SlaVitiCkus goes on a quest to find the orb. He goes through jungles, deserts, seas, oceans, volcanoes, and finally finds it. He puts up a fight with someone that makes the guardian look like a gobin without his weapon or armor. He fights it, losing in 2.346 seconds. After bringing himself back, he runs, grabs it, and dies, this time in 3.554 seconds. He runs in again, and is successful in escaping. He finally is back at the pub, when SuperNova asks where it is, he says..
"Ah crap, I traded it in for a pint. Don't worry, it was a real shady guy who..was..oh boy"
SlaVitiCkus runs off again, but has had too much too drink and merely stumbles off, eventually giving up and heading to his room, where an orb falls out of his pocket and shatters. When asked how it got there when he traded it in, he says...
"orb? I thought he asked about a pair of lightning boots, three chickens and a filter of healing!"
SlaVitickus clicks "submit reply", quits Internet explorer, shuts down, brushes his teeth, puts his retainer on, and goes to bed, he obviously needs sleep. (this will happen in the span of 10 minutes about.)
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
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