This is a continuation of the thread (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum11/HTML/000032.html")"The Officer's Club Bar "(/url)
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Andrew Welch / el Presidente / Ambrosia Software, Inc.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
** Comes In Following Lessa On Ramoth **
(Tallgeese3 is now talking for lessa)
**Pulls Out A Agenothree Sprayer **
Who Wants some hno3?
** Sprays it onto a plant fertilizing it **
Do I Have to check ramoth at the door? after all she is a weapon
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Being Lessa's Body Guard is just plain hard
***steps into bar
"On behalf of the "hehe" topic and its posters, I mock your thread. Ours will be the largest in all of ASW land for quite some time now 
I know you're jealous....
***runs away before the stones start flying...
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Bah bah black sheep, have you foot and mouth? Yes sir, yes sir, three organs full!
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You'd better run.
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throws a stone
hits octoberfrost
everyone: "Yay!"
Piemur1: "no, its no big deal...thank you...thank you all..."
everyone lifts Piemur1 high onto their shoulders
Piemur1 gets a check for 1 million scintak
a statue of Piemur1 goes up in front of the bar
Piemur1 wakes up
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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II
Nukes appear out of nowhere and decimate the Officers Club Bar #2
Carnotaur, back at the Hehe #2 topic, laughs
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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).
DF sits down and plays around with his new toy. A few minutes later it is noted that he passes out from the amount of alchol consumed.
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Before criticize someone you, walk a mile in their shoes you should.
That way, criticize them when you, a mile way you are and have their shoes you do.
Wow. She finally sank. Salutes the bar solemnly. Well, enough of that! This is still my bar, and nothing has changed! Starts cleaning glasses.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca
Wipes a tear from his eye
sniff
"That place had a lot of memories for me!"
"Bartender, gimme 2 million pangalactic gargleblasters, the 2443 stuff..."
Karrde drinks himself WAY beyond passing out, and has to...too gross to be mentioned here all over the floor
Piemur1 uses up his cheque to pay for the cleaning bill
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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
-Ali G.
Heh. Think of it this way:
Hehe is the largest topic on the ASW boards. It's also on the Ares boards.
The Officer's Club Bar is the second largest. It's also on the Ares boards.
GO ARES!!!
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"If you take your helmet off in battle, sombody's gonna hack your head off."
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see i told you i blew up the bar...but nobody belived me...
hahaha 
the budget bar for the first time ever has more visitors then the officers club bar, lol
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ramble on..
--Jimmy Page
correction, piemur1 uses the cheque found on talon's inert body to pay for the mess
piemur1 takes the rest of the pangalactic gargleblasters and stores them on his ship
Piemur1: "finders keepers, losers weepers"
talon wakes up, not noticing the missing cheque, nor the mess
Talon Karrde: "Hey! what happened to my pangalactic gargleblasters?"
piemur1 points at the poor hapless chap
Piemur1: "he's got 'em!"
talon rolls 20
talon does 367 damage to the poor hapless chap
critical damage!
talon annihilates the poor hapless chap
piemur1 slips into the shadows
rolls 12
hide in shadows successful
piemur1 casts lightning-bolt
rolls 2
you garbled a word
spell-cast unsuccessful
piemur1 goes outside of the bar and into his ship
initiates cloak
rolls 15
cloak successful
initiates hyperdrive
rolls 1
hyperdrive unsuccessful
cloak disabled
shields disabled
side-ramp unlocked
side-ramp opened
sign that says "this way to bridge" lights up
hide in shadows unsuccessful
blaster out of ammo
pray for mercy unsuccessful
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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II
Talon finds out what happened by asking Jimmy Page 1.
Talon unleashes the tribbles (who he had captured on Pern) into Piemu1's ship.
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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
-Ali G.
Tribbles roll 15
Tribbles successfully neutralise onboard computer
Piemur1 rolls 18
Escape in Panic successful
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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
-Ali G.
random event!
rolls 6
a wall springs up
chance of evasion
rolls 2
piemur1 runs into wall lined with spikes
piemur1 loses 12/13 life
piemur1 loses 100 experience points
piemur1 is now level -1
piemur1's hit points: 1/2
piemur1 encounters tribble queen
tribble queen is enraged
tribble queen "drops" on piemur1
piemur1 loses 1 life
piemur1 is dead
game over
then piemur1 wakes up with a fuzzy little tribble on his chest...
(yay! my 100th post!)
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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II
(This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 04-27-2001).)
**TallGeese3 is now Lessa **
** Flies Into Piemurs Ship **
want my flamethrower , tribbles?
** burns um all up and throws um off **
Piemur You Okay?
How's Your Fire Lizard , Piemur?
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Being Lessa's Body Guard is just plain hard
Ignores the rolling and numbers and all that blah.
This is still the same bar, Page.
Gets Talon his drinks and gives Mag a drink, before pouring one for himself.
All right! Let's rack up another thousand posts!
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca
Athena walks into the bar after just being at Jimmy's bar. Walks over to Tallgeese3 in a rather mystic and reformed manner. Hands Tallgeese3 a card. Tallgeese3 throws his gun in the corner of the room as it explodes, as does everything of his. Tallgeese3 looks at the card and says, "What is this?" As Athena turns away from him and walks out of the room she calmly states, "It's a school for those who are mentaly chalenged, retarted, or in you case having a speech impedement." Tallgeese3 stands still realizing how dumb he is and continues blasting people in the bar for no particular reason.
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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.
Meets Athena's gaze, smiles and nods at her in silent applause.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca
