Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • Right here!
      (is amazed at all the new patrons)
      Gimme a Devil's Breath, Cicion!

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      Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

    • Hmmm. Why hello, Joshua. Does somebody want to get killed again?
      /Suddenly, Micheal bursts into flames, and then explodes. When the smoke clears, whats left is what appears to be a skeleton in a tattered orange cloak, covered in cybernetic equipment.
      Are you going to put up a better fight than last time??

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      -Absence, perfection, MICHEAL

    • Boy, business is really picking up lately! Slides a D's B down the bar to Darkk. Looks at Michael and Joshua. If you two are going to fight, do it somewhere other than this bar. There's a small planetoid that's in a binary system of sorts with the bar station. I'll give you the coordinates. Gives them the coords. I've had enough brawling in here lately. Any more, and I may not restrain myself. I wouldn't want to kill either of you.

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      -Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
      "Never tell me the odds!"
      -Han Solo
      "Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

    • Micheal, last time was hardly a fight you back stabber. I am weak right now, allow me to heal first. And I think we should leave before the battle, I dont think that the mortals would apreciate us shortening their already pathetic life-spans. And why do you wish to destroy me anyway? We are family.

      Joshua looks around.<<
      Let us continue this elsewhere, our friends dont need to hear thi-
      Suddenly, Joshua appears behind Micheal and fires a large burst of energy at him.<<

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      Cleanser, Savior,
      Chaos, JOSHUA.

    • /Micheal merely raises his hand and counters the blast, neutralizing it./
      You are correct, you are weak right now. Very well, I'll give you time to regenerate. Afterwards, meet me at that rock the mortal suggested. After I destroy you, I'll move on to more important matters, scything down this universe for one.
      /Micheal raises his arm and disappears in a bright but short flash./

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      -Absence, perfection, MICHEAL

    • Joshua walks (hovers??) over to the counter.<<
      Mortal! I havent much time! Where is the closest and best source of radiation?! I need to reach my full strength before its to late!
      All three of Joshua's eyes turn a bright, firery red.<<

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      Cleanser, Savior,
      Chaos, JOSHUA.

    • There's a Salrilian simlab about 3 parsecs over that has about 1.58e4 terrarads in its radiation test chambers...

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      Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

    • Reacts with contempt at the two beings' comments on "mortals", then smiles wrily at how much they are underestimating him. But then, it's not a bartender's business to get involved in anything with a customer, unless, of course, they cause trouble. Hey, Darkk, care for another drink? On the house.

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      -Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
      "Never tell me the odds!"
      -Han Solo
      "Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

    • Dr. Pepper please, these Devil's Breaths are firey but they're bad for my esoughagus.
      I really shouldn't have too many DB's.
      Oh, I've nearly finished the Jjaro. To celebrate, any Devil's Breaths ordered in the next 30 minutes are on Salrilian Admi -- I mean MY account.

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      Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

    • You got any power cells? My batteries are getting low.

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      "I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
      "Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Fleet Admiral Darkk:
      **To celebrate, any Devil's Breaths ordered in the next 30 minutes are on Salrilian Admi -- I mean MY account.
      **

      seeing he is a couple hours too late, he silently resets the clocks in the bar back two hours.

      "Ah yes, that deal is still good? I'll take a couple hundred thousand Devil's Breaths. Now I just need a messanger capable of tracking down that elusive Sundered Angel...." 😄

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      "I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

    • Pukes, but fortunately, the Vaccuum tube is still there...

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      --Talon_Karrde, MoD, 61:4--
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      (This message has been edited by Talon Karrde (edited 03-07-2001).)

    • Tosses a Dr. Pepper to Darkk, and gives Avatara his drinks... all of them.

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      -Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
      "Never tell me the odds!"
      -Han Solo
      "Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

    • A bunch of inter-stellar postmen enter the bar, package all the drinks in seperate stasis fields, then carry them out one by one. A couple days later its all done, and the lead postman walks up to Darkk with Cicion and asks him for his payment. (shipping and products)

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      "I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

    • *Hands them a credit card
      Here you go...

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      Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

    • Bloody hell! Is this place still here? Last time i looked in was around march 2000! This gets my vote for longest topic ever.

      -orders any australian beer thats available. And a cigar. And some oil for the four audemadon in the corner-
      "So someone shoot me already, have you gone soft while i was gone?"

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      "How can I make it go faster?" -Me-

    • (Cheerfully flips Azdara over his shoulder with one hand on chin and one on head.)
      "Sorry, my gun was recharging."
      (Azdara puts on a really stiff neck brace and gets up)
      "Relax, here's some Ishiman regeneration ointment. Rub it on, and it'll be fine in a few hours."

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      Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

    • Karrde points the Vaccume tube at Azdara, and overpressures the inside of the tube...

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      --Talon_Karrde, MoD, 61:4--
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    • Azdara puts down his cigar.
      "That wasn't very nice!"
      Shoots The admiral with something big.
      HAH!

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      "How can I make it go faster?" -Me-

    • (dries the blood off his uniform)
      Ouch, that hurt.
      (breaks Azdara's neck again)
      This time it would be a really bad idea to get up.

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      Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI