CI-Ia0s, noticing the shiny buttons on the Ambrosia board decides that everything should be shiny!!! He buys a can of "Shiny Paint" and covers the bar with it.
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CI-I@()s
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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus:
**SlaVitiCkus decides that all of the recent events were a dream, merely because all of them were quite stupid...
**
Well, if you look at it that way... pp glances over to a sign which reads, "Total Posts." This sign hangs over a magical row of numbers which currently reads, "220."
Once SlaVitiCkus makes his statement about the dream, the row of numbers beging to drop.
"220... 150... 100... 50... 0..."
"Heh," pp says, "0 effiecient posts... Wait a sec... what the hells' going on now?"
"-5... -45... -80..."
pp smacks his forehead in disgust, and than decides to smack SlaVitiCkus. A smacking noise should go here
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SlaVitiCkus announces that he just meant the ones where people were on a power-trip, and the number starts to rise again...-40 -20 0 20 50 10 200
SlaVitiCkus finally gets up, only to barely avoid going blind by the immense shine of everything around him. He backs up right into the portal, falls out, and lands on a termites spikes....
Medic.....Medic....
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
Rawzer ignores the events from the previous few days, except for the new, shiny bar he finds himself in.
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SlaVitiCkus becomes unconcious from the gallons of blood he just lost. He reaches for a filter of healing, but realizes that he left his bag in his bar locker (amazingly, now the bar has storage areas)
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
KDC snaps out of the oblivious stupor she has been in for a few days now, and subsequently passes out from the glare off the bar walls. Ouchie. 
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Things can be accomplished with two dozen freezer-burned waffles, a half roll of duct tape, and 8,000 neon shoelaces. I just know it. . .
(This message has been edited by kraftdinnerclone (edited 04-09-2003).)
(This message has been edited by kraftdinnerclone (edited 04-09-2003).)
Cha0s decides to dim the walls a bit (but not too much!) as people are passing out from looking at them. As Cha0s takes off his protective glasses he notices that he forgot a wall, and is instantly blinded. He manages to find his protective goggles though, and finally finishes dimming the last wall...
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CI-I@()s
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/world-of-cha0s/")The Homepage of Cha0s(/url)
KDC very stealthily sneaks up behind Cha0s and snatches his glasses, wondering how many chocolate brownies she can trade them for...
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Things can be accomplished with two dozen freezer-burned waffles, a half roll of duct tape, and 8,000 neon shoelaces. I just know it. . .
Of course the glasses are useless now as the room is dim enough so that they are not needed. Anyway, Cha0s then orders a nice Vanilla Coke and admires his handywork...
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CI-I@()s
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/world-of-cha0s/")The Homepage of Cha0s(/url)
SlaVitiCkus starts writing in pain, shouting for help, only to see people drinking Vanilla Cokes...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus:
**SlaVitiCkus starts writing in pain, shouting for help, <snip>
**
SuperNova donates a pen designed to ease any non-mental suffering related to the process of writing. :rolleyes:
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Yet another meaningless post
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Originally posted by Spazzybob:
**Is it just me or are these posts starting to get stupid?
**
Well, all of the posts since the start of this bar have been devoid of any useful information. At all.
For another thing, you making a stupid comment on the stupidity of it all didn't help, stupid-head.
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I mean to say *writhing, not writing, sorry. And yes, I beleive they are starting to lose any sanity or meaning. SlaVitiCkus decides to start a nice debate...as soon as he gets off the termites thorns...or dies, whichever comes first
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
I think I realize why it's so insane. More insane people are coming, they post, that hits us with the insane bug. We all end up in the crazy-house.
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Hey, you're the mopping penguin, so you have no room to criticize
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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus:
**Hey, you're the mopping penguin, so you have no room to criticize
**
... you be quiet. pp glares before going back to reality, and his lowly mop-boy position.
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SlaVitiCkus gives an evil smile.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
Rawzer blames kraftdinnerclone for everything. Except for Apple Pie. That's SlaVitiCkus's fault.
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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
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