SlaVitiCkus too explodes with laughter at Ariannes points. I don't see how a steel table will help you unless you put yourself inside the table, and she has taken out the lights before, remember?
Ah, the lady with the elven bed. I was walking through Berglum, on my way to the blacksmith, when she came up to me, hair glistening in the sun, and no doubt impressed by my obvious strength. She asked me if I could help her move her new elven bed to her house. Sadly, the reason she needed me was because her husband was gone for the day, but I agreed to help her anyway. Good workout I got from it, restored all of my health points. Though when I finished her husband came back and saw me on the bed (which I had tripped onto). It looked really bad indeed. He took out his bow and started shooting at me. When I ran out the door he chased me with a huge Claymore of Bear! Unfortunately he had boots of lightning on and soon got to me, where I had to duel him. With one swipe he cracked my elven fill plate! Luckily, I got a swing in with my Dwarvin Runic Sword right on his head, knocking him out. I went over to the Inn to rest, leaving the blacksmith for the next day, wondering what a civilian was doing with such a powerful sword. The next day I went to the blacksmith without any armor or weapons (which is why I was going).
It ends up her husband is the blacksmith....
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