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    • WZ Protection


      The Engineering Dept Bar will now have to pay WZ for protection. It is a natural step towards progress in the gang war, and the benefits will be many. Protection from WZ:

      • Ensures that the bar owner's legs don't get broke
      • WZ cronies will provide security
      • Zortrium's thugs will not bother you

      Protection will be in the form of anti-Zortrium support, as well as the donation of 1 bar patron to join as a WZ cronie every week.

      That will be all.

      --gav

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      It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
      --SARZ, WZ. --

    • Or you can just look to the local moderators who do the same thing, except better, and at a much cheaper price.

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      "What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."

    • Ah yes, but why go to the police when you can go to the mafia? Also, you can't garantee promise #1.

      --gav

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      It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
      --SARZ, WZ. --

    • No, but I can ban the hezmona out of the person that broke the legs. 😛

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      "What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."

    • Seeing as the mods have superpowers and your thugs don't, I'm forced to side with the moderators.

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      "Humans are hicks."
      - Paff's Law
      It explains so much...

    • Don't listen to him! He is just trying to get money to fund his futile battle against the all mighty Zortrium. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum12/HTML/000496.html#Trah06-06-200310:09PM")In fact, I have sent a Star Trek fleet help to protect you (even if it isn't needed) from the tax.(/url)

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    • As is evident from this topic, pistgavin is desparate for extra thugs, because no one will join his evil cause. I, on the other hand, have two active cronies. Post a note in this thread and I'll send you an application.

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      My poorly dressed super prison boy sidekicks / cronies: Azeroth, Trah.

    • I also have two cronies, my frined. TheRedeemer and Necro, and more are on the way.

      --gav

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      It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
      --SARZ, WZ. --

    • Have the Ares forums degenerated so far?

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      macgamer.net

    • Yes.
      Perhaps Trash Talk topics should be confined to Trash Talk 🙂

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      Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

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      Originally posted by Lord Commander Anic:
      **Yes.
      Perhaps Trash Talk topics should be confined to Trash Talk 🙂

      **

      No.

      --gav

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      It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
      --SARZ, WZ. --

    • puerile

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      Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

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      Originally posted by Fleet Admiral Darkk:
      **Have the Ares forums degenerated so far?
      **

      Yes - we're forced to endure people who don't know the difference between the Engineering Dept. and the Officers Club. sigh

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      "No one imagined that the megaphone would become so loud or that it would speak so often of penis enlargement pills and opportunities for unusual financial transactions in Nigeria."
      -New York Times, "How to Unclog the Information Artery" Money & Business, 5-25-03

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      Originally posted by Pallas Athene:
      Yes - we're forced to endure people who don't know the difference between the Engineering Dept. and the Officers Club. sigh

      Well, either that or they are soo out-of-it that they can't controll which board their pointer clicks. Yet it seems funny that that would happen when they still somehow manage to click the POST TOPIC butten. We aught to restrict the Ares boards to people who can pass an IQ test. 😉

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein

    • Or perhaps even a literacy test.

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      "What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."

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      Originally posted by Pallas Athene:
      **Yes - we're forced to endure people who don't know the difference between the Engineering Dept. and the Officers Club. sigh

      **

      I have many rackets to run, I can't keep an eye on them all.

      --gav

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      It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
      --SARZ, WZ. --