Yes, please, I don't think I taste very well, and I'm very high in fatty goodness.
Er, fatty badness
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Actually, I really have no idea what I just served you. Never heard of it, anyway. But I'm glad you enjoyed it. As for carnivores, we have a fine selection of prime cuts of beef and ribs, plus fowl of all kinds. Some fish, too. I could probably get whatever ya need. Just don't eat the patrons. Or the bartenders. LabRat is fair game, however.
**
Hey, I resent that.
LabRat appears in a puff of smoke looking angry........
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Rawzer puts LabRat out by tossing a bucket of water on him.
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LabRat, if you don't want people sayin that, follow the rules (NO MAGIC in the bar!!!)
EDIT--"The Bar" refers to this thread. Not just when you are in "the bar"
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
(This message has been edited by SlaVitiCkus (edited 05-23-2003).)
Angelus enters, orders a blood beer, and then goes to the pool table. he shoots the Que ball. it hits the yellow solid but ramps it off the table and it hits Rawzer in the head. he apologizes and all is forgiven. he pays rawzer an extra 30$ for the ball in the head.
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Isn't it weird how slaying
makes you hungry and
horny?
------Faith
LabRat swears not to use magic in the bar unless Rawzer tells him to.
A few minutes later, he walks in with another conjuerer, LarBat who is very sturdy looking. LabRat annouces "this is my martial arts teacher, he will now give a demonstration." LarBat quickly paralyzes Rawzer.LabRat then hits LarBat a tremendous blow on the head, stunning him. With everyone's permission, he sends LarBat into a portal of stupidity. LarBat walks out a minute later stupid and shy. Then LabRat calls up sixty of the best anti paralyze doctors in the universe.
They quickly heal Rawzer. In return, Rawzer gives LabRat the position of Bouncer.
LabRat is allowed to hurl people out of the bar with Magic if Rawzer wants him to.
But only when LabRat is in POG. Not Nova
P.S. why not give my self a position?
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Please ask other peoples consent before doing things like this...i'm getting a wee bit annoyed at your antics
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Apologies O wise and powerful Sla what ever you are
( NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OVERLY SARCASTIC)
I truly apologize. I will be less wild in the future (unless somthing happens).
Now for the post
LabRat asks if anyone would be uncomfortable if LabRat brought in a pair of giant intelligent magic dogs. (Fido the mystic and Fifi the wise).
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SlaVitiCkus posts a sign "No Dogs Allowed" over the old "Boozerama Bar" sign.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Hey, what do you have against two adorable brilliant dogs. In a fit of anger, LabRat calls the Animal Welfare group. SlaVitiCkus Is taken away in chains for turning dogs away. Will the patrons like this or not..............
( Did I spell SlaVitiCkus's name right?)
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(This message has been edited by LabRat (edited 05-23-2003).)
You could just look at my name to check for yourself, and many a bar refuses the amittance of dogs. Thats why the guy in the superbowl commercial put it on his head and acted jamaican.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Cav drools at the menu of meat items Rawzer has presented, and promptly orders one of each. (Btw, Goldschager is cinnamon schnapps with little gold flakes floating around in it.)
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AIM: Cavanoskus
If you run, you'll only die tired!
I'll have whatever shes having, i'm hungry!
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Meat!!! Is there steak? LabRat opens a food stand outside the door of the pub selling french and german food. Will Rawzer like it?
P.S will there ever be a new bar?
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(This message has been edited by LabRat (edited 05-24-2003).)
AGAIN--there is NO door.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
(Sob) sorry.
Lets get some silly posts going.
LabRat challenges everyone in the bar to a conjuerer duel.
Unfortunatly, very few patrons are conjuerers. He wants to fight with staffs.
W hen nobody responds, he goes outside and conjuers up an opponent.
The magic fails and a zombie like creature charges the patrons. Rawzer throws some powder on it. In seconds there are twenty. What will happen next.
(I felt there had not been any beserk magic creatures for a while.)
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LabRat may go off at any time so please wear your helmet.
Sigh
No magic, no conjuror duels. If you must duel, use a spoon.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2
Okay no staff duels.
LabRat grabs a spoon four feet long made of titanium with a five thousand volt electric current through it. LabRat will not be shocked because he wears a rubber suit.
Rawzer's spoon of awesomeness is broken.
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As you can't play god, you shall always have some sort of weakness!
pp draws his own Spoon of Doom... bring it on!
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/theasylum/")the asylum(/url)
LabRat swings hard at pp. pp parries and lunges. LabRat steps back, disingages and lunges, shattering the tip of pp's spoon.pp then gives LabRat's other arm a painful clout. By this time, all the patrons are betting and cheering on pp.
LabRat hurls himself forward, striking pp on the leg, sending pp flying from the shock. pp hurls a brownie at LabRat. The brownie was the consitency of rock.
It hit LabRat in the head stunning him. pp comes over to LabRat and clouts him hard on the head. LabRat sits up suddenly and punches pp in the jaw. As pp reels backwards, LabRat gives him a hard whack sending pp flying. pp hurls a dagger at LabRat, hitting him in the gut. LabRat staggers over to where pp is laughing, and sticks his spoon in pp's mouth sending him into a coma. The LabRat falls over senseless. Will anyone help them?
Remember, LabRat has lots of gold............
( oh boy the two most annoying patrons in a duel)
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