OK, enough with the duel. LifeKnight quickly overpowers LabRat and wins. LabRat is now LifeKnight's slave. LifeKnight takes him outside and uses his magic to turn LabRat from a giant warrior named Zen to the oversized rodent he was before. LifeKnight then sets LabRat free, and orders 2 blue mushrooms (1000 gold, 500 gold each).

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OOC:Boy, quiet place this is. just as I walk in, a hush falls over the crowd..

Del fuego, in a desperate last attempt to make conversation, asks the patrons where they are all from.

OOC: (again) Sorry, I didn't mean it! don't hurt me!

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Hail the great ?!!!
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OOC: The name LabRat has very little to do with rodents. Now that my attempts at a sane duel have been thwarted, Zen will overstep every possible rule of combat.
Zen decided to disappear, for the low level of patron sanity was alarming. A puff of smoke, and he was gone, leaving a huge santa claus hat lying on the ground
OOC: Zen is gone now, and no person in the bar is injured.
Hail and Farewell POGers

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(This message has been edited by LabRat (edited 12-04-2003).)

A bit late, but welcome to the boards, Del Fuego.

Arianne offers the Iguana a piece of anonymous raw tasty meat. She looks up and smiles at Del fuego, the tips of her delicate fangs just showing. "Here and there," she gestures vaguely in a direction that might be north, or might just be down. "And you?"

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thanks.

Del Fuego: "I come from a far off land called South Dakota, where the land is flat and the wind gusts over 50 mph"

Most recently, however, I come from gwyden camp, where I was saving gold for a trip to gidolan keep.

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I come from the far off land of arnold bros. (est. 1932)

<Late night Dorito raid post>

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LifeKnight resurfaces, and goes into the kitchen.

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Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego:
the wind gusts over 50 mph

Gusty Winds May Exist.

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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.

OOC: Hasn't anybody noticed how close this topic is getting to 1000 posts? I wonder when it'll be locked. It's bigger than other topic in the PoG forum, or the whole Coldstone catagory of forums for that matter.

LifeKnight exits the kitchen and places a jar of pickles on the bar. He then myteriously disappears.

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Big Joe (not to be confused with his alter ego in Cythera, Josephus the titan rancher) walks into the Blue Mushroom.

(Break of 4th wall)
"Wow, what a huge bar! I thought that bars were supposed to shut down at 200 posts!" he exclaims.
"You have been hiding in Cythera too long," someone tells him. "Moki hasn't gotten on to anyone about that for ages. You Cytherans are the only ones who abide by it anymore."
(/Break of 4th wall)

Joe walks over to the bar. "Barkeep, a pint of some good ale." The bartender fills a mug with ale and hands it to Joe. "Thanks," he says as he drops a few coins on the table. "So, what kind of bar is this, anyway? Do you guys have quests and missions to go on, or is it just a bunch of very silly people being, well, silly?"

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I think you should read the whole bar before posting. It is pretty funny, and some parts will make you laugh so hard the first time your stomach will hurt (that happend to me when I read it for the first time).

OOC: Only nine more posts until the 1000 mark!

LifeKnight prepares spells, fireworks, and magic spoon powers for the big 1000th post.

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I am on a different computer, that's why I am not registered

Del Fuego polishes his throwing spoons, and begins target practice on the no spells sign.

Raistlin orders, after what must be a year by now, another beer.
KDC: My birth is also 11-25 and I also say 'huzzah'. How frighteningly coincidental.

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Originally posted by El Hombre Del Fuego:
**I am on a different computer, that's why I am not registered

Del Fuego polishes his throwing spoons, and begins target practice on the no spells sign. **

Mr. Of Fire, the computer you are currently using has little to do with whether or not you are registered. All you have to do is log in each time you post. I use different computers all of the time, I just remember my password.

Anyway, by careful observation, Joe sees that the chosen weapon of the patrons of this bar is the spoon. It just so happens that Joe is a master of the ancient art of Spoon-Fu, and he wears two small, stainless steel spoons at his belt. He quietly continues to sip at his ale, waiting for the first person foolish enough to challenge him...

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(This message has been edited by Big Joe (edited 12-08-2003).)

Don Gavino waltzes into the bar. "Hmmmmm... Blue mushrooms!" He drools. He then stroles up to the bar, orders one of those famed mushrooms, then falls asleep on his stool. He does not care for he is a fork and knife master and knows that the fork and knife will out duel a spoon any day.

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moUSE EE loiDE UZI walks into the bar the upcoming 1000th post celebration. he looks around and sees somone throwing spoons at a sign, which is barely legible because of the abuse. Rather than wait he decides to order something and sees the top item of the day 'Blue Mushroom' and wonders that if it tasted so bad when he found one looking for a guy named Norgha, what the staff did to make it such a popular dish.

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some who did not know would ask "what is this way that gives him so much power?" and they were told "It is the way of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, 3 quirm street, Ankh-Morpork, rooms to rent, very reasonable. No, we don't understand it, either. Some subsendential rubbish, apparently."

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Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
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KDC: My birth is also 11-25 and I also say 'huzzah'. How frighteningly coincidental.

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Craziness... (and happy belated birthday)
*
KDC glances at the floor, where she finds a dying fly. This amuses her for .67 seconds, and shortly thereafter it is eaten by Yellow.

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I'm too sexy for your pants.

(This message has been edited by kraftdinnerclone (edited 12-10-2003).)

Rawzer looks around nervously. The end is near...

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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.

"hey bartender, give me something strong, it's been a bad few days..."

(to the room) "hey mates, i've been down south tangling with the sea giants. there seems to be a lot more of them than usual. makes me wonder if something is afoot. any of you guys seen anything unusual?
there was one paricularly large fellow. i didnt kill him, but i think he'll remember my sword.
anyway i was thinking about getting together a bunch of guys and heading down there to take on a few of these brutes. any takers?"

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