(Im not completely sure if these are like the EVO bars, but here we go.)
Suddenly the bar shakes as a strange ship crashes through the side, grinding to a halt in the middle of the bar.
Debri flies everywhere. The ship is light green and silver, and shaped like an eyedrop.
"Sorry about the bar.. " the stranger says, and he walks to the bar, but isn't really talking to the bartender. "I'm Redchigh. I used to scout out these parts before most of ye ever heards of this galaxy. Lately I've been in a Universe not too far from here, where two massive powers... UE and Voinians battle constantly. A barbaric place, let me assure you. Anyway, my ships an Arada I lifted off a pirate... yep, they're absolute;ly infested with pirates there. Anyway, I was jus passin through, when I got in touch with an old friend of mine Shrout. He told me to drop on by, but strangely, this bar wasn't on my map. Well, my ship's kinda out of place here for a guy like me. anyone wanna hook me up with a new one?
Oh, here... " pries open a door in his ship's hull, and takes out a cube about 3'x3'x3', and set it down beside his ship. He then pushes a button on his belt. The cube dissolved into the floor, and a second later, the hole in the wall grows smaller and smaller and debri dissappears out of the air and off of the floor.
Red pushed another button, and the cube reappeared. He pushed one more button, and it shrank to a few inches wide with a puff of smoke rising up. He put the cube in his pocket.
"Nanites." he explained to the patrons.
"I dont guess you have saalian brandy here.... what's good?" Red said to the bartender...
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"And as the Darkness descends, do you follow the light, or embrace the darkness?"
~Diane Kinsman
(little known philosopher, early 21st century)
(they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"
over here please, make it a double, and hold the Gerbil. And make it a real one from a bottle, not something from that Acme Corp Random Object Generator thingy you have installed there. Their drinks always taste like randomly created toxic waste (good for cleaning out the blood though).