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Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
**Small, fortunately. More stupid news: having a cat gives kids asthma. NOT having a cat gives children asthma. Who tha hell pays these damn scientists?
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So kids shouldnt have cats, but children should? We are all doomed to asthma then?
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
heh.
KDC shrugs, and jumping behind the bar, exchanges her toast for pudding. After opening it, she spontaneously combusts.
How... curious.
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
Live life to the fullest, you never know when you will, uh, combust...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
After a few minutes of thought, KDC asks God to push the "rewind" button. He obliges, cosidering that her argument about how it really wasn't her time to catch on fire was a really good one.
This time around, KDC just throws the toast on the ground and stomps on it, then gets a milkshake. That pudding's dangerous stuff...
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
Labat walks into the bar. He glances around briefly and smiles as he sees the bar is still going. He orders three cream sodas, and throws a few thousand gold on the bar's shiny counter. Then he orders drinks for everyone in the bar, including the bartender. Then, suddenly, two hulking people waddle into the bar. One pulls a long knife, and points it in LabRat's direction. The other pulled a dirk, black inlaid with gold. They walk over near LabRat. One mutters "Come with us." "Happy to oblige" says LabRat. A few minutes later, he walks back into the bar, with a stain of blood on his dagger and sword and two bags of gold.
Then, he applys for the job of bouncer.
His Merits
1. Fairly strong
2. Good with dagger and staff
3. Eats very little
4. Excellent conjuerer
5. Will donate twenty thousand gp to the bar
6. Hard to kill
7. Can produce thousands of weapons from his pack
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Caution:
LabRat may go off at any time so please wear your helmet.
Meh, your skills do nothing to Rawzers spoon, nobody goes dare threats a bar that has had spoon fights. And I hear pp is good with a mop just in case.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
It's a barful of assorted adventurers/fighters/mercs/wotevers, who the hell would attack us?
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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!
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Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
**It's a barful of assorted adventurers/fighters/mercs/wotevers, who the hell would attack us?
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Well, there WAS that one giant who came in once, but I think we've tightened security. Besides, just offer them pudding, KDC showed us that stuff is deadly.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Bring up that spoon stuff with Rawzer, you need his OK first. And good luck getting that, he seems to be off hunting or something.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
LabRat goes to sulk in a corner, until pp threw a bucket of ice cold vodka on his head. LabRat attempts to strangle pp, but is knocked out when pp jabs him with his broom. LabRat is hurled into a nearby garbage heap. Three cyclops happen upon him...................
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Caution:
LabRat may go off at any time so please wear your helmet.
KDC advises LabRat not to do that.
Seriously, I've seen that spoon in person. It's... suicide. Actually, wait. I take that back - it won't matter anyway. Rawzer's in a temporary coma.
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
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Originally posted by kraftdinnerclone:
**KDC advises LabRat not to do that.
Seriously, I've seen that spoon in person. It's... suicide. Actually, wait. I take that back - it won't matter anyway. Rawzer's in a temporary coma.
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Odd, I just spoke with him not too long ago....And you've seen a spoon in person? That's strange...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
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Originally posted by kraftdinnerclone:
**KDC advises LabRat not to do that.
Seriously, I've seen that spoon in person. It's... suicide. Actually, wait. I take that back - it won't matter anyway. Rawzer's in a temporary coma.
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Hey, if he's in a coma, lets steal his spoon, and his deed to the bar.
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Caution:
LabRat may go off at any time so please wear your helmet.
Chipper, or whatever the name, is guarding it. Beware.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Who else here finds LabRat really rather annoying?
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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!
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Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
**Who else here finds LabRat really rather annoying?
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He disturbs the peace rather often indeed, he would be much better if he would just chill instead of trying to turn this into an action bar. That's what chronicles(sp.)are for.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
A slight figure heavily wrapped in a ragged, dirty cloak enters the bar. The hood is drawn far over the face, effectively hiding any distinguishing features. The newcomer steps towards the bar, limping a little.
"Water," she requests. Her voice is barely a whisper, and very, very dry.
She takes the mug Rawzer wordlessly pushes across and drains it in one go. The hood of the cloak slips back a little. Her skin is pale, too pale to be natural, and she is very thin. The black irises of her eyes gleam as she stares at Rawzer, and she looks... starved. Muttering a thankyou, she continues to stare at him.
"Do you have-" she swallows. She seems to have difficulty looking away from his jugular. "Do you have live meat? I don't have any gold. Or, or a pest problem? I could deal with it for you." Her tone is pleading; she looks desperate and hungry.
Her fangs glisten beneath the shadows of her hood.
(ooc) "ooc" means "out of character" (/ooc)
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SlaVitiCkus decides it is time for him to make his move (he always did go after the strange ones)
"Hey, baby. We don't get many females around here. Takes out gold Have a few meats, on me."
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Well, LabRat's live, and he's a bit of a pest... sure, go after him.
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