(gets up)
Woah, I feel terrible! How long have I been out? I hope none of you steped on me! I remember last time this happened... YOU USED ME AS A SABAAC TABLE!!! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO DO THAT AGAIN!!!!... Speaking of Sabaac, there's finally some people to play Sabaac with! And just in case I pass out again, try to wake me up ok? (passes out again)
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"Well try to kill them with a fork-lift!"
The Notorious Bounty
Hunter,
Boba Fett
judygeof@ix.netcom.com
Wakes Fett up How about a Sabaac game with you, me, Angel, and Igadzra?
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Commander Cicion, commander of Audemedon 6th fleet
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
After the game. Everyone has left, flabbergasted at how much money they lost at Sabaac but eager to return to the bar tomorrow for another game or three. Commander Cicion stands behind the bar, washing glasses and counting his newfound moolah. Boy, tons of business this first day. This bar seems to be a great success. Maybe Darkk'll come back later tonight and we can swap war stories and strategies. I just hope neither of us brings up the subject of Human carriers...
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Commander Cicion, commander of Audemedon 6th fleet
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
(This message has been edited by Commander Cicion (edited 02-14-2000).)
Storms into bar HEY!!! WHO the **** took my skifter?!!! That thing cost me a small fortune!!!
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"Landing request denied."
- The Igadzra
Company Tritanium Enterprises: (url="http://"http://www.megalink.net/~joe1/w/")http://www.megalink.net/~joe1/w/(/url)
A space pirate's life for me!
Argh! did I ever ever tell you about the time I boarded and took an Elejeetian Gateship with only me and my crew? Argh! t'was a sight to be seen, those elejeetians sure ran fast when I dove our crippled ship into the primary fuel tanks. (of course, we escaped in the assault shuttles, and boarded the ship) argh! t'was a battle like none you've ever seen before!
:: finishes sixth bottle of Saalian Brandy, passes out onto the bar::
::looks up::
Don;t think bout touchin that wallet if ya know what's good for ya!
: :passes out again::
-Captain Pharris
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Get one of those Sabaac card scanners in here on the double! I want my skifter found!
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"Landing request denied."
- The Igadzra
Company Tritanium Enterprises: (url="http://"http://www.megalink.net/~joe1/w/")http://www.megalink.net/~joe1/w/(/url)
glances to the right and notices Boba Fett passed out on his back
Looks like someone can't hold his liquor. You might want to roll him over if you want him to live.
Anyway, it looks like my kamikazi is about dry. Got any of that really fancy Romulan Ale? You know, the deep blue almost purple kind?
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"Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans." -Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.
(BTW, is the new signiture too corny?)
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" Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
-Final statement of Salrilian reformist Sirthis before his execution.
Romulan Ale? Sure. Right in the back. Goes into storage compartment, takes out a bottle of ale, pours it, and hands the glass to Sargatanus. Here you are. We might take advantage of this and pull off Fett's helmet. I've always wondered what he looks like.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Audemedon 6th fleet
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
Okay, here goes. And under Fett's helmet is...pulls off helmet...um...another...helmet. let's try this again.*Pulls off helmet to find another one below it. Continues for 10 minutes, there is now a 4 ft. tall pile of helmets around Cicion and Fett.*I give up.Sweeps up helmets and tosses them into back room for use later selling "real Boba Fett helmets" for lots of moolah.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Audemedon 6th fleet
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
Thanks for the upgrade Xwarp. Helped out a little with the Salrilian MTIBS and escorts I met along the way home. That phased dimensional distortion beam is a real @$$-kicker! And the power efficency isn't half bad. Mind if I make some copys for the other gateships in the fleet?
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Commander-in-Chief of the Nijayias Interstellar Navy.
I'd join in a friendly game of cards, but I would know all your hands - and I would have even more advantage over someone using a skiffer, because of psychical electronics manipulation training. Actualy, all sabbac cards are electronic, so I would win every time by changing your card's values.
Therefor I don't gamble.
However, I will bet anyone that I can drink 3 litres of Dr Pepper in 15 minutes.
No takers?
Downs entire bottle of soda in one gulp.
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Commander-in-Chief of the Nijayias Interstellar Navy.
Sundered Angel turns up again and, realising no-one really noticed his last scam, sits down for another game of Sabaac.
Bartender, one Devil's Breath thanks.
Anyone for a game of Sabaac?
Sits back and ponders how much he could get by successfully hijacking Lone Igazra's vessel...
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Sundered Angel ,
The One and Only
turns comlink off and looks toward Sundered Angel You know I've got a Jedi on board? Turns comlink on and talks into it "Yes, go right ahead."
KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
There is a blinding flash from out side the door and several glowing chunks of metal fly through, one of them landing in Sundered Angel's drink. Everyone in the bar looks out the door for a second, but go about their business again after realizing the cause of the noise.
Talking into comlink: Excellent, that will do nicely. Assumes a "wasn't me" expression
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"Landing request denied."
- The Igadzra
Company Tritanium Enterprises: (url="http://"http://www.megalink.net/~joe1/w/")http://www.megalink.net/~joe1/w/(/url)
(This message has been edited by LoneIgadzra (edited 02-17-2000).)
(This message has been edited by LoneIgadzra (edited 02-17-2000).)
One Devil's Breath, coming up. And Darkk, that Dr. Pepper cost 3 schintak. Pay up.
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Commander Cicion, commander of Audemedon 6th fleet
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
Face still a carefully measured expression of ammusement My Saalian brandy seams to have run dry, if you take my meaning.
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"Landing request denied."
- The Igadzra
Company Tritanium Enterprises: (url="http://"http://www.megalink.net/~joe1/w/")http://www.megalink.net/~joe1/w/(/url)
I met Sirthis - right before his execution - at the peace treaty confrence for the 9th Great Salrilian/Nijyaias War. As we are(were) the only members of our species the other species respects, we established a rapport. After the confrence, the Salrilian Tyrant (kinda like an Emporer, except chosen by Oracular Net) ordered his execution. We declared the 10th Great Salrilian/Nijayias War (this and the first were the only ones we declared before they did) in an attempt to intervein and replace the Tyrant with Sirthis. Unfortuantly, we were to late, but I did hear his last statement through a mindlink with the Tyrant(trying to posses him) - it was "I'm almost certain the Nijayias will hang you with your own intestines if you go through with this." He did, and we did, capturing the the Tyrant by ramming his luxury liner with my gateship into a portal. I personaly got rid of that most evil of Sals. But that was his last major statement, so I think it's still a cool sig.
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Commander-in-Chief of the Nijayias Interstellar Navy.
Oh, btw, Crown Prince Kalad wants to visit this bar. He is young and spoiled, but don't try anything. The ceremonial guard are required by tradition to use bows, but there's nothing that says they can't use smart-polymer electro-contractor for string. And NEVER cheat against him at cards.
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Commander-in-Chief of the Nijayias Interstellar Navy.
Oh, and the guards get VERY paranoid in neutal space. They have on occasion shot first and asked questions later. Fortunantly, we have good medtech.
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Commander-in-Chief of the Nijayias Interstellar Navy.
