Dstortion has moved away and left us. He sux, in d00d terms. And dstortion was the man to beat. I beat him. 3-0. I rool!
Okay, that was lame, seriously, 'big d' moved to Oregon with his then fiance, got married, prolly has a couple of kids by now like Xeeb said. He had given me his phone number, but I never got a hold of him. He has an answering machine.
In short, he's been fully domesticated, and Avara lost the best player we ever had. If you never had the chance to play him, you missed out on what made Avara truly great...
If you got a chance to play Xeeb, then you have been scarred for life and I suggest ritual sacrifice to cleanse your soul. Xeeb is so wrong in so many ways.
-achilles