You Know You Play Escape Velocity Too Much When...
You Envision screen-shots of EV 24/7
Your House is carved out of wood in the shape of an Argosy
You start stupid lists like these
You changed your last name to "Evrules" and claimed it was Russian
I dunno- you people add more.
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When you pretend to talk to your escorts and other ships in space.
You start writing books about ev.
You stay up all night creating plugs about something or other.
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I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel
You convince yourself you can "hold" your bathroom urge until you complete just one more mission -- then you realize you told yourself that three missions ago(!).
You cannot wait for the next Skunko Challenge ... you know you'll tear it up next time....
Food - Who needs it? Sleep - you already got two hours yesterday....
You believe yourself when you say, "It's just a game. I can quit anytime I want."
(Clever "topic" Luke. I did not know what was coming.)
- KK
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ΒYou will find that our crew will be either the most valuable, loyal, and trustworthy of allies, or ... if you insist on trying to swallow us up -- the worst of enemies. The choice is yours. And should you choose to fight us ... donΒt bring a knife to a gunfight!Β
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(Clever "topic" Luke. I did not know what was coming.)
- KK
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My original intention. If you don't know what I mean, then you'll be more curious, look into it, and (hopefully) post. 
Ahhh! Too many smilies! Run for your lives!
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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 06-27-2001).)
(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 06-27-2001).)
The Smilies are coming! AHH!
This is what a Man who plays waaay too much EV says about......
Food- who needs that, you can't use it in EV, except for a few worthless credits.
EV- no such thing as too much of a good thing.
Rebels- poor innocent people tortured by the Confeds.
Confeds- Evil :mad:
Spam- Yum!
EV(again)- life, the universe, and everything.
Hector- hey thats what I named my kid.
Industries- who needs that (see food)
Clippers- suck, suck, suck.
Sleep- OK, but staying up to play EV is more fun.
Frog- don't sniff it
OK Man if you had one wish what would it be?
Umm... that EV is real life!
...poof
Man's Shuttle is wasted by a pirate clipper.
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Can anyone think of a new signature I can use?
When you think EV is better than EVO...
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GIJew, the real American Hebrew - Aunt Bea's Marauders
Kind of reminds me of when I was a radio operator for the coastguard. People could tell when you'd been working too long or had a hard shift, because you'd accidentally end your sentences with "over".
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People often say that Britain and America are two countries seperated by the Atlantic Ocean.
And they're right.
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Originally posted by Luke:
Notice my:) , clearly indicating that I do not whish to start another debate either.
Besides, what is there to debate?
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David Arthur
(url="http://"http://members.aol.com/darthur1/talon-ev/")Talon Plugin for Classic EV(/url)
YKYPEVTMW:
Β You constantly use analogies to EV in daily speech.
Β Every time you look at a triangle, you instanly think of Mantas and Clippers.
Β You keep realising that ther eisn't a keyboard near your lap.
You know you're a Confederate when:
Your blood turns from red to blue
You go to David Arthur for advice (no offense ;))
You fight for a lost cause for no reason
Just a few...I could go on.
CEO of the Corsair Development Team
(url="http://"http://tmgmedia.net/jpayne")Corsair Homepage(/url) | (url="http://"http://pub57.ezboard.com/bcorsairdevelopers")Corsair Web Board(/url) | (url="http://"http://pub101.ezboard.com/bstarbasedelta")Starbase Delta(/url)
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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**You go to David Arthur for advice (no offense;) )
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Everyone gets advice from Dave, whether they ask him specifically or not, whether they are rebel, confed, pirate, alien, renegade, united earth, voinian, emalgha, vell-os, crescent, miranu, polaris, independant, insane, none of the above, whatever. That's why he has karma #10.
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Originally posted by Luke:
**Everyone gets advice from Dave, whether they ask him specifically or not, whether they are rebel, confed, pirate, alien, renegade, united earth, voinian, emalgha, vell-os, crescent, miranu, polaris, independant, insane, none of the above, whatever. That's why he has karma #10.;)
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Yeah, I know. I personally respect David far more then many other members here, I was just making the point that if you want some information on the Confederation, go to him.
CEO of the Corsair Development Team
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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Yeah, I know. I personally respect David far more then many other members here,
I was just making the point that if you want some information on the Confederation, go to him.
**
David's faith in the Confederation... his only fault.
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Actually, it comes in handy from time to time... The (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001503.html#")Which government is better(/url) and (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001571.html#")Battle for Sol(/url) threads would be pretty boring without him there for the Confederation.
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So go on the internet game sites and bash all the PC users!
(This message has been edited by Macavenger (edited 07-10-2001).)