Excactly right Begemotike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE THE REBELLION!!!!!! DOWN WITH THE CONFEDERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When the Confederation is nothing but a bad memory in history files, then people will realize that the Rebels were the greatest force the galaxy had ever seen.......
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REBELLION RULES!!!!!! IN AND OUT OF THEIR SPACE!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Nothing:
Confed ships are my favorites: big, slow, and POWERFULL!
YEH! And the confeds have the best fighters!The Confeds have the worst fighters!!! They handle like rocks!!!! The Confed Frigate stinks!!!! The Rebel destroyer could beat it ANYTIME!!!! Also, Confed ships are pieces of junk!!!!
LONG LIVE THE REBELLION!!!!!!!
DOWN WITH THE CONFEDERATION TYRANTS!!!!!
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When the Confederation tries to tear the Rebellion apart they will find out that the Rebels are not tissue, but Kevlar. Their claws will rip themselves out!
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All yea wee wee pee blasted REBELS!!!!
No rebel can match the Might Of A Confederate WARSHIP!!
Those puny rebels do not have the dignity and honor to build and construct their own ships (which are underacheivers anyway) and can never match us!!!!!
AAHAHAHAHAH!!!! WE WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Mantas: Tinfoil
Destroyers: Extra-strength tinfoil (like it makes a difference)
Crusiers: A far-cry from the proud majesty of a CONFED CRUSIER!!!WE ARE THE LOOMING ENEMY THAT WILL ERASE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE!! JUST AS WE
DID WITH THE ALIENS!!AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahah!! MUWAHAHAHAWAHAH!!
{Put's pinky finger to lower lip}
MUWAHAHAHAWAHAH!!MUWAHAHAHAWAHAH!!MUWAHAHAHAWAHAH!!MUWAHAHAHAWAHAH!!
MUWAHAHAHAWAHAH!!MUWAHAHAHAWAHAH!!MUWAHAHAHAWAHAH!!MUWAHAHAHAWAHAH!!'nuff said. rebels stink.
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Ya gotta admit. The confeds are superior because:
- They have cheap and advanced technology
- Two out of Three times, the Confederates win the battles
- Almost every Confederate system has Trading, Outfitting, Shipyard together
- Their missions pay better
- Their ships are just plain cool and you know it
- THEY wouldn't be the first to be annihalated during an alien invasion because THEY aren't on the edge of known space
The only reasons the Rebels are so popular is they're the underdogs
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Originally posted by Cotton Moose:
**Ya gotta admit. The confeds are superior because:- They have cheap and advanced technology
- Two out of Three times, the Confederates win the battles
- Almost every Confederate system has Trading, Outfitting, Shipyard together
- Their missions pay better
- Their ships are just plain cool and you know it
- THEY wouldn't be the first to be annihalated during an alien invasion because THEY aren't on the edge of known space
The only reasons the Rebels are so popular is they're the underdogs
**Please, limit yourself to insults and immature name calling on this post. If you want to be technical on this subject check out the 'Which is better: Confeds or Rebels?' post. In the meantime.....
All the GOOD pilots that fought the Aliens have now joined the Rebels, and will make you eat electric death! What's more, here is the ultimate insult...
Confeds use 'Wintel machines!!!------------------
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{points to Bigomikeetekywhateverhisnameis}
Now THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAITOR AND DECEIVER!!! His OWN obssesion of Wintel has
corupted himself to the point of NO RETURN!!! HE CLAIMS THE MIGHTY CONFEDERATION
OF WORLDS USES WINDOWS!!!!!!!! The ultimate lie.{Nerdy newsman with red bowtie walks on the scene}
"Actually, the Confederation uses Mac 0S X with 450 Megahertz G4-"
{Capt Rick Hardslab points his blaster a the nerdy newsman's head}
"ARGH DIRTY STINKIN' NEWSPEOPLES!!!! NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY!!!"
{Blows the head off of the nerdy newsman}
{"red paint"}
Rebels are flax to our own defense fleets!!!!
{puts pinky finger to lower lip}
MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!
{jumps into Confed Crusier and dominates Sirgil Starport}
The rebels SHALL BE DEFEATED!!!! YOU WILL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!!!!
MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!
MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!
MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!
MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!cough muwahha cough gag hah.. I'm gasp... out...of gag cough air..
take... deep...gasp...breaths...
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Originally posted by Confed Capt Rick Hardslab:
**{points to Bigomikeetekywhateverhisnameis}Now THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAITOR AND DECEIVER!!! His OWN obssesion of Wintel has
corupted himself to the point of NO RETURN!!! HE CLAIMS THE MIGHTY CONFEDERATION
OF WORLDS USES WINDOWS!!!!!!!! The ultimate lie.{Nerdy newsman with red bowtie walks on the scene}
"Actually, the Confederation uses Mac 0S X with 450 Megahertz G4-"
{Capt Rick Hardslab points his blaster a the nerdy newsman's head}
"ARGH DIRTY STINKIN' NEWSPEOPLES!!!! NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY!!!"
