@darwinian, on May 23 2008, 10:48 AM, said in Global Thermonuclear War Game 24:
Would this be considered absurdist, or surrealist? Or am I not even in the right ballpark? Hot dog, anyone?
It's mrxakist. And the hot dogs will happen towards the end.
Anyway, I got word from everyone that needed to contact me in both inactive rounds, so without further ado:
_"Yeah, peanuts really are awesome," mrxak says to Mr. Elephant, opening a bag he got before announcing snack time. "I- I love you Mr. Elephant. I wanted for so long to-"
LNSU explodes, this time there was a small mine under the table, and when LNSU broke the infrared laser range-finder trigger, a directed blast destroyed all but his upper body. The top half quickly bleeds to death.
"Holy crap!" mrxak screams, squeezing Mr. Elephant, who then pops. "Noooooo! Mr. Elephant! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Janitors come in to clean up the mess, but it takes some time before mrxak stops crying, and when he does, he explains that LNSU's country had been nuked as well.
"I got word before snack time started, I probably should've told you all. Maybe LNSU would've... oh well... I really like snack time, don't you?" mrxak shrugs, tying another balloon animal. The delegates soon see that it's a turtle. "Speedy the Turtle here has something to say, then you should all start voting."
mrxak picks up the remains of Mr. Elephant and throws him into the trash, holding up his arms in the field goal position for a few seconds before wandering out of the room suddenly. The delegates, looking at each other and laughing nervously, try to listen to what Speedy the Turtle has to say. Speedy says nothing._
LNSU is now dead. EKHawkman and LNSU were both ordinary delegates.
For the record, this is now Active Phase, Round Four. Get voting.
Round Four Votes:
darth_vader -
darwinian -
egroeg -
Eugene Chin -
JacaByte -
jrsh92 -
lemonyscapegoat -
Manta -
Mispeled -
prophile -
Rickton -
RJC Ultra -
Templar98921 -
"Subjects EKH104 and LNS111 have been eliminated doctor."
"Interesting. Excellent, I see that the synaptic relays are still working within expected ranges. How is subject MRX100?"
"MRX100 is more eccentric than ever. He just cried over the loss of one of his balloon animals."
"That was to be expected. The drugs will throw his system out of balance, but we need to push him."
"Don't you think, doctor, that maybe we should go easier? If we let everything proceed slowly, as it did before, we will learn everything?"
"No, there's no time for that, we have to learn all we can before it's too late. Try to increase synaptic function closer to tolerance."
"Yes doctor."