100TH POST!!!!!!!!!
Ballons fall from doors in the ceiling as Captain Pharris goes to collect his complementary drink. Although come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I paid for a drink in here. I guess there are perks to having fought alongside and against the bartender in innumerable RPGs.
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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Originally posted by Captain Pharris:
**100TH POST!!!!!!!!!
Ballons fall from doors in the ceiling as Captain Pharris goes to collect his complementary drink. Although come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I paid for a drink in here. I guess there are perks to having fought alongside and against the bartender in innumerable RPGs.
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100TH ?
Er. Barkeep, a drink for those of us who can count 
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
You got it. Anything particular in mind, fellas?
Oh, and pharris, where the hell have you been?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
Polish Vodka all round, for anyone who wants it, ice cool!
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
You know, I've been around. Real busy though. BTW, I meant 100th post in the bar, not on my account. I passed that one a long time ago.
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
I got what you meant, Pharris, and appreciate your patronage.
This customer shortage doesn't seem to be drying up, but at least I've got you two old hands hanging around. Notices the various frozen, cobwebbed patrons. hmm, I wonder if any of them will notice if we...er...borrowed a few things from them. What d'you think, fellas?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
Well, i could use an extra AcmeŽŠ™´ Space Helmet. My one has a scratch on it.
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Hmmm (light bulb appears over head), maybe I should count my posts in the bar...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Skyfox warps down from another dimension "Barkeep, some extra strong obish ale. Oh, and i'm forwarding a 10,000 credit note to this bar's account. Seems like this is the only decent place to get a drink. Got to keep this place open."
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
Good stuff. Nice to see you again, Fox. Pours a large Obish ale in a big glass stein. Extra strong. There you are.
Now then... Droid, watch the bar for a minute. The droid tends the bar as Cicion wanders into the landing bay and finds a sleek fighter belonging to one of the frozen patrons. The "test drive" commences.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
DE gets a root beer.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
Mine's a GreenyGreenŽŠ™ 
with lots of ice...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Originally posted by Lord Commander Anic:
**Mine's a GreenyGreenŽŠ™ with lots of ice...
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GreenyGreenŽŠ™ The GreenyBlueŽŠ™ Inc. Is making a new drink? I must have it!
Skyfox wanders over to a table, uses a fusion grande to clear it of the 10 in layer of space dust that covered it, sits down and proceeds to pour over the design specs of a new aud cruiser.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
The bar droid serves out the drinks.
A small escape pod flits into the docking bay and Cicion walks out. He strides up into the main room and walks behind the bar. Sheesh, who'd fly here with only a few minutes' fuel left?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
/me takes a long sip of the ale. Thinks a bit, then raises my glass in toast to everyone who still plays Ares, and to the health and prosperity of the barkeeper.
Cheers!
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
Aye, cheers! Raises flagon
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
Free GreenyGreensŽŠ™ all round.
We are doing a promotion of the new drink this week, until persons are hooke.., er used to it
Plonks a greeny grey Trans-mat MatŽŠ™ on the bar counter onto which teleports a twelve pak on the new drink, presented in shiny translucient plastic bottles.
A little slogan played somewhere in the background "Drink cool GreenyGreensŽŠ™ and be cool"
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Their ad campaign sure is widespread. Must be a pretty big step for the company. Billboards, commercials, I've heard they're using subliminal ads. Sounds prettyDRINKGREENYGREENridiculous to me, though.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
DE decides to go back to Boozy.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
GreenyBlue Corp. has spie.., er representatives everywhere so we are always able to judge how a new product line is doing...
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The new drink appears to be a big success in the bar, disappearing fast.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Yeah, it's doing rather well. Care for another one?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
