Hey, hey. It was in the book! Max Quordlepleen said it. Or maybe Zaphod. Whatever.

Rawzer doesn't give a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys.

Edit: Ooh. 30 pages. Impressive. (Darth)Most impressive.(/Darth)

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 01-29-2004).)

Just one more page closer to having to start a new bar...

Note to all patrons: No one but Rawzer is to make a second pub when this one closes down

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

Del fuego looks up from the pile of snoring people (there have gotta be some extraneous people in the bar to tell war stories to and behead and stuff! Anyway, Rawzer's head collection is a captive audience!) and spies the axes. "well, those would make some nice throwing axes!"

nah. It would ruin the decoration.

by the way. Rawzer, I have the exact same planner thing as the one you filled up with cartoons. cool.

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Hail the great ?!!!
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Quote

Originally posted by Agent_Vast:
**"Hi, friend!" says AV's head.

**

The Drunkard's head engages in conversation with AV's, however it soon burns out because of The drunkard's constant slurring and irrational behavior. After an hour or two he sobers up and says "WTF?! S**T!?! How the hell did I get he- OOOHHHHH... Damn it." He then turns to AV's head and says: "Hi, friend!"

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some who did not know would ask "what is this way that gives him so much power?" and they were told "It is the way of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, 3 quirm street, Ankh-Morpork, rooms to rent, very reasonable. No, we don't understand it, either. Some subsendential rubbish, apparently."
For all your Nova needs!
(url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net/walkthrough/") The Nova Walkthrough(/url) For all your Nova Walkthroughy Needs
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SlaVitiCkus notices him sobering up, and hands him some booze with a very long straw, and puts the straw in his mouth.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

Out of no where Grey's yellow Iguana explodes, coating the floor with a fine green dust.
Then Grey downs 15 pints of Ale and convinces himself that he has mercury poisoning. After hours of babbling on about flaming butterflies in the northen winter sun grey runs out of the bar.
He comes back later still screaming with a fish in his hand.
"Did i win too?"

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"WE ARE THE POPES OF THE PYROS!!" "WE ARE THE CRUSADERS OF CAPELLA!!" "THE FRIARS OF FIRE!!" "THE BAPTISTS OF BORAL 1!!!!" "THE CATHOLIC KILLERS OF NEW CALCUTTA!!!!!!" "WE ARE THE GOOD!! no.. no... THE BAD!!! yeah.. thats it.. THE BAD CATHOLICS!!!"

Whoa there, boy, think you lost me there...

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

Yoggy saunters in to the bar with a gigantic Coldstone logo pasted to his back. he orders a dackery and goes off to dance and sing really silly drinking songs with the other patrons.

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Kryten rips the CS logo off Yoggy's back and eats it.

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"There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
(url="http://"http://www.krytencrc.cjb.net")Kryten's Headquarters(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.silvernetwork.net/kryten/mcheese.htmll")All your Cheese are belong to us(/url)

Yoggy goes up to the bartender and says: "I wish to order a fresh Coldstone logo" and then adds:"make it quick!"

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Kryten leaves the bar and then returns with a stack of transparent CS logos made by Ledorax. He then starts to eat them at Yoggy.

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"There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
(url="http://"http://www.krytencrc.cjb.net")Kryten's Headquarters(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.silvernetwork.net/kryten/mcheese.htmll")All your Cheese are belong to us(/url)

Quote

Originally posted by moUSE EE loiDE UZI:
The Drunkard's head engages in conversation with AV's, however it soon burns out because of The drunkard's constant slurring and irrational behavior. After an hour or two he sobers up and says "WTF?! ST!?! How the hell did I get he- OOOHHHHH... Damn it." He then turns to AV's head and says: "Hi, friend!":D

**

"I didn't understand a word of that, but I'm sure it was absolutely fascinating."

OOC: Rawzer, if you have to make a new pub, say something to explain why the Blue Mushroom Pub is now a new thread.

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QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
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Quote

Originally posted by Agent_Vast:
"I didn't understand a word of that, but I'm sure it was absolutely fascinating."

If you want to understand, go eat some CS Logos.

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"There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
(url="http://"http://www.krytencrc.cjb.net")Kryten's Headquarters(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.silvernetwork.net/kryten/mcheese.htmll")All your Cheese are belong to us(/url)

Rawzer has little idea what's going on, but after coughing up a bit of green dust, Sidatious the Drink Mage Demon gets Yoggy his logo by spawning it from the pits of hell. Hell isn't the only place to get logos, but it's generally what Sidatious excels at.

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

This bar gets less and less comprehendable with every post we get...

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

What? Well
---- ---- ------- --- ----- ----- ---- your mum

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Vast__
QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
(url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url)

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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus:
**This bar gets less and less comprehendable with every post we get...

**

pp sits in the background, plotting his revenge on the oyster that never was*.

*you think you're so good, talking all non-understandable? well, two can play that game!

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Del fuego wants to play!! What are the rules?

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Hail the great ?!!!
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The Rules are:

1. If you buy a tiger for 2 million dollars I will give you a lolly pop.
2. BODMAS.
3. To lose you have to win.
4. Ants can't be used in milkshakes.
5. CHEESE!!!!!

That's it.

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"There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
(url="http://"http://www.krytencrc.cjb.net")Kryten's Headquarters(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.silvernetwork.net/kryten/mcheese.htmll")All your Cheese are belong to us(/url)

Del Fuego bys the tiger, feeds it a bodmas & ant milkshake, and auctons it off for 3 mil. with that he buys cheese.

And repeats the process.

Did I win?

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Hail the great ?!!!
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(This message has been edited by El Hombe Del Fuego (edited 01-31-2004).)