Make me say, "Welcome weary traveler! My name is Rawzer, and welcome to the Blue Mushroom Pub. Feel free to eat, drink, and just generally get drunk off yer keister! If you want a room to recover, it'll be 30 gold, up front."
The player should be allowed to say, "Yes, I think I'll take a room," "Do you serve take-out?" or "Thanks, but I think I'll just be passing through."
If the player asks for food for me to sell, have me say, "Oh, sure, here's our fine selection of foodstuffs."
I'll think up a menu later. Also, be sure to include Sidatious the Drink Mage Demon. I'll figure out something for him to say later.
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