit being a baby. Nothing Insano's trying to do is any more rediculous than what you do. And the reason I made no defensive move for my theater is I wasn't on the 'net recently. Pipe down and give others a chance.

      Insano, there's no reason to make a Boozerama 3 until this thread reaches 200 posts.

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **Quit being a baby. Nothing Insano's trying to do is any more rediculous than what you do. And the reason I made no defensive move for my theater is I wasn't on the 'net recently. Pipe down and give others a chance.

      Insano, there's no reason to make a Boozerama 3 until this thread reaches 200 posts.
      **

      OK, fine, but really, I haven't started getting rediculous yet. You don't know me, really... πŸ˜‰
      Sorry about the theater, would like to try something now? I can revoke my last post. I just drop in here for a few minutes several times a day, and I guess I forget that other people aren't on here as much.

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      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • Ok, I get it. Now, for the destruction of the R.S.S. Annihilator.

      Insano calls in the elite guard of the Alien fleet. That's 20 squads of the best alien fighters and pilots. That's 20 of the best commanders in very strong alien cruisers. The ships surround the Annihilator.

      Oh, and I revoke the fusion beam thing.

    • Let's just start over with one, singular, Boozerama Bar.

      Luke walks in, orders a Saalian brandy, and asks "Hey, has anyone seen Mr.Moose?"

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    • Macavenger agrees with Luke, since the old story was getting out of hand.

      Macavenger walks in, and orders a jynnan tonyx. "No, I haven't seen Mr. Moose lately. Actually, I haven't seen anyone here but you and Insano lately. This could be a lonely bar for a while.

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      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • "Well, I guess I don't miss the others too much. All they did was play strip poker, which was really nasty." Luke says.

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    • RCs been out for a while and all of you who think you killed him with your crappy little weapons are in for big surprise. RC installed ionic plurse beams on my tritanium body(6 of them, three on each hand). With one sweap of his ion beams RC destroyed all macavengers possessions.

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    • RC, we started over, so I don't care.

      Macavenger breaks out a deck of cards to play blackjack. "OK, I'm dealer, who's in? Loser buys the next round."

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      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • Oh, that's just like you guys. Start over just as I'm about to destroy the R.S.S. Annihilator. Oh, well. So, I guess I'm human again.

      Insano plays one round, loses. Plays another, loses. He then loses so many credits that he doesn't have enough to buy the next round. Oh, well, too bad for you guys.

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      Originally posted by Insano:
      **Oh, that's just like you guys. Start over just as I'm about to destroy the R.S.S. Annihilator. Oh, well. So, I guess I'm human again.

      Insano plays one round, loses. Plays another, loses. He then loses so many credits that he doesn't have enough to buy the next round. Oh, well, too bad for you guys.**

      Well, go get some more credits then. I was planning on actually playing a real game with a deck of cards I have.

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      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy

    • Luke sighs and hands Insano some credits.
      "I thought you were poor!" the others say together.
      "Shhhh, I don't want them to find me." Then Luke orders himself a big Kelkoman Ice Drink (be quiet, I made it up) and procedes to become quite drunk.

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    • :Hmm, I take it you don't want to play, Luke? And by the way, I was wondering if you think Insano has a self esteem problem. I mean, he always comes in here and posts that he loses at stuff before we even get a chance to beat him fairly."
      Macavenger Deals. "OK, Insano, you've got a 9 and a Jack. Dealer shows a 9. Hit or stand?"

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      "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
      - Jeff Foxworthy