opps sorry,
i could read all 14 pages u know.IT is pretty long...
And that is a bummer to cause in the plug in i had such a good text for a quest with my char...
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i guess ill have to think of somethin else i could be in this story...
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Ron, the knight, comes in to the pub and ask Rawzer for a beer. As he waits he decides to look around and relizes that the people here look at him and relizes that he was the knight that saved one of the princesses from the dragon, but then they relized that he didnt have the sword that was rewarded to him for the good deed so everybody continued doing what they where doing thinking that he is not the knight they though he was...
( i hope this is good or was it already token too)
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SlaVitiCkus never heard of any knight slaying a dragon, but that doesn't surprise him, since he has been in this bar for the last few months. He askes the new-comer if he has any spare blood. "I seem to be running a bit low lately..."
SlaVitiCkus points out that he can still be a warrior, he just doesn't really need to be protecting the bar. "Everyone who is here is on the same quest for the Queen. See that blue dragon tooth she gave you? Here's mine. Oh yea, I felt special when I thought I was the only one on this quest..now, now I just sit here losing blood."
SlaVitiCkus realizes he is depressing himself, so to prevent this he takes in large quantities of hard booze. "Oh yea, that's better"
-Oh, and no AOL speak.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.
Still thinking about all the other warriors that have a blue dragon tooth. Ron wonders, how many teeth does this blue dragon have.Then he relizes he still didnt get his beer.
He looks at SlaVitiCkus and decides to donate to him a bit of blood...For a certain price that is...
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SlaVitiCkus listens to Ron, but isn't coherent enough to understand him.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.
Ron still waiting for a beer decides to put 200 gold in the cash register and fetches 2 beers himself. He looks gives 1 beer the the drunken SlaVitiCkus and he drinks the other one. Even though he didnt know how much it costs he didnt care so he payed 100 gold for each beer he took. After a few beers, he decided to take a little nap.
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Uh... lower case. Rawzer. Not that hard.
**
Yes, but the z was in bold and capitalized. I wanted it to stand out. 
And where is my room?
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!
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Originally posted by member person:
Even though he didnt know how much it costs
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
The Blue Mushroom Menu
Ale - 2 g
Derivitives of Ale - 3-5 g
Other Alcoholic Drinks - 5-10 g
Pepsi - 1 g
Coca-Cola - 1 g
Ginger Ale (not a derivitive of Ale) - 2 g
Barq's Root Beer - 2 g
Pasteurized Termite Milk - 3 g
Dr. Pepper - 2 for 1 g (free for regular customers)
Cheese Sandwich - 5 g
Other - ? g
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.
(This message has been edited by SlaVitiCkus (edited 06-29-2003).)
Ron wakes up and realized his BIG mistake about the prices in this bar reaches into the cash register and takes out the cash extra cash he payed. Suddenly everybody was staring at him, thinking he was robing there favorite pub.They look at him with anger. ron trys to explain them that he over paid. But no one believed him. So he returned to money and went back to his chair.
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Thunderforge climbs out of the pool and dries himself off. He begins to put on his armor, but decides not to because his clothes are all wet.
"If only Rawzer would give me a room, I could change into dry clothes," he mutters.
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!
Ron looks around him. Everyone here is lookin for Rawzer to give them something to eat, to drink or to get a room. But no one seems to know where he is. Ron gets up tired of all the complaining "where is rawzer" and decides to take Rawzer's place.
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till he gets back that is...
(This message has been edited by member person (edited 06-29-2003).)
Oh bad idea, you don't want him to whip out his spoon.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.
