LifeKnight casts the "signature test" spell.
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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**Also, SlaVitiCkus thinks he got past a magically locked door and an extra-dimensional field. Well, he didn't. The glass sword is still there.
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Ah drat, now I really wish I had sold it.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**LifeKnight admits defeat.
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Thunderforge collects four million gold pieces from everyone else who bet (and there were people who bet. They are just the people who don't post, but exist because this is a bar. If this is confusing, then just stick with the fact that Thunderforge is at least one hundred million gold pieces richer.). He then hops out the window to give all his gold to the Banker in Dernath so that nobody can steal it. He makes it the banker and successfully deposits it in the bank.
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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**(LifeKnight) then says (edit: once again) that the expected "big surprise" is "PoG releated, but not quite PoG related".:D 
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Thunderforge thinks (no bet this time) that it has something to do with Ultima.
EDIT: LifeKnight. Consider adding to your sig (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002269.html")this(/url), (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002803.html#")this(/url), and (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001506.html")this(/url). And also, note in your sig that there are twenty one pages in the Blue Mushroom Pub, not twenty.
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!
(This message has been edited by Thunderforge (edited 10-21-2003).)
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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**LifeKnight casts the "signature test" spell.
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Rawzer sends Sidatious over to give LifeKnight a violent noogie for that reckless magic usage. Sidatious goes back to serving drinks. Rawzer shakes LifeKnight's hand for the stunning performance in the Spoon Arena.
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Werd.
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer sends Sidatious over to give LifeKnight a violent noogie for that reckless magic usage.
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Signature testing isn't "reckless magic usage". I had to test out my new signature, and do you think I was going to spam some other topic? That new signature is also free advertising for your pub, RAWZER. And who the heck is Sidatious?
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Arianne pauses her discussion with Kryten to order another drink from Sidatius.
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(url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=32")Webstory Forum(/url)
(quote)Originally posted by Thunderforge:
**Thunderforge thinks (no bet this time) that it has something to do with Ultima.
EDIT: LifeKnight. Consider adding to your sig (url="http://")this(/url), (url="http://")this(/url), and (url="http://")this(/url). And also, note in your sig that there are twenty one pages in the Blue Mushroom Pub, not twenty.**(/quote)
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Thunderforge, this "something" that I still have to type up is in no way related to Ultima. And when the twenty-first page has more posts in it, then I will update my signature.
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Thunderforge realizes that shortly after LifeKnight posted his message (again) the G4 iBooks came out. This once again fits the category. But seeing that LifeKnight hasn't said anything about this, Thunderforge now thinks that it has something to do with Panther (which comes in 52 minutes and 45 seconds as of the second I posted this).
And if neither of them apply, then the answer to LifeKnight's riddle must be 42!
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Sidatious the Drink Mage Demon.
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...who is only here because of me 
SlaVitiCkus gets mad as the iPod that he bought on eBay continues to only play sound out of one of the headphone ears.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
Thunderforge would like to point out that (url="http://"http://www.apple.com/ca")http://www.apple.com/ca(/url) (Apple Canada) has a Panther Countdown Timer that is going up! He would also like others to try to read his signature
EDIT: I can't spell my own name right!
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Aocdrnicg to a rsecareh at Cmbagrdie Uinervtisy, it denos't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh?
(This message has been edited by Thunderforge (edited 10-25-2003).)
I would have had it posted by now, but my computer crashed and I had to wait until I got my hands on Panther so I could reinstall. It will be up by the end of the day. HINT: If you want to know what it is, check Stark's walkthrough. Look for a powerful creature that you have never seen in the game before, and you'll know. 
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
The White Minotaur?
Naw. That one appears in Trinity (final stage of the Swordsman's arena). It's gotta be either the Ghoul - Master, the Ice Imp, or the Semenon - Master.
EDIT: Wait, do Ice Imps appear in the Ice Cave in DiD? If so, then it can only be the Ghoul - Master, or the Semenon - Master.
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Try to read the text below:
Aocdrnicg to a rsecareh at Cmbagrdie Uinervtisy, it denos't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh?
(This message has been edited by Thunderforge (edited 10-25-2003).)
Everyone is sitting quietly in the pub, sipping their drinks, when every hears the sound of a diabolical laugh come from the time portal. "Sounds as if it came from a goblin!" thought everyone. "Well, if it is a goblin, then LifeKnight and Rawzer will take care of it." But they realized that it was NOT a goblin. Into the pub walked a Semenon Master, the most dangerous creature known to Darmyl. Since none of these creatures have ever sighted in Darmyl, this one must have escaped from the (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/wolvenstudios/projects/tfm.html")construction set of The Four Mages.(/url)
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From Starky's walkthrough:
Every semenon society has a semenon master lurking somewhere within the shadows. Perhaps a sub-species and perhaps a different species altogether, very little is known about the origins of the semenon masters. They seem to have the utmost control over the semenon society, and all semenons follow the masters without question. The masters have a tendency to lurk in the shadows and not make their presence known to outsiders, but if cornered or forced to fight they can be vicious and merciless.
LifeKnight has several more facts to add about Semenon Masters:
1. They fight with glass swords, however they seem to have a power over them which prevents them from breaking. This enchantment, however, causes the sword to do only one quarter of its regular damage, about equal to that of the Blade Diabolus. Killing a Semenon Master will break the enchantment on its sword, and cause it to become a regular glass sword.
2. Although they do a lot of damage, they only the the health points of about 10 regular Semenons, or 2 Liliths.
3. No magic can be used against them. This includes magic spells, ranger potions, Super Spoons, and any weapon that is enchanted or forged by magic (including a glass sword).
So, guys, it looks like we have trouble. What are we going to do?
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iGot...(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/macosx/")PANTHER!(/url)
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Kryten jumped up and grabbed the Semenon Master by the head and stuffed his lobster thing into it's mouth. the Semenon Master immediatly started to spasm and stared to froth at the mouth. kryten kept the lobster thing in it's mouth and the Semenon Master finally died. kryten walked back to the bar ordered another drink and went back to talking to arienne.
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"There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
The Semenon master grabs a filter of healing someone left on a nearby table, drinks it, and heals itself. It then growls and jumps on Rawzer.
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iGot...(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/macosx/")PANTHER!(/url)
Visit the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202.html")Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url) Laugh so hard your stomach will hurt! Plus, it's filled with over 20 pages of useless information that nobody needs to know!
Also, don't forget the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002944.html#")Boozerama Bar!(/url)
The semenemon...semonanen....the monster thing hits SlaVitiCkus's drink as it lunges for Rawzer. SlaVitiCkus becomes infuriated, and starts hacking away at the sem....monster. When he realizes this isn't doing anything, he simply shoves the monster off-guard, and it falls into the boiling tub, instantly killing it. "Sheesh, why does my drink always have to be spilled", questions SlaVitiCus. "And you", he points at LifeKnight, "you owe me a drink, for it's you who keeps summoning all this weird stuff to this bar!"
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
