Bwahahahahahaha!!
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Notices Spamo at a corner table gesturing grandly and talking to himself. Hmm, he's more swackered than usual. How 'bout another over there, Spamo?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal -
You got it, your highness. Has the servdroid serve Spamo his drinks on a wooden platter.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Greetings noble serverdroid! Have you a name? No matter, I shall give you one, and it shall be Star.
O! This platter is no mere platter. It is the mighty platter of Kings! Truly this is a bar of noble stature to serve its best upon flatware divine.
I declare the sky is navy green henceforth!
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long." -
Beeblebrox realises that he's sober again, and walks over to some wanker called Spamo.
'Excuse me" he says, not particuarly politely.
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"Stand ye down vile knave! Thinkest thou to layest thy hands upon mine kingly person? You stand before the awesome presence of Ozymandias, King of Kings!
Look upon my works ye mighty and despair."With that Spamo drunkenly stumbles, dodging Beeblebrox's punch to his face before falling into a chair while kicking up his feet straight into Beeblebrox's groin causing Beeblebrox to crumple, whining to the ground.
"Fatum Iustum Stultorum."
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long." -
Beeblebrox yelps in pain!
In his rage he pulls out a machettie and stabs a waitress.
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Vote 1 for Zaphod Beeblebrox- No one can escape Beeblebrox! -
Unfortunately for him, it was a robotic waitress. Also unfortunately for him, his machette had a metal handle. Also unfortunately for him, he hit the main power cable for the arm motors.
Darkk 0 walked over to Spamo's twitching form. "Feeling better yet?"
Spamo swings the machette at Darkk 0, but it passes through him without injuring him.
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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois -
Dude, that was like totally trippy.
I was, like standing there watching Beeblebrox swing his machete around and the next thing I know it's teleported into my hand.
I think this means that I'm far too sober. Give me some more alcohol.
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long." -
Beeblebrox shouts;
"Hey, you've got my knife!"
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Presses a button. The machete flies up to the ceiling and sticks there. Spamo and Beeblebrox start leaping up, over and over again, trying to reach it. Some other patrons start to make a ladder out of tables and chairs. As soon as they reach the top, Cicion reverses the gravity field and they fall onto the ceiling as the machete zips to the floor. The bar itself, which is free-floating in the building, retains its orientation.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal -
Alacina stretches out her hand. The machette flys to it.
"Anybody want to fight me for it?"After 15 minutes of furious punching, kicking, and table-throwing, most of the patrons are pinned under rubble.
"Here, Cicion! Take this as payment for cleanup!" shouts Alacina as she tosses him the blade. Cicion grabs it and puts it under the bar.
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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois(This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 11-24-2002).)
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Would you like some, Spamo? We've got several varieties that I keep in cold storage in the back part of the storeroom.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal -
Beeblebrox pushes Spamo out of the way in a mad dash for pie.
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Vote 1 for Zaphod Beeblebrox- No one can escape Beeblebrox! -
Alacina and Darkk 0 seperate the struggling fighters, holding them by their necks in the air.
"Behave, dangit."
They then let go and return to their table.
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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
