To activate this cheat you first have to hold down the shift key when starting up EV, this done you must then hold down the '~' key and click the new pilot button. Once you've gone through the 'name the pilot etc.' sequence you will have to turn your keyboard on it's side for half an hour and then type 'CoMBINE HaRVESTER CoMBINE HaRVESTER', please note that the use of caps is critical for this part. The next step is to go and make a cup of tea to this resapie: Boil just enough water for 1 and a half cups of tea. Place a tea bag in a mug with a picture of a cow on the side and add the hot water, leaving enough space in the cup for the milk. Ster with a teaspoon ocaisionaly pressing the bag up against the side of the cup. Once the water has reached a colour equivalent to that of a beaver's coat in winter, but no darker than a yak's coat in summer, remove the tea bag and add one taible spoon of milk. Then take the cup of tea and before you drink it, start up a conversation with someone on the subject of the price of red cabbage in the Ukraine. Make the conversation long enough and heated enough that you put you cup of tea down on a coster somewhere and forget about it until it's too late, the tea has gone cold and a dark greasy film has developed on the surface. Only then may you take a sip and, with greate gusto, through your free arm up into the air and shout "Argh, it hath gone cold!" Now go back to you computer, sit in your chair and bounce around making sounds that sujest that your driving a car across a feeld of carrots in Dorchester. After three hours of doing this you are ready to progress to the penultimate stage of this prosedure. First make sure you are facing straight ahead with your back and neck straight. Place your mouce on your head and your mouce mat on your up-turned, left palm. If you have no mouse mat, buy a mouse mat then re-do this whole thing from the begining. Now here comes the tricky part... put your right hand in your pocket and leave it there for the duration. If you have no pockets, go and buy some then re-do this whole thing from the begining. Any way, where was I? Oh yes... you have to press the 'e' key on your next door naighbours keyboard (platform not important) with the tip of your nose but make sure the mouse stays on your head and the mouse mat on your up-turnd left palm. If iether of them fall off, the cheat won't work so be carefull! Once this has been done, the window you speak of, will appear in the middle of your screen. Now the last bit. The secret password, you will nead is the answer to this riddle... I am in fish but not in dooby, in mandelbrot but not in Harison Ford, in fondoo but not in dungeries and in Bach's 2nd Symphony including scor for bag pipes.
Good luck and happy hunting!
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