get your free pancakes!
Today is Free Pancake Day. Free pancakes will be distributed all day long while supplies last. Come and get your free pancakes.
This Free Pancake Day was declared for one simple reason. There are no pancakes in Uplink. Why are there no pancakes in Uplink? I propose that there are no pancakes in Uplink because they are too expensive. That is why I am declaring Free Pancake Day.
Perhaps if we raise pancake awareness, pancakes will make their way into Uplink someday. Perhaps, a pancake gateway will be made. Perhaps a LAN shaped like a pancake will be in order. In any case, Free Pancake Day should be fun and exciting. I hope you all learn something about Uplink and pancakes on this day.