'Hm...'

(CA gazes at particle cannons.)

'I do believe I can repair them.'

(Darkk stares in disbelief)

'What? You have no idea how to repair particle cannons, they're not even in SETR!'

(CA holds up tiny chip.)

'Behold, the fuse.'

Suddenly a faint message comes from somewhere in Texas

"Hi yall, yall Musta missed this here Texas I'm livin in cause I'm still here. You musta hit home other Texas.

Then a very tough looking warship appears along side the ship that most of the main characters are on. The ships name reads Indigo Flame

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Creator of the soon to be released plugin for ares "Earth's Journey Back To The Stars".

/me checks the ID server - it's up
"Altair, what did texas look like?"
"Sorta small, near that place with the shot heard round the world cra..."
/me checks the firing logs
"You dolt, you got Rhode Island instead!"
"I told you, I'm an Australian."
"Fine, help me shoot down this guy."
(CA tries the fuse, but it won't fit.)
"Crud!"
(Suddenly, Darkk flings a CD into the comm system and hits "play". The other ship runs away as fast as it can.)
"What the heck was that?"
"The Worst of Boy Bands, from Torture Monthly."
"They allow that magazine in the US?"
"Technically it's Chinese, but there's an english edition."

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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

(Gorillas teleport on board the ship, and grab darkk and CA. They take them to their leader.)

'Ahh good day gentlemen.'

'Grand Admiral Thrawn!'

(Suddenly, Grand Admiral Thrawn dissolves.)

'I thought I told you not to use your twisted imagination!' Says Darkk.

comes in with a gateship with shields that reflect anything..... including anti-mater weapons and time dilations
ok , im fixing everything
fires a time weapon and resets everything to the point with the military nanobots
everyone looks around a little dazed
ok , problem solved....
time reverts back
damn , it was a good try
jumps out of the gateship and it leaves
ok , me and my spnkr are ready
fires 20 foot long missles at earth and watches everyone run with his eyes that have 1:2,000,000,000 zoom

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Warning : Anti - Matter Weapons Detecte........

Stop trying to reset things, there's nothing wrong with the way things are.

Now that time is back to before time was reset, Pallas waits for Tallgeese to head off and reset it, and stops him.

(Can we agree not to mess with the timeline from now on?)

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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork "

(Grand Admiral Thrawn's image dissolves into George Bush.)

'Bush, I thought you were dead!'

We both sputter at once.

'I was,' He said, without emotion. 'I have been reincarnated as a servant of darkkness.'

'hey!'

'Sorry, anyway part of this will involve torturing you.'

'Oh?'

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'

'Oh?'

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'

'Oh?'

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'

'Oh?'

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'

(Time loop that tallgeese creates reverts to normal.)

'I see.'

'Ho ho ho ho.'

'Don't start that again!'

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"I am funny, it's just that everyone else has a sense of humour."

Karrde beams on board Darkks' ship.

"Hey guys, I heard you were planning to visit Redmond. Can I come along?"

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'Is that what I think it is?'
'What?'
'A big orange swirly thing in space!'

• Red Dwarf

(George Bush dissolves once more into Grand Admiral Thrawn.)

The primates shuffle uneasily.

'Ahh gentlemen, how good of you to come aboard the Chimaera.'

'What?'

The 3 survey the space around themselves. It is the bridge of the Chimaera, without question.

The Admiral surveys CA closely. CA suddenly realises he is wearing the uniform of an Imperial Moff. Darkk is wearing a uniform of a Star destroyer captain. On it, it says 'Captain Darkk Pellaeon.' Karrde is wearing the uniform of a first lieutenant.

'Witness, the exquisite destruction of the rebel fleet.'

Darkk finds himself saying: 'Intelligence still indicates the rebel target is Tangrene.'

'It matters not whether we defeat them at Tangrene or Bilbringi.'

Pharris lies comfortably on a beach chair, listening the the warm medditeranean waves lapping at the soft, sandy shore, sipping his corona, watching the fireworks taking place in the night sky. He is espescially impressed when the battlecruiser tumbles from orbit in a large fireball. He offers to buy a pretty young lady a drink, but she speaks as much English as he speaks Turkish-that is to say none, and she only looks at him with a confused expression on her face. His attention is suddenly grabbed by the flaming remains of the battlecruiser plummeting into the sea.

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

The battle rages outside the Chimaera. Thrawn looks at it from the bridge of the Star Destroyer. Everything is going well. The inderdictor cruisers keep on blocking the rebel ships, making them vulnerable each and every wave. The rebels were losing, badly.

'Going somewhere captain?'

Darkk tries to walk of the bridge.

'Yes sir, we're receiving a message from Wayland.'

'Read it, captain.' Thrawn said, his voice quiet.

'Decrypt is coming in now sir.' Said Darkk, tapping his hand impatiently on the board. The message came up.

'The mountain is under attack, sir.' He told Thrawn. '2 different forces of natives, plus a bunch of Noghri-'

Rukh appeared out of thin air, knife in hand. CA brings up a blaster from his holster and fires it point blank at the Noghri, just as he is about to kill Grand Admiral Thrawn.

'Thankyou Alemein.'

'My pleasure Grand Admiral.'

A platoon of stormtroopers enter.

'Take his body away' Thrawn commands majestically.

'Yes sir.'

'Well, that was interesting was it not captain?'

'Sir, it appears the Noghri have turned against us.'

'Evidently captain. After this battle is finished, and wayland secured, we will no doubt pay Noghri a visit.' And he smiled as he saw the dead Rukh being hauled away.

'Sir?'

'But it was so artistically done.'

As for have being transported into another reality, Karrde is teleported within the real Wild Karrde , currently located on Wayland.

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'Is that what I think it is?'
'What?'
'A big orange swirly thing in space!'

• Red Dwarf

Grand Moff Joveia (previously Grand Moff Alemein), left the Admiral's bridge, escorted by several platoons of stormtroopers.

He made his way to the docking station, remembering Thrawn's last words.

'Grand Moff Joveia, our latest victory against the Rebels has not gone unnoticed by the remaining Imperial Warlords and neutral planets. Our leaving of the Home One to escape has brought immense suspicion upon Admiral Ackbar. He has been arrested and placed under house arrest pending further investigation. With our cripping of their main fleet, it is only a matter of time before the Rebels fall.'

Now, he was going to Wayland with the Chimaera, and it's full battalion of assault transports.

Other vessels were heading for Noghri, to put an end to their people.

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There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

(Now why did you do that? I haven't read whatever-Star-Wars-series Thrawn is in; I'm not going to, and I could care less about Star Wars in general. Seems a bit inconsiderate to me)

That's a surprise Pallas, oh well...

CA thinks very hard on the space station... Which is rather convenient, since now he is there.

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There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

Meanwhile, Karrde has armed every ship he owns, as well as some he doesn't.

Over 40 ships (Correlian Gunship+ size) with 60 fighter escorts await the transports...

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'Is that what I think it is?'
'What?'
'A big orange swirly thing in space!'

• Red Dwarf

"Sir, sensors are picking up another fleet entering the system!"
"Composition?"
"12 Hapan Battle Dragons, 18 Hapes Novas. The sigil of the first Nova indicates that it is carrying the Storm..."

(If I can't have my way, I'm going to screw with yours)

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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork "