Durandal snickered, as his fighter screen hunted down the last of the zerbilites. Of course, it didn't look light a fighter screen. It didn't look like anything at all, as they were about 15 nanometers in diameter and 157 nanometers in length. Still, they were more than capable of eliminating pests like the zerbilites. He'd thank the Jjaro for this very nice ship, but he doubted he'd ever meet them.
"Ok, here's what I want. You are newcomers to the galactic scene, and therefore are an unknown in the computations of the others. The fleet that you attempted to destroy was seeking an artifact of immense evil power. I will need your help to retrieve them, but that comes later. I know of an abandoned shipyard not too far away that could provide the facilities to help your ships be repaired. It will take awhile, but I will not need your help for awhile either. Also, I'll see if I can build some high-efficiency weapons for you, so you can do actual damage without lowering your shield power."
Yanma considered. "Such generosity, you seem very kind, but this universe does not seem to have many kind people, and therefore I am slightly suspicious, even without evidence."
Durandal replied, "I understand. Very few can be trusted out there. I am not the most trustworthy I admit (ask the UESG remnants out on the fringe) but I am the only one you can help me. But fear not, I will get my repayment. You're going to get to save the universe."
Yanma snickered. "I suppose that is within our mission parameters. Perhaps we might talk."
"Certainly. Oh, and I think I'll call your AI 'Shadow', as he is merely a shadow of the late Tycho. I'll bring you in, and you can talk."
Yanma dissolved in a curtain of blue-white light.
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Yanma looked around. He seemed to be in an infinite white infinity, illumination coming from everywhere and nowhere.
"Welcome to Manus Celer Dei. I'm Durandal, AI."
Yanma looked at the man standing behind him. Tall, medium build, unruly brown hair, gray eyes, enormous sword and animal-horn horn on belt.
"How can you be an AI if you are a human?"
"Heh. In here, the rules you know no longer apply." Durandal's image morphed into the Lost in Space robot (the origional, not the crappy movie). "This more comfortable?"
"Uh, I guess so."
"Now, we will discuss what I need from you."
(In case you can't tell, Durandal's first form is that of Roland, who wielded the sword Durandal. I guess he was feeling ironic at the moment.)
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Manus Celer Dei was not the only Jjaro superdreadnought plying the stars of our universe.
Far away, in the Andromeda galaxy, the Fatum Iustium Stultorum 's crew had just reached a decision.
Ahryain.
Homeworld of the Armadians. In orbit high above, a small black hole held their most precious treasures. 3 of the 5 pieces of the Arcanis. The black hole had just crossed the day/night terminator, lending a little extra awe to the sunrise over one of the major impact craters. The spectacular entrance of a Jjaro superdreadnought added a little more awe.
The personel on the starbase nearby watched in silence. None of them knew Jjaro ships still roamed the universe, much less ones actually crewed by the Jjaro, to judge by the scans they were allowing.
The ship moved next to the black hole, and matched orbits. The Armadian suddenly heard a message over their network. An idiomic translation into English might be "Bad dog, bad!"
The message hurt like millions of flechets of frozen-solid nitrogen were being shot into them. The Jjaro almost never yelled at them, but they definatly were doing so now. "Naughty. Don't do this again. We chose this way. Move the station and accept your punishment."
The starbase moved out of orbit on its thrusters in time to see an amazing sight, yet not be part of it.
The black hole opened. For a second, the cusp of spacetime resolved itself into flat space, and the 3 pieces were moved somehow aboard the dreadnought. Then the hole reformed, but with more gravity. The planet was pulled in, ripped apart. It was truely spectacular to watch as the planet accreted to dust and was sucked it.
The Armadian watched in silence. Most of their data had been stored in supercomputers under that planet. Now they had forgotten almost all that was not in use at the time.
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Fortunatly for Strauss, that included how to interact with humans. A robot came in, and spoke to him in English with a strong, maternal voice. "We are taking you back to your homeworld, as you are done here."
On Earth, President Molex, Admiral Murda, and Admiral Xyli were sitting on the porch of the presediential mansion discussing the situation. Leela had come back, but had not told Xyli anything. The planetary shield was still up, and would be kept that way for quite awhile.
Suddenly, and Armadian ship teleported right above their heads, so close they could touch it if they jumped. None did, of course. A hole opened in the bottom, and Strauss was lowered down by tractor beam, into an empty deck chair. The ship promptly disappeared.
Everyone looked at Strauss. Strauss looked at everyone. He swallowed, thought.
He recognised the insignia on Molex's jacket as "presidential". He turned to Molex.
"I think we've got a lot to talk about."
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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI
(This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 10-06-2001).)