Yech. Now I don't feel well. thought dawns on Daniel HEY! You're taking those drinks without my permission! boot "And don't come back!"
suddenly, a ship with the DP logo on it lands. along with a pirate ship.
Daniel: Hmmm, lesseии, the weekly DP shipment, andии AUGH! The DP raiders! They're gonna steal our Dr.Pepper! Everyone get ready to fight for your lives! And your DP!
hands out laser pistols and Durasteel armor

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Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to
bring them all and in the Darkness bind them.

Spamo cracks his knuckles, flexes his arms, and walks over to the nearest pirate that is rushing into the bar and folds him in half in ways that people shouldn't bend.

No touch our soda. Bad Pirates.

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

What?!!? No one! Touches my DP!

OV storms out the door shooting rapidly

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The Jounalist wakes up

What'd I miss? Waht'd I miss? Obviously a great deal. i'll be back when this battle is over. I won't support either side.

Dr. Pepper takes some gene that I don't have. Wild Cherry Pepsi, cherry 7up, and Mtn. Dew Code Red take my vote. See a little trend there?

goes back to sleep

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I didn't say that I didn't say it. I said that I didn't say that I said it. I want to make that very clear

Shrout1 turns on his shield and grabs his stunner. He runs outside. The DP deliverymen are hiding behind their ship and peeping out from it to fire every once in a while. Shrout1 runs to them.

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OV follows with his Phased Flame-Thrower and starts blasting at the engnies of the Pirate ship.....

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"Dannyboy, where d'ya want these here pirates?"

Holds up five or six pirates tied together with their own pants.
"Perhaps I throw them in that corner over there."

Spamo runs around the fighting, grabbing a Pirate, clubbing him on the head and tossing him into the corner. Once in a while he grabs two at once.

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

You can just toss them in that corner, Spamo. The DP-less one. Force them to drink Roach Juice! (I.E Pepsi, for those of you that don't know.)

Hey Journalist, what about Cherry Coke? Like that too? Cause, I have a whole heap of it nobody wanted. Dumps roach jjuice in empty Cherry Coke cans while noone is looking
Come on, everyone! Let's make it to 200 posts and a Minors Bar #2!

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bring them all and in the Darkness bind them.

Greenyblue. It's Green. It's Blue. It's GreenyBlue.

Taste the preservatives.

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

Greenyblue?

OV takes the Cherry Coke cans and sips one and spits it out. OV looks around and sees Daniel whistiling. "All right buddy...." OV says as he draws some weapons.....

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Shrout1 gathers together some concussive shock toasters and throws them at the pirates, stunning them.

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Quote

Originally posted by Shrout1:
concussive shock toasters

Yeah, right.

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I didn't say that I didn't say it. I said that I didn't say that I said it. I want to make that very clear

Oh yeah, watch out for those shock toasters - they'll toast you good! Real good! Almost like toasted spam - but not quite. Does anyone else smell some burning spam on the Ares boards?

(Note of Advice to you Journalist - I think it would be best of you to cut back a bit on your spam diet. You haven't been too bad - I've definitely seen worse, but if you want to stay in the best of standings with all the members of this board and the Mods, just be a little more liberal on the spiced ham, all right? Just trying to help )

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You must not violate the tenents of a true Spam guru, grasshoppa. Only those that approach the zen of Spam with a calm mind can truly appreciate the power of the art.

Spam on.

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

Spam off.

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

Spam on.

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

Spam off.

I plea to the great masters of the board to not karmaslap me, for what I do is only to the benefit of those uneducated in the ways of zen Spam. Perhaps that they shall see the path to enlightenment, and honor the teacher of the True path with a karmapoint.

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

Ov caustiously takes a sip from the greenyblue. "Hmmmm, not bad." OV drinks sme more but suddenly passes out

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Spamo, sounds like I have much to learn...

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E4t j00r sp4m f00.

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."