Rawzer bursts through the teleporter door, running backwards and pointing two strange, gun-like objects and shouting, "Everyone get down!" Two strange creatures appear through the door, and begin firing their gun things all over the place. Rawzer begins blasting the aliens to pieces, and when he is satisfied that the puddles of blue slime that are left aren't going anywhere, he tells member person to get the hell out from behind the bar. Rawzer then strides confidently through the door again, returning with a very large, and heavy cardbox box, supported by a floating trolley. He places the box on the floor, shoves the trolley out the door again, opens the box, and begins constructing a robotender. The robotender, named Colin, gets up, and immediately begins serving patrons. Rawzer gets Thunderforge a room key, and gives KDC a quick peck on the cheek before pushing her in the pool again. "Actually, thanks to you, I found another way into the EV universe." Rawzer ends this statement by cannonballing into the pool.
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I had a (url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=6")dream(/url) that I had about a (url="http://"http://evula.com")dozen(/url) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=56&SUBMIT;=Go")links(/url) here. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=6&SUBMIT;=Go")Mostly(/url) to other (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")places(/url) on this (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=1")site(/url). (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=10&SUBMIT;=Go")Weird(/url).
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Ron gets the hell out from behind the bar and says to Rawzer glad to have you back and that he was getting bored of being bar tender and then asked the robot for 2 cheese sandwiches and a Coca-Cola. He sits down and enjoys his meal.
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**"Actually, thanks to you, I found another way into the EV universe."
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Thank's to me? I thought that the spare engine in my escape pod was destroyed. I geuss that I really am a lousy mechanic (I let the dock workers do the repairs).
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!
I beleive "thanks to you" was talking about KDC, and the tunnel he found.
SlaVitiCkus wonders if there is anything going on between Rawzer and KDC. He checks out the rest of the femals in the bar, remembers what he went through last time, and orders a Dackery. Rawzer, to smite SlaVitiCkus, programmed it so that the first time I made that order, it would have a 24-hour delay. "Ah crap, nice one."
"Oh, and what is the EV universe? All I know of is Garendall"
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.
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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus:
**SlaVitiCkus wonders if there is anything going on between Rawzer and KDC.
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Nahhhhh... 
Rawzer gives SlaV a free Dackery (right away!) for being the first to catch on.
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I had a (url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=6")dream(/url) that I had about a (url="http://"http://evula.com")dozen(/url) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=56&SUBMIT;=Go")links(/url) here. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=6&SUBMIT;=Go")Mostly(/url) to other (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")places(/url) on this (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=1")site(/url). (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=10&SUBMIT;=Go")Weird(/url).
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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus:
**"Oh, and what is the EV universe? All I know of is Garendall"
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"Gather around friends" Thunderforge begins, "and I shall tell the legend of the EV universe. I was born in it. Like most of you, I was born on Earth. but a very different Earth. I was born in the year NGC 2256. That's 2256 years after the discovery of warp drive." A few qeustions are raised. "All in good time. Have you ever looked up at the night sky and wondered what the stars really were? They are really much like our own sun, only so far away that we only see a fraction of it's light. Many of those stars have planets orbiting around them. Oh, fine, everything goes around the Earth. So many of the stars are orbiting other planets like Earth, and they all revolve around Earth. Now in my time, there are many ships. But instead of being the kind on water there are some that can travel through air. And even some that can travel to the stars and the planets near them. I used to be the captain of a star traveling ship. Unfortuantly, some pirates attacked my ship and I crash landed onto this planet. It looks so much like Earth. However, I have no clue how this isn't the Earth I was born on. I do have a few theories. First, this isn't the Earth I was born on. The inhabitants just call this planet Earth. Another is that I traveled through a temporal vortex bringing me to the Earth I know, but in the past. A third is that I traveled through some sort of rip in the fabric of space and am in a parallel universe. So to make a long story short and to answer your question, Slav, the EV universe is the place where all the stars are and all the planets that the stars go around.
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!
KDC stares blankly at Thunderforge. "Yeah, so?" her expression seems to say, as she thought this to be common knowledge. 
Still damp from the pool, KDC tackles Rawzer. "Nice to see you got back okay," she says with a sly smile.
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
SlaVitiCkus stares at Thunderforge, and tells him to lay off the alchohol for a little while.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.
