finally comes into the bar after a couple of weeks of alcohol recovery
"err...id like a root beer pls... _ NO_ alcohol please! talon's no longer a compadre of mine, so dont bother me about him...oh, ya, with the 5th dimensional glass pls...and no flies..."
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"Those the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad! bwahahahaha (maniacal laughter)" Xanthos from Baldur's Gate
(This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 11-06-2000).)
Hands Piemur a three dimensional glass of root beer. Pours a merenzane gold for himself and downs it. Cheers, Darkk.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
(should have posted this first)
looks up for a second
Oh, crud. Time to go back to please his Taeskorship.
I'm glad you didn't let status change you, Cicion.
pays tab leaves
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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion near airlock 13.
(immediatly following the first disrupter missle test)
drinks the root beer
"hmm...looks like 5th dimensional glasses look exactly like 3rd dimensional glasses...must be a paradox...now this..."
pulls out a strange glowing object that seems to distort even before everyone's eyes
"I found this little trinket on QWERE-123...I think this is a 6th dimensional glass...no matter how much i put into it, it seems to hold it all...and it all stays in! until you tip it like so..."
tips it to a certain orientation and root beer pours out
"This thing is so cool!"
pays for the root beer (which was at the 5th dimensional price) and leaves the bar
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"Those the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad! bwahahahaha (maniacal laughter)" Xanthos from Baldur's Gate
There is a blinding flash and LoneIagzdra appears to have teleported into the midst of all the drunkards present.
"Wait a minute, I thought I'd be going on an archeological dig... Holy @%^$&*$#!!!!!!! This place is still here?!!!!??
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"Si hanc sententiam legere potes, tum es
et optime educatus et non habitus vitam."
(This message has been edited by LoneIgadzra (edited 11-14-2000).)
Yah. Finally, someone I almost don't remember. 
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(This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 11-11-2000).)
Yeah, I haven't been on the Ares boards in a long time... Although I have been everywhere else quite recently.
Anyway, I just edited one of my first posts to this topic which means you will all have to edit all your sebsequent ones to keep this web board compliant with the laws of physics.
Just kidding! 
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"Si hanc sententiam legere potes, tum es
et optime educatus et non habitus vitam."
The previous post was #747. Boeing forever!!!
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Oh no!
LoneIgadzra has found me!
He's chased me all the way back to the Ares boards! Quick, run!
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"Anything that can be achieved using magic can be achieved using technology." -Salrillian Illegal Publicist ekt-Herna in his last message to the Salrillian public.
But LoneIgadzra is far too quick for 8 lightings! He whips out a large poster of a Windows logo and 8 Lightnings falls to the ground, stunned.
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"Si hanc sententiam legere potes, tum es
et optime educatus et non habitus vitam."
A dozen rabid rats eat the poster.
The bar security field promptly reduces them to ash.
The ash piles form a smiling Mac logo.
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Quickly frames the ashes before they lose their shape and hangs the frame behind the bar on the wall. Anyone else for a drink?
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
Naa, that Audemedon lubricating fluid has caused some nasty long-term health problems. I would hope you know what I am talking about. Incidentally, I have purchased a space mine for the furthering of the social status of anyone who screws up another label.
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"Si hanc sententiam legere potes, tum es
et optime educatus et non habitus vitam."
Pops unexpectedly into the bar
I finally got Ares 1.1.1 to work after using 1.2!!!
Now if I could get 1.2 to work...
Ah, heck with it. Next 7 rounds of drinks on me.
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A dimensional fold from the StarLance universe opens and a dead Salrilian walks in
Thanks Darkk
Dead Salrilian picks up jug of beer, and walks back into dimensional fold with the beer
fold closes
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance
Boy, that's getting into some ancient history of the bar, Igadzra. You need not worry, I haven't had Aud lubricant in the storeroom since I withdrew from my Audemedon body a year and a half or so ago.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
Uh...Cicion, the bars only been around for about 9 months...
"I'll challenge Cicion, LoneIgadzra, and Darkk, and the dead salrillian to a friendly game of Sabaac. pats LoneIgadzra's skifter in his pocket Any takers? Darkk, I'm allowing cheating for the rest of us so we can fair up the odds."
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Originally posted by Avatara:
**Darkk, I'm allowing cheating for the rest of us so we can fair up the odds."
**
I'm not much of a gambler. How about I deal instead?
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(This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 11-16-2000).)
