81.Collecting all the EV plugs and playing them at the same time thinking it will create an astronomical universe!
82.Attacking a Rebel fleet of 20 Cruisers
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83. Thinking that all the stuff in here actually helps you.
84. Thinking Self-Destruct means "Make your ship invincible".
85. Deciding to be brave and taking on a Rebel Cruiser in a Confed Patrol Ship.
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86. Make all these cheat plugins with EV-Edit, making your shuttle invincible, then trying to kill all of the Confeds, and wondering why the Confed shuttles never died...
87. Wondering why when you take missions that a gray circle with a red arrow appears on your map.
88. Thinking fuel was like in Star Wars: it never ran out. Then going into the Serpens Nebula.
89. Trying to kill another ship by ramming them and self-destructing at the same time. In a shuttle.
90. Demanding tribute from Earth in a shuttle because you spent far too much time buying commodoties at high and selling them at low, and you want to be payed for your hardships.
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Originally posted by Captain Carnotaur:
**...a siezure (sp?)...
**
'S E I Z U R E.' If you look it up in a good dictionary you'll find it spelled this way. Because of this, I made my own 'I' before 'E' rule: 'I' before 'E,' except after 'C,' and when souding like 'A,' as in neighbor and weigh, and in (I couldn't figure out how to rhyme this part, so I just say it really fast) weird words such as weird, being, seeing, seize, seizure, et cetera.
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Originally posted by Lord Gwydion:
**'S E I Z U R E.' If you look it up in a good dictionary you'll find it spelled this way. Because of this, I made my own 'I' before 'E' rule: 'I' before 'E,' except after 'C,' and when souding like 'A,' as in neighbor and weigh, and in (I couldn't figure out how to rhyme this part, so I just say it really fast) weird words such as weird, being, seeing, seize, seizure, et cetera.
**
Well, at least I got close.
Anyway...
91. You make Neutron Blasters a super weapon and decide to attack a Confed Cruiser in a Shuttle armed with neutron weapons...
92. You spell "Aliens" "Aleeans" while speaking to a bunch of Aliens...
93. While speaking to a Confed you spell it "Conefeed"...
94. While speaking to a division of Rebel troops, you spell it "Rebeel"...
95. You speal "EV" "VE" in front of Matt Burch...
96. After all this, you still make the mistake of calling the ASW president "Andrew Welsh"...
97. You think that the Space bomb is a close range weapon...
98. You mistake shift for space and try to fire your proton cannons, but instead only flares come out...
99. You read the EVO Documentation Backwards...
100. You pronounce "Miranu" "Marauder" and thus think that the Miranu are evil guys, and thus decide to teach them a less by attacking a Miranu Gunship in a shuttle...
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101. You forget that this topic is about EV and put EVO in it.
102. You think the Clipper is cool because you think it is equipped with scissors.
103. You think you are great because you have a forklift.
104. You try to take over Luna because it is small.
105. You think the Kestrel is the ultimate ship in the game.
106. You find this crap funny.
107. You think that the forklift cheat says: they'll try to kill 'em all with the forklift.
108. You have done all or most of the things mentioned.
109. You try to find the aliens on an uninhabited planet to get missions from them.
110. You think that a laser cannon is better than a proton bolt because it weighs less.
111. You think that EV is or will be compatible with a PC
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112.Redo the rebel alien mssions 50 time trying to captur an alien cruiser.
113.Think that you can brake "the wall" with missles thus wasting millions.
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114. You waste all of your time posting on this board and never actually play the game (like me :p)
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Are you calling ME stupid! Why you little!
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Were you referring to my post? If so, I was talking about the person who is writing this message, and the post that had number 114 on it (i.e., my post)
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115. You call a Pirate cute...
116. You call a Confed captain fat...
117. You say the sentence "I luv the Confeds!" to a Rebel battlefleet...
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118. You mispronouce Arvid Fusin, Armed Fusion.
119. A shuttlecraft attacks you.
120, A defender blows up your Cruiser(either gov't)
121. You buy the next expensive ship to see which is the best.
122. You decide the Confed Cruiser stinks, so you take over a shuttlecraft.
123. You are over joyed when you get to above average after playing for hours.
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124. A shuttlecraft with no guns attacks your alien cruiser...
125. ...And wins...
P.S. Hehe, I like #119 and #120. Lol!
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**114. You waste all of your time posting on this board and never actually play the game (like me:p )
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sounds like number 37, just toned down a bit. you too, huh?
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What ever number we are at) You notice that all the numbers that people put before the sign are off by one because the thrid post didn't take the second post into account. 
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128. You try to make something up to throw everybody else of count.
Carnataur, you really thought those were funny? I thought your posts were the funniest! 
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129. You are so incredibly dumb you run out of ideas for this topic.
130. You mistake a space bomb for an old apple and try to collect it...
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131. You think that EV is 3D and keep trying to find how to change altitude.
132. You land on a planet, and forget how to take off.
133. You sell your Rebel Cruiser and buy an Escape Pod, thinking it's invincible.
134. You get the particle beam, and then wonder why nothing happens when you hit
space bar.
135. You buy a hundred missiles and then try to sell them as a commodity.
136. You open fire with twenty torpedoes on Earth.
137. You think that laser cannons are better than proton cannons, using the logic:
Manta's beat Patrol Ships, Mantas have laser weapons
138. You try and steal weapons from ships that aren't even disabled.
139. You ask the Alien Cruiser for immediate assistance in destroying the Alien
Fighters.
140. You wonder why Confeds are attacking your red painted Argosy........
141. You get a Rebel Destroyer and then become disappointed that it's a worse trading
ship than the Argosy. You spend your time flying around evading Clippers and
Gunboats, as you think the Destroyer is just a painted Argosy.
142. You try to crash your shuttlecraft into Earth.
143. You sing epic battle songs to yourself while you fend off a pirate Defender in
your Confed Cruiser.
144. You insist that an attacking pirate Defender "should learn the folly of his
ways" while he blasts away at your Cruiser, and you don't fire back. (Gandhi)
145. You gain loads of powerful escorts, and then challenge them to a duel.
146. You think that because planetary defences ignore escorts, that it's a good
idea to swap your Rebel Cruiser for a Corvette escort.
147. You try to latch your Shuttlecraft onto an escort one and make an ultimate
Shuttlecraft by flying on top of it.
148. You make every ship in the game invincible so you can pick any ship you want
and it can't be defeated, then wonder why everyone's so strong.
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149. You decide to make all the ships weak so you can destroy them, then wonder why you always lose.
150. You have done all these things mentioned above.
151. You think the bulk freighter is a landing pad and try to land on it.
152. You have to use the Forklift to beat a shuttlecraft.
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153. You don't realize that you can go into the greyed out circles and spend weeks roaming around until you run out of fuel.
154. ...You delete EV because you find it to boring and hard and don't see why anyone likes it
155. ...You say it here along with your street address and what times you're home
156. You wander around pirate space blaring Britney Spears music and talking about how great she was.
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Diddly,
Recursive: adj. See Recursive
157. You do #156 in a shuttle.
158. You do the same in Rebel space.
159. You do the same in Confed space.
160. You do the same in front of an Alien Cruiser.
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