"if you dont want to go with me to take on the giants, any of you guys want to be the 1000th post here on the board?"
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"That which does not kill me makes me stronger." - Nietzsche
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Originally posted by megah:
**"if you dont want to go with me to take on the giants, any of you guys want to be the 1000th post here on the board?"**
You just did it.
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Yet another meaningless post
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OMG this bar is 1003 posts long!!!
LifeKnight unleashes fireworks, spells, and and a super-spell that causes wine to rain down on the bar patrons.
Yahoo!!!I wonder when Starky will lock it...
EDIT: ...and we are forced to make a return to the Blue Mushroom Pub, much like The Boozerama Bar: The Return (too lazy to find the URL link).
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Rawzer serves free drinks for a day.
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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep. -
pp walks in, sits down, and drinks every last non-poisonous or death-inducing liquid in the bar (free of charge) before rushing off to the bathroom.
And then he leaves.
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Work. Play. Pork.
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ZeroWing comes into the bar saying, "How are you gentlemen!!", and the usual All Your Base crap. Rawzer tells the base-hunting goof to **** off, but he demands that we over the bar.
Oooh noooooo, what are going to doooooo?------------------
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Arianne takes a sip from one of her bloodflasks while watching the sudden influx of new arrivals. Sidatious brings another root beer for the Iguana.
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Originally posted by premonition:
**Arianne takes a sip from one of her bloodflasks while watching the sudden influx of new arrivals. Sidatious brings another root beer for the Iguana.**
Errr... new arrivals? Boy, I was 'round here before youse was even born! Y'see back in the day, before the war, I was... I was... well, I was here a really long time ago.
To go with his big, old-timey flashback, pp desperately attempts to grow a beard.
(edit) After realizing this just isn't going to work, pp gets up from his seat to take a look around the place. Messy. Yeah, so I skipped on my janitorial duties a bit... so what? pp picks up his old, now-dusty mop and begins to tidy up the place.
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Long ago, LifeKnight stumbled upon the secret treasure-box where pp hid his Spoon of Doom. LifeKnight gives it back to pp, on the condition that he will be allowed to use spells in the bar.
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**Errr... new arrivals? Boy, I was 'round here before youse was even born! Y'see back in the day, before the war, I was... I was... well, I was here a really long time ago.
**Arianne points out the dozen or so posts before pp's.
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Big Joe looks around. pp is mopping, everyone else is drinking, everything is downright boring. So Joe tries to liven things up. He turns to Rawzer. "What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior," he says with a wink.
Rawzer plays along. "Well, I am the bartender."
"Ah, the bartender? Very nice! And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the patrons! By hanging on to the outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress..."Take it away, somebody!
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"On two occasions, I have been asked (by members of Parliament), 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871) Inventor of the "Analytical Engine", the first computer.(This message has been edited by Big Joe (edited 12-13-2003).)
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LifeKnight challenges the Cytherian Big Joe to a spoon duel. Find or make a spoon, name it, and fight!
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As I said earlier, I am a master of Spoon-Fu. I have here a set of spoon-chuks. I have been waiting for a skilled and honorable warrior to challenge me in a fair fight of the spoons. Are you a warrior of honor? Then we shall begin!
Joe pulls his spoon-chuks from his belt, and stands in a combat stance, waiting for the challenger to make the first move. He also waits for someone to finish off the quote he started from Monty Python.
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"On two occasions, I have been asked (by members of Parliament), 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871) Inventor of the "Analytical Engine", the first computer.(This message has been edited by Big Joe (edited 12-13-2003).)
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LifeKnight throws his spoon at Joe. Lightning strikes the Cytherian as the spoon returns to LifeKnight like a boomerang.
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"Ooh, you're gonna pay for that. That one hurt! Flying Bug-like Thing!" Joe shouts as stands on one leg while spinning the spoon-chuks at his side. He kicks out to the side with his upheld leg, flipping the spinning weapon around the leg, and releasing it at the same time, causing it to fly through the air and hit LifeKnight in the chest with a really loud "THUMP". Before LifeKnight can respond, Joe leaps for the spoon-chuks, catching them, and rolling safely away.
"You like that one? I made that move up myself. I need to work on the name, though."------------------
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LifeKnight thinks about cheating with daggers, but he remember sthat he never took his items back from Arianne after the last tournament, and never restored his magic. So LifeKnight runs by Big Joe, hitting him on the arm with the spoon as he wisks by. Lightning strikes the arm.
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Joe pulls a Jackie Chan and, cathing pp's mop with his spoon-chuks, launches the mop at LifeKnight. LK deflects the mop with his own spoon just before it hit his face. Lightning strikes the mop handle, incinerating a large portion of it. "You'll have to do better than that,"LifeKnight tells Joe, ready for Joe's next attempt.
Ah, a most honorable competitor, Joe thinks. "Helicopter hurting thingy of death!" Joe shouts as he begins to spin and flip around LifeKnight, spoon-chuks extended. He lands a whack on LK's right leg, a thump on his left shoulder, and a really awful sounding smack on LifeKnight's jaw. An area on his chin immediately swells with a spoon-shaped welt, and a little blood trickles from the corner of his mouth.
Joe again backs off, but is unfortunately now very dizzy from all of the spinning.------------------
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