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Originally posted by The Journalist:
**Whatever. U'm underage anyway.
-- snip --
dude3 isn't even a Mac user.
**
Say it isn't so!
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With a name like anklebiter, what do you expect? I am the fox -- my talk will thrill you, get to know me, my smile will chill you. (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")anklebiter's web cam(/url)
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Let's return to the bar, shall we? This is a bit off subject...
Cooldude enters the bar defiantly and makes sure to show his brand new Bazooka in front of Tex as a menace. Tex gulps and for the first time orders and pays for his third (full) glass of Tequila. Ione comes up all rosy and settles in a girly way on the bar-table. Tex flushes and approaches Ione. Result:
-Ione slaps Tex hard in the face with her pop-pop trophy.
-Tex throws his Tequila in the air in surprise.
-Mr Man malfunctions since his tequila entered through his nostrils (speakers) and his wires all unplug because of electrical charge.
- Cooldude gets very mad and blows Ione in the face with his brand new Bazooka.
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Cooldude
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Originally posted by anklebiter:
**Say it isn't so!
**
Which statement?
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Originally posted by dude3:
**Which statement?
**
anklebiter stands (I am only 2 feet tall!) on a bar stool and orders a shot of whiskey, taking it down at once, twitching a little he says:
The accusation about not being a Mac user.
anklebiter looks at you with cute puppy eyes
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With a name like anklebiter, what do you expect? I am the fox -- my talk will thrill you, get to know me, my smile will chill you. (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")anklebiter's web cam(/url)
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My grandma just got a new G4, if that counts for anything.
And I do have Pillars of Garendall.
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dude3 -- uplifting, yet incomprehensible
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Evmeister saunters into the bar and yells:
MICROSOFT SWINE!!!!!!!!!! LETS TAKE HIM OUTSIDE AND THROW THOSE FREE AOL DISCS AT HIM (YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT SAY "MAC USERS INSERT FOR AOL 5.0" AND THEY SUCK UP TO THE EVIL EMPIRE BY GIVING THEM ALL THESE NEW VERSIONS)
then he orders a club soda and glares at the intruder with evil, unblinking eyes
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Nerds of the world unite!,
Or even better, don't.
Damn AOL! That i agree to. gimme a 7up
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Download pop-pop!
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Indeed
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"This spoon is uncomfortably large"-dude3
Download pop-pop!
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Originally posted by dude3:
**My grandma just got a new G4, if that counts for anything.
And I do have Pillars of Garendall.
**
anklebiter saves dude3 from the mob
Hold on guys! We might be able to salvage this one!
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With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")anklebiter's web cam(/url)
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That's a relief; for a second I was worried I would suffer an untimely death at the hands of a bunch of crazed pop-pop fans.
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dude3 -- uplifting, yet incomprehensible
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Rawzer enters the BAR. "Oooh... nice set-up..." He heads over to the disco floor, and plays "I Will Survive." Chaos ensues.
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-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer enters the BAR. "Oooh... nice set-up..." He heads over to the disco floor, and plays "I Will Survive." Chaos ensues.
**
anklebiter, the cute and fuzzy 2 foot fox, gets on the dance floor (with a bag of chips almost as tall as himself!) and dances along with Rawzer
Yip! Yip!
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With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")anklebiter's web cam(/url) (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/pics/012thousandthpost.jpg") 1000th post (/url)
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(This message has been edited by anklebiter (edited 02-23-2003).)
Evmeister, a small animal that resembles a cute bi-ped rabbit with apposable thumbs, joins the two on the dance floor glaring the whole time at one "Dude3"
"Hmm, look at that."
Evmeister spots a large bin full of those free AOL CDs and an idea pops into his head
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Nerds of the world unite!,
Or even better, don't.
anklebiter looks around for a moment and meeps.
mmm?
anklebiter sports around, struttin his stuff!
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With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")anklebiter's web cam(/url) (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/pics/012thousandthpost.jpg") 1000th post (/url)
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With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")anklebiter's web cam(/url) (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/pics/012thousandthpost.jpg") 1000th post (/url)
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Originally posted by Evmeister:
**Evmeister spots a large bin full of those free AOL CDs and an idea pops into his head
**
Don't. Even. Try.
edit: screwed up quote.
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"This spoon is uncomfortably large"-dude3
Download pop-pop!
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum12/HTML/000347.html")SJD(/url)
(This message has been edited by The Journalist (edited 02-24-2003).)
Quote
Originally posted by The Journalist:
**Don't. Even. Try.
edit: screwed up quote.**
anklebiter gets nervous, "Wha.. what is he going to try?
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With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")anklebiter's web cam(/url) (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/pics/012thousandthpost.jpg") 1000th post (/url)
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"I want to see how much of dude3's body we can fit through the little hole in the middle and then see how many times that we can hit his eyes with the remaining discs. Winner gets to watch him squirm when he is forced to use a Macintosh and watch us burn a Dell in the background."
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Nerds of the world unite!,
Or even better, don't.
