Rawzer throws a rock at a Cyclops, which responds by falling over, unconscious. Rawzer then takes a sword, kills it, and cuts off its head.

Whoa... biblical...

Edit: Grammar!

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(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 07-04-2003).)

Arianne is torn with indecision. She stands by her table, looking from the window to KDC to SlaVitiCkus and back again. So many people... bleeding... Hidden inside her large tattered cloak, her hands twitch. The smell of fresh blood of so many different types goes straight to her head; fangs bared and eyes narrowed until only the black irises can be seen, Arianne growls with hunger.

She makes a blind rush for the prey that seems to be getting away, but before she can reach the window she trips over a cyclops that has materialized beneath her feet. Arianne snarls and leaps for the window; she crouches balanced in the frame amidst the shattered Plex-O-Firm. In the distance she can see Thunderforge hurrying towards Gidolan Keep. A wave of fresh blood scent rolls over her from behind, causing sensory overload, and Arianne falls through the window. She climbs back through, grabs the decapitated cyclops carcass and disappears outside.

When she returns to her seat she looks extremely satisfied.

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Originally posted by premonition:
**In the distance she can see Thunderforge hurrying towards Gidolan Keep.
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Err... I'm already there.

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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!

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Originally posted by Thunderforge:
**Err... I'm already there.

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Expand your mind, man! She's talking about the past!

Dude...

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Spazzybob the Philosopher (from way back at the beginning of the pub) decides that no one likes him and goes to drown himself in the buubly warm hot tub, but being a complete wuss he just orders a Barqs and relaxes...

Edit: ooc: Do Rawzer and KDC know eachother from outside the pub?
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Don't step on the ducks, they don't like it
-me It is as bad as you think, they are out to get you. -my brother

(This message has been edited by Spazzybob (edited 07-06-2003).)

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Originally posted by Spazzybob:
Edit: ooc: Do Rawzer and KDC know eachother from outside the pub?

Just a bit.

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I had a (url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=6")dream(/url) that I had about a (url="http://"http://evula.com")dozen(/url) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=56&SUBMIT;=Go")links(/url) here. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=6&SUBMIT;=Go")Mostly(/url) to other (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")places(/url) on this (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=1")site(/url). (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=10&SUBMIT;=Go")Weird(/url).

SlaVitiCkus sneezes.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.

KDC hands SlaV a minty tissue.

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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.

A rock is thrown through the window. It hit's Slav on the head. On it is written: Bless You.

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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!

Spazzybob (to be refered o as Spazz) looked up and saw this continous rockthrowing and got a wonderful, but overal dangerous idea. Pullng some crupled paper and a pencil out of his pocket, he begins designing an aoutomatic mini-catapult. Once finished, he begins shooting glasses and coasters out the window.
Five minutes later a very disgruntled looking Land Lord walks in the teleporter with an evil presence.... An IRS MAN!!!.........

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Don't step on the ducks, they don't like it
-me It is as bad as you think, they are out to get you. -my brother

Really, everyones throwing things. What are you, Troglodytes(question). Sorry, my computer and keyboard are having a bit of a coexistance problem, and Im therfore unable to type things such as question marks. And Spazzy, dont you think Rawzer might have problems with you throwing his Pubs accoutrements out the window(question).

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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!

Another rock flies through the window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and is stopped by Rawzer. He looks at the rock. It says: Do you want to know the latest news with Thunderforge? Turn over this rock. He turns it over. It says: Do you want to know the latest news with Thunderforge? Turn over this rock. Rawzer, throws the rock in anger and it lands in the time teleprter. The same rock flies through window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time teleporter...

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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!

Arianne growls in exasperation, walks over to the time transporter, and kicks it. The same rock flies through the window. It skids on the floor and heads into the time transporter. It stays there.

Arianne sneezes. Startled, she sneezes again. Then she glares accusingly at SlaVitiCkus. Arianne sneezes. Startled, she sneezes again. Then she glares accusingly at SlaVitiCkus. Arianne sneezes. Startled, she sneezes again. Then she glares accusingly at SlaVitiCkus....

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Don't look at me, musta been someone else...

SlaVitiCkus throws a rock to Thunderforge. One side has his "bless you", the other has a "thank you". SlaVitiCkus then considers joining a pro football team. After all, if he can throw a rock from Dernath to Gidolan Keep....

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.

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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus:
**SlaVitiCkus then considers joining a pro football team. After all, if he can throw a rock from Dernath to Gidolan Keep....

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Thunderforge considers joining the Garendall track team since he can run from Dernath to Gidolan Keep (and because I can jump really far with jumping bean extract). The rocks that I fired were launched from one of my weapons that I had a blacksmith create for me. I was just testing it.

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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!

Geez, more rocks? Very well, Raistlin summons numerous flying rocks which fly at all rock-throwing patrons (yes, even me, to make this point). On the rocks is inscribed "Enough with the bloody rocks!"
OOC: Must thank Outlook Express, through an absolute coincidence, it returned to me an utterly kawaii site which I had believed lost into the bowels of forgetfullness.

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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!

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Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
**Very well, Raistlin summons numerous flying rocks which fly at all rock-throwing patrons (yes, even me, to make this point). On the rocks is inscribed "Enough with the bloody rocks!"

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You aren't allowed to use magic in the bar. Remember? Even if you cast the spell outside of the bar, it would only hit you and me and whoever else is out.

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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!

Or they'll fly through the window and then hit all the rock-throwing patrons.

Arianne announces that she's feeling quite hungry, and she's sure that the next person to throw a rock will be very tasty. There is a distinctly predatory gleam in her eyes.

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I'm sure Rawzer sees the logic in attempting to prevent the patrons of his Pub from becoming bestial rock-throwing neanderthals (No offense, of course...).

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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!

Spazzybob wakes up hours later to find he had been in ANOTHER coma, This keep happening because he lost his medication somewhere in Berglum. ....."what happened to the Irs man?) being once again allowed a portal into this world, the IRS man reapears and says "........

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Don't step on the ducks, they don't like it
-me It is as bad as you think, they are out to get you. -my brother