SlaVitiCKus finally reaches a friends computer to post after 3 weeks of no computer because of his hard-drives untimely death. After paying 75 dollars for Disk warrior and it not working, he must soon initialize his HD (erase it, for you idiots a plenty).

He is not surprised that of the many pages of responses since he was gone, he scowls at them all except for Rawzers and pp's. Ariannes too, which he usually laughs at.

He then starts cursing at himself for missing so much, like the returjn of pp, Mardi Gra, the 1000th post, and most importantly...THE FREE DRINKS! DANG IT!

He hopes to be able to regularly post again soon enough, and orders 25 Dackerys to hold him whilst he waits.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

Del Fuego realizes that he has been throwing spoons into a ragged edged hole in the wall for a little too long, and decides to finally make another post. He observes the spoon duel with curiosity, and decides that he will take on the winner. (Presuming that I will be able to be on the computer)

He sits down, cleans and sheaths all of his throwing spoons, and awaits the outcome of the spoon duel, studying their technique (sp? boy, I'm dumb).

I wager ten gold on lifeknight.

OOC: Big Joe: referring back to the post on the last page, I don't know my password, as I have not taken the time to change it yet. I'm doing that now.

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Hail the great ?!!!
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Big Joe dizzily falls in to my hole and LifeKnight hits him with his spoon hard while he is stuck in the hole.WHAP!!

OOC:

Rawzer begins setting up festive decorations.

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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.

Before the duel, LifeKnight drunk a potion which would slowly regenerate his magic points. LifeKnight forces all of his power into the spoon, then releases a giant blue-storm colored arc of energy which some members recognize as the dreaded Vell-os Winter Tempest. The beam hits Big Joe, forcing him through the wall, and throwing him out into the limitless void. LifeKnight wins.
LifeKnight demands a karma raise for his win, then shrugs as he realises that no moderator reads this topic, so he won't get one.

LifeKnight then pulls out one of his two remaining glass swords, and threatens to use it on...
(the next post can finish that sentence for me )

For the uninformed, glass swords kill almost anyone in a single hit, but shatter when used (I had two left over from before, if you care to read the whole thread).

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A rather tall and lanky humanoid, that could weigh no more than 100 pounds stepped into the pub. His thick blackish hair blocked out most of his tanned face, but bright blue eyes seemed to shine through the thick matte of long hair.
A series of whoops and hollers came from several female patrons, as the man stepped in.
He wore a pair of rather grimey black pants, and an undershirt of the same color. over his shoulders he wore a huge double layered poncho.
He would have looked semi normal if it wasnt for the weapon, that looked like a giant butterknife, on his back.
He snickered as he saw many partons endowed with the masterful art of Spoon fu train or brag amongst themselves.
The man sat down at the bar and ordered a few mugs of grog, and a blue mushroom.
Just then he noticed the yellow Iguanna that sat on Ariannes shoulders.
The man whisteled and the Iguanna looked in his direction. At sight of its master it leapt off Ariannes shoulders, scurried across the room, and onto his owners shoulders.
Arianne looked around for the Iguanna, and saw it on the mans shoulders.
"HEY!" She yelled.
The man looked up at the rather angry looking Arianne.
"yes?"
"Thats my lizard!!" Aranne yelled
"You must be mistaken, this is my traveling partner, Vermeer," The man said.
The lizard bobbed its head in confirmation, and Arianne wore a rather sad face.
"If you want, you can hold onto him for a while."
The lizard hopped obediently onto Ariannes shoulders.
"Oh, and the name's Grey, pleased to meet you."

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"WE ARE THE POPES OF THE PYROS!!" "WE ARE THE CRUSADERS OF CAPELLA!!" "THE FRIARS OF FIRE!!" "THE BAPTISTS OF BORAL 1!!!!" "THE CATHOLIC KILLERS OF NEW CALCUTTA!!!!!!" "WE ARE THE GOOD!! no.. no... THE BAD!!! yeah.. thats it.. THE BAD CATHOLICS!!!"

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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**LifeKnight then pulls out one of his two remaining glass swords, and threatens to use it on...
(the next post can finish that sentence for me )

**

...himself unless he remembers that SuperNova has been actively destroying the Ultima themed items.

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Yet another meaningless post
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:redface: Whoopsy.

LifeKnight hides the glass sword before SuperNova can do any damage to it.

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Arianne tilts her head to Grey. "Arianne," she replies.

The Iguana settles more comfortably on her shoulders. She offers to get the man and his Iguana a drink each. They order quickly and Sidatious delivers them in a moment. This time the Drink Demon demands payment. pp provides it via the leftover coins she still retains. The Iguana gazes with a great deal of interest into a corner where Yellow lies sleeping.

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LifeKnight asks Arianne to give him back his inventory which he gave up during the spoon duel.

EDIT: I am teh idiot for misspelling my own name.
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(This message has been edited by LifeKnight (edited 12-18-2003).)

Arianne points to the table where she had been sitting and where SlaVitiCkus is sitting right now. The miscellaneous items are where LifeKnight had left them.

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Thanks. Oh, and do you mind if I SIG TEST a little?
EDIT: It worked!!

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(This message has been edited by LifeKnight (edited 12-20-2003).)

Yes I do.

Kryten whacks LifeKnight with a dead pigmy.

Cheese, Cheese, Cheese.

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Del Fuego attacks kryten in the name of human rights, and because yoggy told him to

(hah!)

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LifeKnight notes that this bar is lacking in entertainment...so he leaves via the time portal to get something.

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A strange man wearing a robe comes and steals the time portal, taking it across a hidden bridge to an island. Opening a trap door, he drags it down a hidden stair case and into a strange lair.

One can only assume that this mysterious figure is a member of the Guild of Blood and will use those who come through the portal as sacrifices.

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If they've taken the only portal entry from the bar, then how can anyone in the bar go through it to be sacrificed?

Arianne resumes her conversation with Grey after observing the robed man's departure.

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(This message has been edited by premonition (edited 12-22-2003).)

coming from other place to the bar through the portal

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AV comes bursting back into the bar with news that it is being invaded by the three most utterly evil beings of all time, The Guardian, The King of the Sea Giants and Andrew Welch. Some people remain at thei drinks, some rally and AV prepares himself by painting himself brown and pretending to be a plank.

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Vast__

Boy, this bar has gotten boring. Del Fuego spots a plank that does not have spoon holes in it, and uses it as target practice. the plank screams, so he goes back to his drink. Later he kills andrew welch, whoever he is, when he hallucinates him as a banana and throws a spoon at it. it makes a comforting splorting sound, and Del Fuego is appeased.

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Hail the great ?!!!
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