The Drunkard's Head recovers from the paradox of having legs while he was a head on a stake and and is about to take a sip from his drink when suddenly Spazzybob fires his railgun at the Drunkard's mug which explodes in a shower of booze and porcelain shards. The force of the blast knocks The Drunkard's Head back into the lit fire which flares violently because of the booze shower. Mild screams are heard over the crackling fire...

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some who did not know would ask "what is this way that gives him so much power?" and they were told "It is the way of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, 3 quirm street, Ankh-Morpork, rooms to rent, very reasonable. No, we don't understand it, either. Some subsendential rubbish, apparently." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
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For all your Nova needs!
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Seeing the railgun as a threat, and a bad plot device, Rawzer decides to destroy it. But, as he reaches for his spoon, it (his spoon) leaps up of its own accord and smashes the railgun. The resulting explosion severely burns spazz and launches him into the scalding hot hot tub.

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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?

SuperNova moves the pub one inch north.

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Rawzer, upon trying to unlock a cabinet, discovers that he has jabbed the cabinet door with the key one inch to the south of the keyhole. Odd...

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He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

Del Fuego returns from his long sojourn at teh burton.com message boards, only to find himself menaced by rawzer's spoon. That thing is even more awesome than i thought!! I WANT ONE! Del fuego is now dissatisfied with his puny diamond plated throwing spoons, and goes off in search of a spoon. I'm going to mexico sometime, maybe I could get one there....

"OOC:" Rawzer's pics are awesome. I want more. I might even post some of mine. Maybe.

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Hail the great ?!!!
????

Rawzer begins putting up posters for an eating contest.

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

Eating contest? Cool.

LifeKnight bets 100 gold on himself.

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The Head points out the futility of doing so, since you will get that money if you win anyway :p.

W00t! 100 posts!
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some who did not know would ask "what is this way that gives him so much power?" and they were told "It is the way of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, 3 quirm street, Ankh-Morpork, rooms to rent, very reasonable. No, we don't understand it, either. Some subsendential rubbish, apparently." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
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For all your Nova needs!
(url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net/walkthrough/") For all your Nova Walkthroughy Needs!(/url) I (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/games/evn/addons.html")For all your Nova Add-ony needs!(/url) I (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=26&SUBMIT;=Go")For All you Nova Web-Boardy Needs!(/url)

(This message has been edited by moUSE EE loiDE UZI (edited 03-08-2004).)

LifeKnight puts up a little sign.

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-ZeroWing CATS, (url="http://"http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/")All your Base(/url)

what would we be eating? spazz wonders. He orders a daquiri and enters himself in the contest.

Unnoticed by the patrons, a small herd of pygmy linux penguins with shotguns and multicolored apples swarm across the floor, coming in through the teleporter and streaming out the window.

A little later, they come back, with Bill Gate's head in a ziplock bag...

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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?

The evil SuperNova returns and eats all the food in the bar.

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Quote

Originally posted by SuperNova:
**The evil SuperNova returns and eats all the food in the bar.

**

LifeKnight slashes SuperNova with a glass sword. Soon SuperNova's view goes dark, and the Kingdom of Garendall will fall, unless...he tries again.

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How are you gentlemen!! (url="http://"http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com")All your base are belong to us!(/url) You are on ze way to destruction. You will have no chance to survive make your time...Mwa ha ha ha...
-ZeroWing CATS, (url="http://"http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/")All your Base(/url)

Quote

Originally posted by SuperNova:
**The evil SuperNova returns and eats all the food in the bar.

**

And the evil SuperNova has won the contest! His reward will be several trips to the boiling hot tub.

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

But wait!

The head eats as if for everyone in Garendall, because the food just drops out because he has no stomach.

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Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
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SuperNova, having revived, comes in with an evil look that makes the evil extension of himself look nice. After ranting about being blamed for the actions of his evil side and the fact that things are usually the other way around, he attacks LifeKnight with a technique he learned by playing Star Ocean: 7-Star Twin Slash. Nothing can stand up to it for long.

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Spazz decides that supernova is doing too much, and having an evil twin isn't playing fair. He tries to grab Rawzer's spoon to attack Supernova with, but it burns his hand and causes him to drop it. The spoon floats up off the floor and returns to Rawzer's side.

Dousing his burning hand in his Daquiri, he pulls out a magnum with his other hand and shoots the clone in the head and the real Supernova in the foot.

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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?

Rawzer wishes people would quit trying to take his spoon.

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

Quote

Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer wishes people would quit trying to take his spoon.;)

**

Nobody can. The cricket "Chipper" from Boozerama guards it. Beware.

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-ZeroWing CATS, (url="http://"http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/")All your Base(/url)

Quote

Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**Nobody can. The cricket "Chipper" from Boozerama guards it. Beware.

**

Chirpo? If so, it's Chirpo.

Chirpo.

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

ahh, it's true! this posat shall never die!!

Del fuego is happy, and orders stuff for frequebt posters (which, sadly, would not be me)

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Hail the great ?!!!
????