I am the very model of a modern major general I've information vegetable animal and mineral I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical from Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical....Inhales deeply I'm very well acquainted to with matters manthematical I understand equations both the simple and quadratical about binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot of news,Pause. Lot of news...hmm, that's a tough one. Aha! Wiiith many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!
Patrons suddenly assemble into a chorus behind the barkeep, and sing"With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse, with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse, with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypote-potenuse!"
I am very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculus, in short in matters vegetable animal and mineral I am the very model of a modern major general!
"In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral, he is the very model of a modern major general!"
Is that satisfactory, or shall I go through the other two verses? All memory, by the way. I'm currently rehearsing for a production of Pirates at school, as the Sergeant.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal