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    • ** Stumbles Into Bar
      asks the bartender who much for romulan ale
      and tells him hes alergic to alcohol
      the bartender says this is special non-alcoholic romulan ale
      ** sips the ale
      screams help me damn it get me a doctor ive been poisened by alcohol
      ** passes out

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      Do Or Do Not , There Is
      No Try (Yoda from "The
      Empire Strikes Back")

    • (This message has been edited by Tallgeese3 (edited 09-15-2000).)

      (This message has been edited by Tallgeese3 (edited 09-15-2000).)

    • ** Stumbles Into Bar
      asks the bartender who much for romulan ale
      and tells him hes alergic to alcohol
      the bartender says this is special non-alcoholic romulan ale
      ** sips the ale
      screams help me damn it get me a doctor ive been poisened by alcohol
      ** passes out

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      Do Or Do Not , There Is
      No Try (Yoda from "The
      Empire Strikes Back")

    • It's been a while since I last visited. Amazing that this is still going.

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      Why is there yogurt in this cap?
      -It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.

    • Orders some whiskey and watches Tallgeese whirling around on floor and laughs "Now that's entertainment"DF says
      Watches a few games of sabacc. Understadably mad that he was dealt fake coins but not enough to kill. He was able to take the loss.

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      Why is there yogurt in this cap?
      -It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.

    • ** wakes up
      asks for plain whiskey
      ** plays sabacc
      says damn i lost
      ** asks for more Romulan Ale so he can pass out because he lost so much money
      ** passes out again

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      Do Or Do Not , There Is
      No Try (Yoda from "The
      Empire Strikes Back")

    • I know I don't have any real authority here, and its not my bar, but I'm going to say it anyway!

      PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SWEARING!!!! :mad: Excessively, anyway.

      I hate it! :mad: I go to my h.s. and there are teenagers all over using at least three swear words every sentance! :mad: I can't stand it! :mad: In my personal opinion, it shows how "un-intelligent" you are since you have to use swearing to describe something, instead of posting something like "blue, or angry."

      I'm rambling again, but I hope I got my point across...

      I'll post this as many times as necessary, in as many topics as necessary, even if I do get banned. It just makes me sick. :mad:

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    • Oops, didn't mean to post this twice. :redface:

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      (This message has been edited by Avatara (edited 09-16-2000).)

    • Swearing is ok, in circumstances where no other words can quite say what a swearword can... I don't find myself in those situations much, though...

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      "I can ail what cures you."

    • But not as excessive as they did...

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    • ** Stumbles Into Bar
      says "man my bar got forclosed"
      ** asks bartender for some Whiskey

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      Do Or Do Not , There Is
      No Try (Yoda from "The
      Empire Strikes Back")

    • *Finishes another one of his drinks, which is promptly replaced by Cicion with another, and invites Desert Fox to join his sabaac game.

      Avatara notes with some amusment that he has been one of Cicion's major sources of income these last few weeks.*

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    • *EMINEM feels not wanted but he wonders why every ones made at him!~HE DID blink out the swears!

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      Mag Steelglass, an old friend who aild what cured me many times!
      •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
      Kristina Agulara sucks!

    • Quote

      Originally posted by EMINEM:
      ***EMINEM feels not wanted but he wonders why every ones made at him!~HE DID blink out the swears!
      **

      Going like sh•t doesn't really help, and if you're going to swear more than twenty times in a post then...

      ...Its time to get a theosaurus! 😉

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    • Finishes yet another sabacc game with DesertFox and wonders why nobody else is in the bar, except for Mag, who is covered in cobwebs. Avatara wonders what happened to Riven, two player Sabacc can get boring...

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    • EMINEM gets a cup shacks it around a few times them some one looks at him cooky eyed EMINEM drags him to threw the door chanages him
      to a space dool
      Later that day a small fleet was palverized into the ground right out side EMINEM walks into the bar

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      Mag Steelglass, an old friend who aild what cured me many times!
      Enforce contest space blob!

    • EMINEM askes for some milk
      Like he did befour

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      Mag Steelglass, an old friend who aild what cured me many times!
      Enforce contest space blob!

    • Some armed UNS soldiers walk into the bar and arrest Eminem. They carry him away. A party begins...

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      "I can ail what cures you."

    • ...further supported by Avatara buying everyone people drinks, (both because I now have over 200 posts and much more importantly, Sargatanus is now 18).

      Geez, I'm going to go broke if I keep at this...

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    • an e-tumbleweed blows accross the e-scene

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      He who loves the law will either die poor or mad.
      -Alduran Proverb
      StarLance