LifeKnight kills the creature with his spoon and "removes" Kryten from the Spoon Arena. LifeKnight then suggest to LabRat that before the duel starts, he find a name for his spoon. "How about, Spoon of Giants, or, even better, SPOON OF LEGENDS."

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tgk! walks in and orders a fried semonen
then sits off in a corner to eat it

LifeKnight wonders what this "great kug" is. He asks this to the other bar members. Seeing as the unregistered member isn't responding, Rawzer says "Send it out". shrug OK. LifeKnight points at the strange creature, and it mysteriously disappears.
Then LifeKnight says, "I was going to send it out with wind. I didn't make it disappear." LifeKnight wonders where the "kug" has gone, but shrugs it off as he waits for LabRat to start the spoon duel.

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aarrrgggghhh you EVIL thing :mad:

me got last post you GOT FIRST aarrgghhh :mad:

Kryten comes to on the floor of the Pub and decides to buy some cheese.

(url="http://"http://www.krytencrc.cjb.net")Go here for more cheese(/url)

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Yeah cool, I'm at the top of the 23rd and 25th pages. Time for another sig update.
LifeKnight munches on some cheese while continuing to wait for LabRat.

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OOC: Perhaps the Staff of Kingship? I am not a rat, but a very noble rodent.
The two face off in the Spoon Arena. Dispite the fact that the Spoon of Kingship was twice the size of the Spoon of Lordship, Zen had a few doubts about winning. He touched the handle of his spoon lightly, and muttered a few words. It glowed brightly, and suddenly white fire seemed to leapt from the enormous Spoon. A crown of what seemed to be white hot metal appeared over the tip of the buisness end. Zen then bowed to his smaller and obviously slightly worried opponent, and said
"Would you be so kind as to start the duel? Please, in effect BRING IT ON!!
He said the last three words with such ferocity that LifeKnight took a step back.
LifeKnight then charged him, spoon waving fiercely. Zen spoke loudly, yelling something untitelligible, but it ended with something which sounded like "Armor LabRat"
Suddenly his mighty armor was covered in something that resembled diamond. His armor glowed red for a second, and then the color changed back to the normal black. except the clear coating was thicker.

LifeKnight swung, but it was parried by the enormous glowing spoon. His own spoon seemed to be slightly scorched, but he decided to attack again.

OOC: Please finish the duel.

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He who hesitates is probably right

I;ll see if I can finish it. Remember that the loser becomes the winner's slave.
LifeKnight steps up to LabRat and hits him with his spoon. Lightning comes out of the sky and scorches LabRat. He now falls back, and uses his newly named "Spoon of Kingship" to send fire at LifeKnight. The response is more lightning from the "scoop" part of the spoon. LabRat trips and falls over, but before he can get up, LifeKnight walks over and raises his spoon for the final blow...
"Admit defeat, rat."

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Kryten discovers that he is feeling quite light-headed from loss of blood. LifeKnight slips on something left on the floor. As he falls, he pushes into Zen, who was just getting up. Both of them tumble down and over the edge of the scalding hot tub into the water. Meanwhile, Arianne wanders over to the bar and sits next to the yellow Iguana.

(ooc) LifeKnight, leave the unregistered posters alone. There's nothing wrong with being unregistered.

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(This message has been edited by premonition (edited 11-30-2003).)

Let there be (url="http://"http://www.scorpius.spaceports.com/~kryten/mcheese.html")Cheese(/url), (url="http://"http://www.scorpius.spaceports.com/~kryten/mcheese.html")Cheese(/url) and more (url="http://"http://www.scorpius.spaceports.com/~kryten/mcheese.html")Cheese(/url).
Muhhahahahahahahaha

sig test

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Zen snickers loudly, for LifeKnight has been fighting with his imagination. There is no LabRat in the bar. He sneaks up behind LifeKnight, and strikes him mightily upon his rear. His armor is melted painfully to his skin, so that LifeKnight yowls in pain, and attempts to fry Zen. Sadly, Zen has a suit of rubber under the armor so that the electricity does not do much. Now Zen stands over his prone foe. He raises his spoon, and hits LifeKnight repeatedly on the head with his flaming spoon. LifeKnights hair catches on fire, but he cannot do much, considering he has suffered a severe concussion.
Zen stands back , spoon in fighting position. "I think I have won?" He asks of the semi-concious form on the ground.

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He who hesitates is probably right

it seems that tgk! has been falling though the air above the blue mushroom bar for some time.
he crashes thought ceiling, leaving a large kug shaped hole. then lands in the middle of the spoon duel arena and makes a large kug shaped hole in it as well

The Iguana bobs its head towards Arriane and leaps atop her head. From her head it climbs down her neck onto her shoulders, where it sits, bobbing its head.
It then proceeds to devour another can of root beer from its new perch.

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"WE ARE THE POPES OF THE PYROS!!" "WE ARE THE CRUSADERS OF CAPELLA!!" "THE FRIARS OF FIRE!!" "THE BAPTISTS OF BORAL 1!!!!" "THE CATHOLIC KILLERS OF NEW CALCUTTA!!!!!!" "WE ARE THE GOOD!! no.. no... THE BAD!!! yeah.. thats it.. THE BAD CATHOLICS!!!"

LifeKnight raises his spoon and smashes Zen with a bonecrunching sound. Ha ha ha...

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kug!, your posts are like poetry. I swear. It's kinda freaky.

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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.

Fuego walks in, walks to the spoon duel area, is narrowly missed by the duelists, and drops a banana into tgk's hole. then he walks back to the bar, and orders a water w/ no ice.

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Hail the great ?!!!
????

LifeKnight drops some gold on the ground. LabRat (I mean Zen) bends down to pick it up. SMASH-with a bonecruching sound LifeKnight drops more gold. LabRat bends over. SMASH-with a bonecrunching sound...

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(This message has been edited by Kryten (edited 12-03-2003).)

Stop sticking your tounges out at us.

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Del Fuego looks around and says "where is everybody?"

then he walks over to sip his water while watching the spoon duelists stick their tounges out at eachother from a safe distance

(cowards...)

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Hail the great ?!!!
????

Tgk climbs out of his hole and stares at every body. Then he eats somthing green he found on the floor.