SlaVitiCkus wonders who will be the "next time" victim, and hopes he doesn't do anything silly to make it him. He then challenges Arianne to a darts game, and loses 23 times in a row before leaving to go to sleep.
ooc:900 posts, woo, wonder when this thread will be locked
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
I don't think it will be locked until we have about 100 more posts. I think moderators (ahem, Starky B.) mostly ignore this topic, as Rubber Ducky is the only mod that posted here, and he doesn't even moderate this forum.
LifeKnight lowers the strawberry dackery price from 8 to 6, and reminds Arianne that there is a flask of Semenon blood on the table for her.
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Kryten grabs a piece of boiled Semenon and a Psycodelic Shroom and throws them on LifeKnight's head causing him turn into a vial of ogre blood.
No one notices, except for Arianne who looks at it hungrily.
He then orders a blue mushroom and gives the vial and the mushroom to Arianne for no reason.
He stands on a table and starts singing "The Hedgehog Song".
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"There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
LifeKnight ignores that last post and gets up on the bar to tell what he calls his "bad Ambrosia-related joke of the day". "Not including that they are both PoG plugins and both made in Coldstone, what do Spells Expander and Damsels in Distress have in common? Give up? Uncompiled, they both have...item files! Ha ha ha..."
LifeKnight quickly jumps off the bar and goes into the pop-pop areana window to avoid the flying stalk of a blue mushroom, thrown by SlaVitiCkus.
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Arianne is now very confused, and wonders if it's because she drank from the flask LifeKnight gave her.
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Originally posted by premonition:
**Arianne is now very confused, and wonders if it's because she drank from the flask LifeKnight gave her.
**
She did drink the flask. I just didn't read it correctly. :redface: : oops :
LifeKnight returns from the pop-pop window holding 5 rubber ducks. "Who wants a duck? 30 gold per duck, 5 g for Rubber Ducky, since he is a rubber duck."
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(This message has been edited by LifeKnight (edited 11-10-2003).)
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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**LifeKnight ignores that last post
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SlaVitiCkus murmers
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
Rawzer casually notes that that really was a dumb post.
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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer casually notes that that really was a dumb post.
**
LifeKnight, talking louder this time, asks if anyone wants to buy a rubber duck. 30g per duck, and no, these won't turn you into moderators. 
BTW, check out me new sig!
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SuperNova announces a fighting tournament to take place just outside the bar (to allow magic). Sign up if you can actually fight!
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Yet another meaningless post
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Originally posted by SuperNova:
**SuperNova announces a fighting tournament to take place just outside the bar (to allow magic). Sign up if you can actually fight!
**
I can fight, but I was about to challenge SlavVitiCkus to a spoon duel.
P.S. Wanna buy a duck?
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I have three arena designs for the tournament so far:
-Parasitic arena that slowly drains the bodily fluids of anyone who touches the walls or floor; contains floating platforms that act as safe spots for those that would be affected by the building material. Good area for flying creatures or things that aren't made of flesh and blood.
-Magnetic arena. All but the strongest fighters will have trouble with metal equipment, telekinesis is also useful. Metal creatures may have the worst time here.
-Giant cage. The metal bars throughout the cage will hinder movement and they also rearrange themselves slowly. The cage has an equally complex system of magic fields that serve the same purpose as the metal bars but work on spirits instead of the living. The undead have the worst time here as they can get trapped between metal bars and a magic field, making them easy targets.
Instead of fighting, you may sponsor a fighter if you want. The only thing that I haven't resolved yet is whether to keep it in this topic or turn it into a webstory.
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For now, let's just do spoon duels between myself, Rawzer, and SlaV. If someone else wants to create a super-spoon, they can fight too.
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pp steps back into the bar and mops up a bit.
What the hell have you guys been doing in here?!? The floor smells of urine and... pork?
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<edited because I double-posted>
Hey, pp, glad you're back! I was almost going to take over your job! And I seem to remember you had a spoon called "the Spoon of Doom". I challenge you to a spoon duel!
LifeKnight/Spoon of Lordship vs. pp/Spoon of Doom
:eek:
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(This message has been edited by LifeKnight (edited 11-14-2003).)
Rawzer approves. Seems kinda fun. I'd vote for a combination of all three. 
But I'll not be joining. Sorry.
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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
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Originally posted by SuperNova:
**Sign up if you can actually fight!
**
Darn
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
Rawzer goes out for a jog, and leaves Sidatious in charge.
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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer goes out for a jog, and leaves Sidatious in charge.
**
SlaVitiCkus joins Rawzer, but about 20 minutes into it he starts panting and hacking, and uses a "Blue Mushroom Pub Gate Stone" to return to his room.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
We have gate stones now? Funny, I was just going to suggest that Rawzer create some.
LifeKnight attempts once again to sell SlaVitiCkus a rubber duck, now for 20 gold pieces.
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