But then LabRat downloads Gold Plugin and gets one million gp and buys up IBC soda company and drinks many thousands of rootbeers. Using more money from that wonderful plugin, he buys himself new better life insurance. He also hires fifty sea giants to chase his enemies. Then he goes back to the bar and yet again loses all his money at the slot machine. Then he gets chased by the angry sea giants who have not been paid. LabRat is finally cornered in a corner of the bar when he remembers he knows relocate. He appears on top of a barstool but falls off hitting the floor with a splat. pp comes and cleans off the floor and tosses LabRat out the window. LabRat has suffered three broken ribs and a fractured pelvis. He goes back to the hospital, yet again but he will live to kill the cursed sea giants.

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Another satisfied Gold customer

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.

Yes sir. I love that plugin.

Getting back to LabRats revenge on the sea giants.
He hires several other PoGer's to hhelp him hunt down the sea giants.
All of them are squashed but LabRat fries all of the sea giants with his Staff of Lordship and several thousand spells. After killing them he finds he has enough gold to buy every soda making company in the country. When he gets back to the bar he offers five hundred thousand gold pieces to any one who can make him a rootbeer float and Mille feuille pastry with fresh fruit.

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Rawzer promises to free SlaVitiCkus if he can exterminate the pub, and get LabRat to quit it.

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SlaVitiCkus lures LabRat with a piece of Cheese on a mousetrap. Soon LabRats view goes dark, and the Kingdom of Garendall will fall....Unless he tries again

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.

LabRat does not like cheese. Besides, he saved the game before hand.
Now he sends the SGMG (Sea Giant Mercinary Group) out to squash SlaVitiCkus .
P.S you might try snaring him with dark chocolate

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As pp said before, try not to play god. Fleets of Sea Giants are not usually available at your disposal.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.

SlaVitiCkus ends up fighting God power with God power. SlaVitiCkus unleashes a large Black bat-looking foe, who very few recognize, though it has one powerful move, where its flings its wings out and eminates power from it, able to take out hordes of sea giants, and certainly better than the current Guardian

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.

Yeeeah, um, try not to cheat too much either. It makes me wince, :p.

pp than exterminates both LabRat and SlaVitiCkus ( by paying LabRat and SlaVitiCkus exterminators to do his dirty work, of course ).

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Originally posted by Labrat:
**LabRat is finally cornered in a corner.
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You were cornered in a corner... ah, that explains it, I had assumed that you'd been cornered in a wide vacant hallway. :D.

Edit: Fixed the pixed, woohoo! Do a little jig*

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SlaVitiCkus snirks, then tells pp to continue mopping

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.

Rawzer adds a foosball table to attract new patrons. 2g a game. Free for personal friends.

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Kraftdinnerclone stopped along the roadway to check her foosball radar. She hadn't seen a table for a few miles and was starting to go through withdrawl. Seriously. Feeling a bit dejected that nothing was showing, she trudged onward a few more steps, then did a double-take. The stupid thing wasn't turned on... click

Now was the time to really freak out. There was a pub a little ways down with a FOOSBALL TABLE in it. She couldn't see the name, and neither did she care — that much. Kraftdinnerclone found herself bounding (or rather stumbling really really fast)recklessly toward the building.

She burst in the door, almost ripping it from its hinges. Stopping briefly to nod politely and wave at all the nice patrons, she ran to, and hugged, the piece of recreational equipment.

(Thank you Rawzer...!)

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Things can be accomplished with two dozen freezer-burned waffles, a half roll of duct tape, and 8,000 neon shoelaces. I just know it. . .

OOC: Welcome to the web boards Kraftdinnerclone!!! Enjoy your stay. Note that this bar gives free Dr. Peppers to frequent visitors.

Rawzer, free Dr. Pepper please and a hotdog with it (mustard and ketchup...)

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Whoa, frequent visitors? I thought it was first time visitors!

Rawzer goes to check pub policy on free drinks...

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Originally posted by CI-Ia0s:
**Rawzer, free Dr. Pepper please:D and a hotdog with it (mustard and ketchup...)
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Nuh-uh. Make 50 posts at the pub ( no spamming ) in one day and than get three friends to come join in on the fun at the pub, and make sure that they mentioned your name. That'll earn you two Dr. Peppers.

pp sees that some foolish mortal has made her first post her, in this fly-trap. "Excellent... my plot is working." pp glances over his shouldor nervously before gliding over to KDC. "Hey, kid... don't listen to those other guys... I'm the owner of this joint, and by the looks of you, you're a smart kid. I can be your friend... for a price. So, howzabout' fixing me up with some dough? I'm starved!"

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SlaVitiCkus begins to wonder how the new patron burst through the door, considering there is only a time portal. He shrugs it off and orders a Dr. Pepper (yes, I have gold)

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.

You're frequent enough to get one free... By the way Rawzer:

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
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Dr. Pepper - 2 for 1 g (free for regular customers)
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See page 3 of this thread for that quote.

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yay, free drinks! Rawzers trying to rip me off here man...chargin me and all

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.

I think you missed the super-fine print.

Dr. Pepper - 2 for 1g (free for regular customers*)
*Limit one per person, per day. Jerks.

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**You're frequent enough to get one free... By the way Rawzer:

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Who made you owner of this place? I'm the almighty ruler, all shall bow to me! *pretty soon everyone will forgot about poor old Rawzer, :p.

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