pp=not annoying
Spoon duels do not allow any ordinary weapons, such as daggers. Please, read the entire Bar thread before continuing here, I beg you. Your antics are not following what the rest of us are use to, so...uhm...yea
EDIT--w00t, 10 pages!!
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
(This message has been edited by SlaVitiCkus (edited 05-25-2003).)
Rawzer serves Cavanoskus her order of "meat, and lots of it," and he reminds LabRat that even if he acts as a bouncer, he can still be thrown out by Rawzer, supreme being when in the Pub, and that LabRat isn't getting paid anyway.
Oh yeah, no magic, no "special" (electric) spoons, and spoon warriors have to fight in the arena in the next room. I don't want you messing up my chairs and tables and such. Mwa ha ha. I am Rawzer. You don't mess with this.
Rawzer picks up his (url="http://"http://www.adventuredog.net/images/spoon.jpg")Spoon(/url)* and begins whooping ass.
*Yes, that is my spoon. That is a hallway in the house that I live in. The spoon is about three and a half feet long, and made of a sturdy wood. You wish you were me. Admit it.
(This powertrip has been brought to you by Rawzer.)
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I had a (url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=6")dream(/url) that I had about a (url="http://"http://evula.com")dozen(/url) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=56&SUBMIT;=Go")links(/url) here. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=6&SUBMIT;=Go")Mostly(/url) to other (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")places(/url) on this (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=1")site(/url). (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=10&SUBMIT;=Go")Weird(/url).
(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 05-25-2003).)
SlaVitiCkus bows down to the immense power eminating from Rawzers spoon, and thanks him for helpin him out to put LabRat in line.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Raistlin offers Cavanoskus 2000 gp to devour LabRat, while continuing to wait for his drinks.
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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!
Rawzer served those drinks nearly a page back. He just didn't specifically say who was getting them.
Rawzer gives whats-his-face his drinks.
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I had a (url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=6")dream(/url) that I had about a (url="http://"http://evula.com")dozen(/url) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=56&SUBMIT;=Go")links(/url) here. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=6&SUBMIT;=Go")Mostly(/url) to other (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")places(/url) on this (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=1")site(/url). (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=10&SUBMIT;=Go")Weird(/url).
pp hits LabRat with his broom and thanks SlaVitiCkus for defending him by being him a few home=made synthetic drinks.
(I need to post here more regularly)
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/theasylum/")the asylum(/url)
mmm...synthetic
I think mmm...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
erg...
Giving people drinks goes not make us happy after demonstrating super powers. Please, be peaceful, and stop bothering pp, he needs to be mopping 
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Cav accepts the 2000 gold from Raistlin and starts grinning creepily at LabRat while she gnaws on a drumstick...
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AIM: Cavanoskus
If you run, you'll only die tired!
KDC looks up from the pinball machine, having just missed the all-time high score record by1/567th of a point. Damn that thing. Now feeling quite hungry, she inquires about a slice or two of toast and smiles sweetly at Rawzer.
(Oh yeah, and somewhere in there, she glances across the bar, sees Cavanoskus, looks away, does a double-take... and says hello.)
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
(This message has been edited by kraftdinnerclone (edited 05-29-2003).)
SlaVitiCkus tries his luck at the pinball machine
"hah, 5,000 points! I'll bet that beats the record by a few hundred"
KDC points out that te record is currently 3,456,137,654,348 points. SlaVitiCkus shrugs and plays again, this time making it to 7,500 points.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
KDC wanders around in search of something that at least sort of resembles toast, singing showtunes.
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
SlaVitiCkus ges out to a field, plants wheat, waits for it to grow (he used Sea Giant bodies as fertilizer, works nice), cuts it down with his scyth, prepares bread, toasts it, and hands it to KDC, then sticks his tounge out at Rawzer for having crappy service in comparison
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
KDC thanks SlaVitiCkus, then proceeds to munch on the toast. (Mmm. Yeah, that's good stuff...) After finshing, she decides that SlaVitiCkus' effort was above average, and makes for him a semi-magical oragami walrus.
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
(This message has been edited by kraftdinnerclone (edited 05-30-2003).)
SlaVitiCkus takes the walrus, and starts to play with it at his table. After about 3 minutes of him making noises, he looks up to see everyone staring at him. He slowly puts the walrus away and continues on to the pinball machine...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Nadir I walks in with a deranged look in his eyes." Help! Help! I cast that Ritual of Desecration and now everyone's dead! Help! The backround music is gone! All that's left is BIRD TRILLS! But wait! You're here! I must be going crazy! Hee Hee Hee! Everyone's dead! DEAD!" Nadir I falls over, unconsious ( I have to stop falling over, unconsious, every time I come in).
Exactly 3.62368 minutes later, Nadir I wakes up, perfectly sane, and orders a sushi platter.
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I don't know, I'm sure.
SlaVitiCkus hands him the pandoras box, and goes back to his walrus..er..drink
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
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After finshing, she decides that SlaVitiCkus' effort was above average, and makes for him a semi-magical oragami walrus.
How can something be semi-magical? Either it has magical capability/power/whatever or it doesn't. Also, it's spelled "origami". Sorry, I just need to nit-pick sometimes.
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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!