{Blows the head off of the nerdy newsman}
{"red paint"}Rebels are flax to our own defense fleets!!!!
{puts pinky finger to lower lip}
MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!
{jumps into Confed Crusier and dominates Sirgil Starport}
The rebels SHALL BE DEFEATED!!!! YOU WILL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!!!!
MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!
MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!
MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!
MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!MUWAHAHAHA!cough muwahha cough gag hah.. I'm gasp... out...of gag cough air..
take... deep...gasp...breaths...**
I would just like to make a minor correction in my fellow Confederate's statement: Confeds use Mac OS X but also MULTIPROCESSOR G4s. They have a direct line to Steve Jobs and always gets the latest technology way before the trade shows.
On the other hand, rebels are still stuck with Windows 3.1 and a 286. But don't depair my fellow rebels, in a few years, your leader Bill Gates might even come up with a concept as revolutionary as Windows 95!
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Like I've said before...
ALL REBELS WILL FALL DEAD AT MY HANDS!!! AHAHAHAHAH!MUAHAHAHA!
{Hyper into the rigel system. Destroys the spaceport bar with neutron cannons. Then carves the words "rick was here" on the nearby street with proton batteries}AHAHAHAHeeeheheheheheeeeee--gasp**gargle
{pulls out a rebreather and it makes squeaky sounds as he uses it}
ahh, better...MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEHEhehehehehehmuahahah!
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umm, is someone actualy gonna fight against me, or are all you guys asleep?
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umm, is someone actualy gonna fight against me, or are all you guys asleep?:DActually, I was laughing too hard. That was priceless, Confed Capt. Rick Hardslab! Reminded me of that one Calvin and Hobbes strip where he was screaming for so long that his mom finally had to tell him to take a breath.....
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Ha, you poor fools! That is what we wanted you to think! In reality we are merely running Virtual PC to mask our highly advanced prototypes, Apple has always helped rebels and renegades. Steve Jobs, meanwhile, has suckered you to give him your money, just like he suckered Bill Gates.....In reality what you are using are WINDOWS machines with a Macintosh 'theme'. Those simple Confederation minds fell right for it, didn't they? Ah, well ignorance is bliss.
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OOHHH I SEE NOW, SO STEVIE DECEIVED US EH?!!!?!?!?!?
WELL, THEN I'LL JUST PAY JOBS A LITTLE "VISIT" THEN...
{Puts pinky finger to lower lip}MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!ALL YEA POOIE REBELS SHALL DIEE!!!!!! HEEEHEHEEEE!!!
AND EVEN SO, BIGOATMIKEEWHOEVERYOUARE, WE SHALL ENHANCE OUR COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY FAR SUPERIOR TO ANYONE ELSE'S!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK WE DO AT RUBY ALL DAY LONG?!?!?!
MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!MUWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!cough aw man! hack
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Originally posted by Begemotike:
**Ha, you poor fools! That is what we wanted you to think! In reality we are merely running Virtual PC to mask our highly advanced prototypes, Apple has always helped rebels and renegades. Steve Jobs, meanwhile, has suckered you to give him your money, just like he suckered Bill Gates.....In reality what you are using are WINDOWS machines with a Macintosh 'theme'. Those simple Confederation minds fell right for it, didn't they? Ah, well ignorance is bliss.**
I do not for the life of me understand why rebels like Virtual PC that much.
To my fellow Confederates (in whisper): Congratulations! By borrowing Steve Jobs' Reality Distortion Field, we actually got the rebels to think they are using Macs and we are using PCs! Now let's see if we can get the field strength up a few degrees so they'll think they're pants are down and have no choice but to surrender.
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THEM:
"THE CONFEDERATION WILL INHERIT THE GALAXY AS THE FUTURE GREAT POWER THAT WILL REIGN AND PROSPER OVER MANKIND".
(Salute from thousands of military personel)
"Then everyone will be able to live their happy lives without being under threat from the weak and poorly ruled Rebellion. They call it great more like hopeless!"
"LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERATION" comes from thousands below echoing the eternal greatness of the Confederaion.
ME:
MY POINT EXACTLY THE CONFEDERATION IS A BUNCH OF NAZIS!
LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS REBELLION!!!!!
- Now that's better isn't it? Plain and straightforard. No stupid saluting just one clear little message!
(Huge brass band srikes up the glorious Rebellion March, spreading the message of hope and freedom throughout the Galaxy)
DEATH TO THE CONFEDERATE TYRANTS!!
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(This message has been edited by petorina (edited 07-16-2000).)
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DEATH TO THE CONFEDERATE TYRANTS**The CONFEDERATE TYRANTS, whoever they may be, can die.
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"Let's do this!"
-Styth
Titan A.E.