a very small, but cute gurl walks into the bar and orders a drink. she apears to be waiting for someone.....
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Spazz walks over and pays Seditious for her drink. The ensueing conversation between them seems to fill the whole bar and most of the semi-sober patrons look up in interest. Seeing the two halves of the conversation they all pause and move away a few tables then continue drinking
Spazz and Midget2 cannonball into the medium hottub
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Originally posted by midget2:
**Midget2 orders drinks for her and Spazzy. they spend the next few hours talking and laughing untill the other patrons get annoyed, and move farther away.**
The Head, for the lack of capable movement, moans and orders a round of beers for himself. During "the next few hours" he drinks himself into a stupor and passes out :D. The gurgled snoring provides solice for some of the patrons.
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some who did not know would ask "what is this way that gives him so much power?" and they were told "It is the way of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, 3 quirm street, Ankh-Morpork, rooms to rent, very reasonable. No, we don't understand it, either. Some subsendential rubbish, apparently." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
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For all your Nova needs!
(url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net/walkthrough/") For all your Nova Walkthroughy Needs!(/url) I (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/games/evn/addons.html")For all your Nova Add-ony needs!(/url) I (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=26&SUBMIT;=Go")For All you Nova Web-Boardy Needs!(/url) -
Seeing the noisily snoring head, Spazz decides to celebrate the fourth of July. (one day late) He and the Midget stuff it into the end of a very large potatoe cannon asnd stuff his mouth with firecrackers.
a few seconds later the head wakes up..... 2 miles from the pub..... with severe third and second degree burns in and around its mouth.....
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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth? -
SlaVitiCkus wakes up when one of Arianne's darts hits him instead of the painting. He murmers, grabs the painted dackery off the wall, and starts drinking it, even though this was impossible.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony. -
Spazz and midget2 head off into a back room muttering about saltpeter and the proper proportion to the sulfur..., a few hours later large explosions are heard and the intense smell of sulfur gas fills the room
Midget2 and Spazz walk back into the main room... looking a bit... singed
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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth? -
SuperNova gains a level.
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(url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/SuperNova/")The absence of the word "blog" in spell check makes the entire blog movement meaningless.(/url)
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SlaVitiCkus lives!!!
Rawzer does a little happy dance in his imagination, while maintaining an expression of absolute non-expression.
As for the BMP plug, yes, everyone forgot.
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Nova + 50 years = (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/aftermath/")Aftermath(/url). -
Cheezy old western music starts playing, as a tumbleweed blows across the bar that hasn't had a post in......five days. A man climbs through the Dernath window, and climbs over to the bar, past the strangely quiet patrons. He orders a root beer and downs it in one gulp after taking it from Sidatious and handing over the required gp growled out by Sidatious. He looks around the room, noticing the "No Magic" sign, which seems to have seen much wear and tear.
In the corner he spies a statue of Buddha, and suddendly springs into action. He whips out a four foot long stainless steel spoon, and whispers a short prayer. He then goes into super Jackie Chan mode and demolishes the statue piece by piece. At last, only the head is left. The man swings his spoon like a golf club and sends the buddha head spinng around the room, narrowing missing Rawzer's head and smacking LK several times before landing with a distinct thud on the old, unused lotto machine. The machine begins to fizzle, then sparks appear, and finally the machine blows up into oblivion, knocking the Buddha head into tiny shards which all land in a perfect row on LK's back. Blood begins to drip out as Arianne sniffs, and begins to salivate in the mouth. The man goes to Rawzer to collect the 100 gp reward for destroying the lotto machine in the most creative way yet, posted on the first page of this 37 page topic.
He orders another root beer after sheathing his Spoon of the Spirit, and yelps when he notices Sidatious is a Demon. He quickly whips out his Spoon of the Spirit yet again and whispers another small prayer. He stands with the spoon held out and says so all can hear, " In the name of the Awesome Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, I command you (Sidatious the demon that is) to come out of that Robo-Barkeep!" Immediately the demon known to the patrons of the bar as Sidatious leaves the broken Robo-Barkeep and screams as he flies into the time portal to terrorize the patrons of the Boozerama.
As the patrons of the bar realize that the man has ended the powerful demon's possesion of the Robo-Barkeep, they begin to become angry, and he spots Rawzer powering up his Spoon of Awesomeness. He realizes he has destroyed the barkeep in his religious zeal and immediately exits the bar through the Dernath window.
Several hours later he comes back with a thing of beauty, a shining light, which is nothing less than an Angel, who takes over Sidatious' job and begins serving drinks even faster than the demon could ever dream of serving them. The patrons seem happy, and the free rounds of Alcoholic beverages passed out by the Angel Barkeep, courtesy of the man and his 100gp reward, which mysteriously disappears, make them forget about Sidatious as they begin to love their new barkeep, even Rawzer nods his approval. Arianne still seems mad that her source of blood has been disabled, and decides that she will withold her judgement until her next post. The man dares her to send him to the same Dimesion of pain that she sent LK to. The rest of the patrons are happy anyway, and SlaVitiCkus notices that this is yet another big enntry post.
The Priest has arrived.
EDIT: Spelling corrections (still not perfect) and added some stuff.
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So which is it? The red pill, or the blue pill?
1....2....3.....4....That's the code? That's the kind of code an idiot would use on his luggage!
"That's the code on my luggage!!"(This message has been edited by Cheezy_Cracker (edited 07-12-2004).)
(This message has been edited by Cheezy_Cracker (edited 07-12-2004).)
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sig test
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!" -
the priest casts a signature test spell outside the bar's Dernath Window.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!" -
A: Bah to forgetting the BMP plug.
B: Noticing moUSE EE loiDE UZIs signature, Raistlin offers an interesting URL... (http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/).
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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!
Meet my little Plush friend. He's small, cuddly, and he'll eat your face after he rips it off. - Necro -
SuperNova hires the priest so that he can have someone on his side with a "Turn Undead" spell for when the Guild of Blood attacks again.
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Originally posted by SuperNova:
**SuperNova hires the priest so that he can have someone on his side with a "Turn Undead" spell for when the Guild of Blood attacks again.**
The priest decideds to wait until SuperNova discusses payment, liability, and life insurance options. Oh yeah, Sundays are days off (he IS a priest afterall!).
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!" -
cast sig test spell outside bar
Spazz finds some extra large cosasters and commences playing frisbee with midget2 over the other patron's heads. FUN!!!
btw* is anyone here planning on going to Otakon?
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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?
glomps Midget2 -
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Originally posted by midget2:
**midget2 gets bord and walks over to the forgotten pinball machine. anyone know what the high score is?**
Mine
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midget2 walks over to the pinball machine, hits the restart button, and starts playing. within 5 minutes of playing, midget2 now has the new high score of 10 bilion. and shes just getting warmed up.
this frightens the patrons slightly because she is still playing frisbee with Spazz.
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IÂ’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy? -
Rawzer wields his Spoon of Awesome and chants something no one can quite hear. Suddenly, the angel looks somewhat mortified. A look of panic on the angel quickly transforms into a look of relief on Sidatious, the Drink Mage Demon, who was never occupying the body of anyone or anything. The robotender has been in an inactive heap out back for the last several months.
Now that Sidatious has been brought back, and the angel has been sent to the Boozerama, peace can once again be restored in Rawzer's subconscious. Rawzer, who enjoys hearing the screams of angels in mild discomfort, felt gracious today.
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Nova + 50 years = (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/aftermath/")Aftermath(/url).(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 07-17-2004).)