midget2 admits defeat and orders and orders another pepsi.
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"The Swiss have an interesting army. 500 years w/out a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss ARmy knife they have to fight with? not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers..'Come on, buddy, let's go! you get past me, the guy in back of me, HE'S GOT A SPOON! Back Off! I've got the toe clippers rite here!'
--thank you so much Jerry Seinfeld!--
Rawzer trips over the pinball machine's power cord. Plugging it back in, he mumbles, "guess it doesn't remember high scores automatically."
Then Rawzer wonders where the power is coming from in the first place.
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Nova + 50 years = (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/aftermath/")Aftermath(/url).
(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 07-29-2004).)
The loss of power to the pinball machine causes SuperNova's time machine to explode. He wakes up in a frozen cave with portals leading to different timelines and a strange wizard who says ni.
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(url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/SuperNova/")The absence of the word "blog" in spell check makes the entire blog movement meaningless.(/url)
<(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>
at the sound of the pinball machine powering back up, midget2 jumps out of her seat and runs over to it, where she spends the next few hrs eaarning the top 3 spots on the plaque with numbers not humanly possable. she steps back, admiring her names on the pleque, and then sits back down. and drinks another pepsi.
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"The Swiss have an interesting army. 500 years w/out a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss ARmy knife they have to fight with? not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers..'Come on, buddy, let's go! you get past me, the guy in back of me, HE'S GOT A SPOON! Back Off! I've got the toe clippers rite here!'
--thank you so much Jerry Seinfeld!--
Since Da Priest is not technically of this world, therefore not truly human, he easily beats all of Midget 2's scores, placing his own scores that are not only humanely impossible, but nigh unreachable even by the more perfect non-human sentients. He then charges up his Spoon of the Spirit and challenges SuperNova to a duel. If Da Priest wins, he gets the job offered several posts back, with a daily wage of 5gp, full benefits, and weekends off. If SuperNova wins, Da Priest becomes his slave until Rawzer decides to free him or certain events take place.
What will it be?
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer wonders where the power is coming from in the first place.
**
The power shuts off instantaneously, questioning its own existence.
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I'm too sexy for your pants.
If there's a stairway to Heaven, there must be one heck of a bungee jump to Hell.
I'm a girl, dammit.
Since today is Sunday, Da Priest feels compelled to give a sermon. He stands in front of the bar, and asks Sidatious to give a description of Hell, seeing as how the Demon is the only one who has ever been there. The Demon describes it to be much the same as the dimension of pain Da Priest was sent into, only with lots of fire and absolutely no escape.
The memory of the pain scares Da Priest, who then bursts out and says to the whole pub, "Save yourselves from this torment. Believe in the only Risen Lord, Jesus, and you can go to paradise instead."
He then sat back down at his normal seat and ordered yet another root beer, while waiting on a response to his spoon duel challenge.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
...the only Risen Lord...
Riiight, the only one... If I had a nickel for every prophet and son of god and virgin-born messiah who lived back then, I'd be a very rich man. I likely wouldn't be rich for long, as I'd probably spend it all immediately on caffeine, but temporarily...
Raistlin orders another beer.
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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!
Meet my little Plush friend. He's small, cuddly, and he'll eat your face after he rips it off. - Necro
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Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
**...the only Risen Lord...
Riiight, the only one... If I had a nickel for every prophet and son of god and virgin-born messiah who lived back then, I'd be a very rich man. I likely wouldn't be rich for long, as I'd probably spend it all immediately on caffeine, but temporarily...
**
Da Priest points out that since "back then" is a very general timezone, Raistlin would be correct. Over the years there were thousands of prophets of God, but there was only one son of God, one son born of a vigin, and only one man who died for our sins and rose again three days later. Yes, other people are imitators and claim to be the Christ, but only Jesus fulfilled all the prophecies made about the messiah.
Da Priest waits for SuperNova's answer to the duel while drinking yet another root beer.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Spazz knocks out the priest with a blunt gook of some vague religion. Excuse me people, but this is a game forum
Rawzer, did you really intend this for theological arguments?
btw< I dont give a crap about you beliefs, priest, nor anyelse's, they're YOUR beliefs, keep them to youself
and yes I am Christian (technically, though I havent even been baptised and I never go to church)
this is a bit blunt YES, but I have heard this SO MANY TIMES, and I am sick of it, tell me this priest.. HOW DO YOU KNOW, you only know what you have been told over the last 2000 years, someone could have completely fabricated the whole freakin christian religion and the existence of Jesus, so byte me.
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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?
glomps Midget2
Da Priests looks around dazed, wondering what a "gook" is. He apologizes for even the thought of having a sensible theological argument, and orders drinks all around, although all he drinks is Root Beer. He then powers up his Spoon of the Spirit with a prayer, and beats down Spazzybob.
Da Priest goes back to his normal seat, orders a Barq, and waits for SuperNova's reply.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
An orb of light floats into the bar and transforms into a hologram of SuperNova. It informs the priest that the fight will not take place because of the time machine incident.
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(url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/SuperNova/")The absence of the word "blog" in spell check makes the entire blog movement meaningless.(/url)
<(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>
Da Priest vaguely wonders what the Time machine incident had to do with a simple spoon duel that offered slavery to the winner, oh well. Da Priest makes it an open challenge to all who dare oppose his mighty spoon, except Rawzer, cuase what's the point in fighting if you know your gonna loose?
OOC: Woot, my 50th post
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Spazz shoots da Priest.
da priest DIES.
on the occasion that he is resurrected, spazz is waiting witha couple dozen Barq's and several magnum clips.
or if he give up stupid vendetaa ness, spzz offers to buy him a rootbeer and get on with the storyline
*gook=book
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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?
glomps Midget2
Da Priest wakes up from a long, fulfilling sleep, and looks down to make sure his shoes are tied. "AHHHH I'm a ghost!" he cries. "Oh well!" He walks over to Spazzybob and asks what he meant by vendettaness, Da Priest never declared a vendetta on him, or anyone else. After clearing up this matter, he heads over to Sidatious where he orders a ghost root beer, and a real rootbeer for Spazzybob. He then heads over to his normal seat, after having a nice chat with the drunkard's head near the fire about what being dead feels like.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
(This message has been edited by Cheezy_Cracker (edited 08-05-2004).)
Da Ghost Priest wonders vaguely where everyone is....
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
the Ghost of Da Priest realizes that the bar is hunted if he is a parton here, oh well. he orders another ghost root beer from Sidatious and goes to take a long nap in his room.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
does that mean you need to get exorcise? 
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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?
glomps Midget2
Da Priest's ghost wonders what SpazzyBob means, then continues to hunt the bar, waiting for a meaningful post...
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Rawzer wonders what the ghost is hunting for, and simply hopes it isn't one of his living patrons.
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Nova + 50 years = (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/aftermath/")Aftermath(/url).
