Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • The Bruse once again is looking for something to do, so he begins to poke Zerak Toman with a stick, Zerak doesn't respond to it.
      Edit: The possible but highly unprobable second page of the Hacker's Head Pub now exists.
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      (This message has been edited by TheBruse (edited 02-04-2004).)

    • SlaVitiCkus walks in, too drunk to notice he has entered a different bar. He sits down and orders a Dackery. When it doesn't come before he wants it, he notices something is wrong. Through his drunken haze, he slips on his anti-drunk ring, and notices something is wrong...He then spots LabRat, and decides it would be best for him to go...

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • The Darwin Digital Life program, stolen and only existing on the Hacker's Head Pub Gateway, begins to bleep in the corner.
      AV smiles and serves the Dackery which he just downloaded off (url="http://"http://www.BlueMushroom.org/Rawzer/Drinks/Dackery.drnk")http://www.BlueMushr...ks/Dackery.drnk(/url)

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      Vast__
      QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
      Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url)

    • "Hope Lies In The Ruin... You Are More Than A Number... You Are not A Slave... In Time You Will Thank Us... The Time Is Near... Revelation Is Coming... We Will See You On The Other Side... You Can Not Digitize Life... Our Spirits are Being Crushed... Hope Lies In The Ruin... You Are More Than A Number... You Are not A Slave... In Time You Will Thank Us... The Time Is Near... Revelation Is Coming... We Will See You On The Other Side... You Can Not Digitize Life... Our Spirits are Being Crushed... Hope Lies In The Ruin... You Are More Than A Number... You Are not A Slave... In Time You Will Thank Us... The Time Is Near... Revelation Is Coming... We Will See You On The Other Side... You Can Not Digitize Life... Our Spirits are Being Crushed... Hope Lies In The Ruin... You Are More Than A Number... You Are not A Slave... In Time You Will Thank Us... The Time Is Near... Revelation Is Coming... We Will See You On The Other Side... You Can Not Digitize Life... Our Spirits are Being Crushed... " The Bruse's condition has gotten worse, so he puts up a 1000000 Cr reward for the cure for revelation, other that Faith because it doesn't work and leaves a metallic taste in your mouth.

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    • Brain implant?

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      Vast__
      QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
      Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url)

    • Computer_Man, a tall, dark haired man walks in. Drunken, he does not realize the fact that this is the same bar he was at earlier in the day. Without knowing it, he sits at his computer, several moniters with it, and designs a program called hope that will cure TheBruse with a lemony taste. TheBruse hands him the reward, and Computer_Man later discovers that he spent it all on drinks for TheBruse. Unfortunatly, revelation 3.0 in liquid form was mixed in with one. Computer_Man sighs in dissapointment at how far the Uplink form went downhill and decides to leave until things are better again.

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      Chord Progressions(In The key of Bb Major)
      Blues Standard:
      Bb (2) Eb (1) Bb (1) F7 (1/2) Eb7 (1/2) Bb (1)
      My Triad Chord used in my songs:

      (This message has been edited by Computer_Man (edited 02-08-2004).)

    • AV smiles at how obvious everything Computer_Man has done. No style, no flair. He recounts how he, just to show off, had tied one hand behind his back and disabled his monitor bypass before hacking Uplink Internal Services with 16 bounces.

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      Vast__
      QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
      Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url)

    • SlaVitiCkus declares "well, that's more like it!", and goes on to think about how he is in two places at once. He decides to ask himself when he sees him.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • Steel walks into the bar, hacks into bar.dat, gets a free Coke, and walks over to the corner of the bar, watching the various hackers.

      Steel then deletes bar_roof.dat, creates rain.dat, strikes the bar owner with lighning.dat, deletes bar_door.dat and leaves, saying that there is no point him being in a bar other than the Nova bars.

      Steelix

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      (url="http://"http://mmi-hosting.com/~Steelix").sit happens!(/url)
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    • AV hacks into americasmostwanted.net and adds Steelix at the top of the list.

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      Vast__
      QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
      Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url)

    • SlaVitiCkus gets confused with all the .dats (being from Garendall, he has never seen a computer), and decides he might as well leave.

      ...once he sobers up.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • Ya, another patron!
      AV deletes BlueMushroom.dat form Slav's brain, making him stay here.

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      Vast__
      QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
      Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url)

    • Compoman walks in, looks around, and then walks up to the bar.

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    • Computer_Man decides to visit again, and wreaks havoc in the bar by creating laughinggas.dat in the bar furnace, which results in a large amount of drunken laughing. Then he sits down at his computer and creates novicane.dat in the machines which will be made by needleseverywhere.dat, which results in everyone getting lots of novicane. So you have a bunch of numb, laughing, drunken hackers in the bar. He then deletes the newly installed roof.dat and creates snow.dat, and creates avalanche.dat and decides to leave to go wreak havoc in the same place he just was when he started his wrath here.

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      Cheers,
      Computer_Man

    • Computer_Man walks in followed by a health inspector. The health inspector approves of the bar, and nothing else happens.

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      Cheers,
      Computer_Man

    • AV tries to put a virus in compoman. He resists. He then tres to manually delete compoman's brain. No success. AV then just says "Oh, for the love of peat!", takes a PPK-82 Minigun and turns Compoman into a leaky piece of meat. Serves him right.

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      Vast__
      QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
      Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url)

    • Computer_Man hacks into Agent_Vast's online bank account and steals all of his bar profits. He then buys the bar from himself and assumes control of The Hackers Head Pub. Then a health inspector walks in, and mrxak says that the bar is...........

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      Cheers,
      Computer_Man

    • Shut up.
      AV gets really angry

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      Vast__
      Someone once said 'I think therefore I am'. I disagree.
      George Bush didn't THINK (as such), but he still was.

    • Borfors enters the bar carrying a rusty shovel. He then gos over to The Bruse and beats him to death with it. After cleaning up some of the blood Borfors attacks Computer_Man but is shot by police before he is able to kill him.

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    • And the man with one post tried to kill me...

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      Cheers,
      Computer_Man