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    • SlaVitiCkus is confused. He was in a white coat yesterday, but he wasn't a scientist...and the sleeves were rather uncomfortable.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • Del Fuego decides to imvestigate what mekes rawzer's spoon so awesome. He goes over to look at it, and it viciously attacks him. " Well, looks like urk I'm done being a scientist... (urk)

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      Hail the great ?!!!
      ????

    • Rawzer uses his lab coat to reason, "It seems to be so powerful, due to it's strong base in... reality."

      Everyone else looks rather puzzled.

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      Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
      He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
      A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
      (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

    • SlaVitiCkus simply declares that it just is that powerful.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • AV declares 17th February 'Lab Coat Day'. Maybe we can feed LabRat toadstool purée, just to see what happens...

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      Vast__
      QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
      Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url)

    • Well, it is worth noting that the spoon does exist. It's in my TV room right now.

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      Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
      He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
      A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
      (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

    • SlaVitiCkus feels sorry for anyone who has/will ever try to rob Rawzer's house.

      SlaVitiCkus dons a labcoat and studies the effects of alchohol on people.

      EDIT--Rawzer, e-mail me when they reply (you know who I mean)
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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

      (This message has been edited by SlaVitiCkus (edited 02-18-2004).)

    • Rawzer suggests SlaV should study alcohol instead.

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      Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
      He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
      A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
      (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

    • SlaVitiCkus takes Rawzers advice.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • Del Fuego decides to gulp schtudy alchohal too...

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      Hail the great ?!!!
      ????

    • Kryten decides to study the effects of gasoline on fire.

      AARRGGHH!!

      I'm so hot, I'm burning up. 😛

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      "There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
      (url="http://"http://www.krytencrc.cjb.net")Kryten's Headquarters(/url)
      (url="http://"http://www.silvernetwork.net/kryten/mcheese.htmll")All your Cheese are belong to us(/url)

    • SuperNova comes in with a soy powered machine that is able to circumvent the "NO MAGIC" sign by approximating synthetic equivalents of spells. He names it the "Soy based magic substitute machine" and uses it to cast a healthy alternative to an earthquake spell.

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      Yet another meaningless post
      <(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>

    • Del FUego Drunkenly decides to assist kryten, and throws another gas can on the fire. It kills ten of those little annoying "patrons" who so often sit on the sidelines and get killed.
      (oh, and strong bad rules. if i judged science fairs, i would vote for that. :))

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      Hail the great ?!!!
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    • hey, a question: how do you change your sig? 'cause mine is dumb, so i wanna fix it.

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      Hail the great ?!!!
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    • Quote

      Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego:
      **hey, a question: how do you change your sig? 'cause mine is dumb, so i wanna fix it.

      **

      There's a link at the top of the screen called profile :p... :rolleyes:

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      some who did not know would ask "what is this way that gives him so much power?" and they were told "It is the way of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, 3 quirm street, Ankh-Morpork, rooms to rent, very reasonable. No, we don't understand it, either. Some subsendential rubbish, apparently." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
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      For all your Nova needs!
      (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net/walkthrough/") For all your Nova Walkthroughy Needs!(/url) I (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/games/evn/addons.html")For all your Nova Add-ony needs!(/url) I (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=26&SUBMIT;=Go")For All you Nova Web-Boardy Needs!(/url)

    • Rawzer eyes the soy powered machine warily.

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      Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
      He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
      A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
      (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

    • Since soy could never do something like that, it had to of had magic to be created (since we haven't even invented watches here...). Upon this discovery, the "No Magic" sign lights up and the soy machine blows up, and out pops a tiny wizard, who is soon lit on fire.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • The small wizard turns out to be the evil part of SuperNova in disguise. He transforms into his true form and eats the sign.

      SuperNova nails him to the wall where the sign was as punishment.

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      Yet another meaningless post
      <(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>

    • SlaVitiCkus cuts around the guys stomache so the sign is readable again. Now it acts as a law and a threat to all who disobey it.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • Seeing a chance to make some money, Spazz gets some soybean seed and some beer, looking towards Supernova's remains with a gleem in his eye. Using the newly deceased patron's carcass as soil, he begins a small farming operation...

      ooc: see next post

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      Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url)

      (This message has been edited by Spazzybob (edited 02-21-2004).)