pp gasps and rushes to order some Ginger Ale, while at the same time cursing the Pepsi.
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**By the way, some rules on my name. (I'm gonna' turn into EVula! First abusing power, then threatening to sue at the incorrect spelling of my name! Wahooooo!) If you don't feel like typnig phantompenguin, that's fine, but don't just make it penguin, make it pp. I'm not sick, but I really prefer it that way. The other thing is that I'd also prefer you don't capatilize my name. That ones not much of a deal, but don't do it.
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A few things about that:
-You forgot to link to (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")EVula.com(/url) when you posted the word (url="http://"http://www.evula.net")EVula(/url)
-You aren't (url="http://"http://www.evula.org")insanely awesome(/url) enough to merit strict name guidelines
-It is impossible for a mere mortal to transcend into a < level: near-infinite> (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")overlord of amazing persona(/url) without at least an infinite improbability drive and several thousand cheats and plug-ins
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Cha0s walks into the bar and orders a nice Dr. Pepper. He looks at SuperNova, then asks, "Why can't pp be called pp instead of penguin, I mean, you wouln't want to be called just "Super" now would you or just "Nova"?
Anyway, how much is this place, I think I'll buy you out...(though Rubbder Ducky can EASILY buy me out). I have 1..2..3..4..5.............35,000 gold. So, how much is this place?
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CI-I@()s
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/world-of-cha0s/")The Homepage of Cha0s(/url)
Teehiggle, (the heck? teehiggle?) yeah, I was feeling a little hot-headed at the time.
pp does his apoligy jig at anybody who was annoyed by his little sermon. Woohoo! Man, that's a great word jig is. Say it with me! Jig! Wooohooo! pp goes back to his lowly janitor duties. Woohoo?
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
The Blue Mushroom Menu
Ale - 2 g
Derivitives of Ale - 3-5 g
Other Alcoholic Drinks - 5-10 g
Pepsi - 1 g
Coca-Cola - 1 g
Ginger Ale (not a derivitive of Ale) - 2 g
Barq's Root Beer - 2 g
Pasteurized Termite Milk - 3 g
Dr. Pepper - 2 for 1 g (free for regular customers)
Cheese Sandwich - 5 g
Other - ? g
Edit: g is gold, not one thousand.
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(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 03-12-2003).)
CI-Ia0s walks into the bar again, so therefore he must be a "regular customer" and grabs his free Dr. Pepper (I COULD spend the money, 35,000, i may need it...). Then, seeing that the place was a little shabby, he pays people to paint the walls, adds more tables, new chairs, a new recipe book for Rawzer (wonder what Rawzer will make next...) and finally, a new mop for pp. Then, being satisfied that the bar is the best that it can be, he sits down in the new chairs (MUCH more comfortable then those old hard wooden ones...) and sips the Dr. Pepper.
OOC: it seemed that people were stating the actual amount of gold they had, so that is how much i had (and what i did with it). I also have enough rings/other objects to total 100,000-300,000 
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CI-I@()s
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/world-of-cha0s/")The Homepage of Cha0s(/url)
"I think I'm that regular customer that never leaves the bar... could I still have that dr. pepper? It's my fave". Suona looks around and sees the new decorations. "How can I define this colour?". "Oh by the way Rawzer, if you need any help in the kitchen with that new cookbook, just yell"
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SuperNova asks if the Coca-Cola comes in vanilla flavor at this pub, and being the only one with ?g coins, orders an other while waiting for a reply.
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pp realizes, again, that Suonas a girl! Everyone gasp! He tosses her a Dr. Pepper, at a discounted price, and (after enjoying the spinny-karate-chop action of his new mop) then buys new furniture to outdo Rawzer. The new furrniture is not only conformtable, but when you sit on it, you sink into the cushions so much that you are buried so you can't breathe! Woohoo!
Edit: Neat, my post count says 777.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 03-12-2003).)
You weren't outdoing Rawzer, but me. I'll just have to buy more (bet ya I have more money 
) I get another Dr. Pepper order a new Vanilla Coke Machine (and get a glass of that too) and get new better furniture that you sink in to, but DON'T get buried in. I also got raisable/lowerable chairs, which can also swivel and roll around the room. At his point I jump on a chair and sail across the room finishing my coke as I go
EDIT: OOC: Beat that
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CI-I@()s
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/world-of-cha0s/")The Homepage of Cha0s(/url)
(This message has been edited by CI-Ia0s (edited 03-12-2003).)
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Originally posted by Suona:
**"Oh by the way Rawzer, if you need any help in the kitchen with that new cookbook, just yell":)
**
AAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Rawzer decides to make anything for anyone with enough money.
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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.
Since I am semi-rich, I'll get a ravioli ala pana with my complimentary Dr. Pepper. By the way, is the Vanilla coke free or how much is it? (I contributed the machine, but I leave it to Rawzer to determine the prices)
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CI-I@()s
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/world-of-cha0s/")The Homepage of Cha0s(/url)
Vanilla Cokes are 1.5 g, but I'll round up to 2 if you only buy one.
And, the ravioli will be 15g. (Full stamina.)
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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.
pp demands everyone talk in third perspective, because of course, this is a cheap imitation of the Boozaramma. pp gives up on outdoing CI-Ia0s' furniture and buys a new 1000 in., widescreen, surround sound sytems Televesion. Beat that!
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Having tons more money than pp, a 1000 inch TV is nothing. A 2000 inch monitor on the best computer (mac computer, of course) and a bunch of other electronics should out do it
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CI-I@()s
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/world-of-cha0s/")The Homepage of Cha0s(/url)
Walks into pub looking beat up and about to pass out
Please, I am on a mission from the queen! Evil sea giants!
Everyone just stares, as if this does not faze them
SEA GIANTS! ATTACKING GIDOLAN KEEP! Need, food....
Everyone explains tha they are all on the same quest
Oh. Well...This is kind of weird. I have this blue dragon tooth..Oh, you all have that too. Hmm, i'll just take a coke, then, I suppose....
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SuperNova's other finally arrives, but it took so long to make that some of the undercooked ingredients recovered from the ineffective slaughtering processes they went through. Due to reverse temporal engineering and fate control, SuperNova was given free drinks to compensate for the long wait and the undercooked food. The creatures in the meal went on to win a lawsuit against the pub and became the official owners.
<edited to remove some redundancy>
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(This message has been edited by SuperNova (edited 03-15-2003).)
